Hello All!

You didn't think that he was married, did you? I tell you what, he didn't know how to preheat before he met me! Noone knew about me until that Gingerbread Man in Shrek, and he threw me under the bus! The story disappeared quickly, and unfortunately, so did I. I thought I would pop out a few stories and make myself known before getting down and just staying with the baking business.

Name: Mrs.Muffin Man! No my name is Lorelei.

Age: 23 Hah you'd think I'd be younger, seeing as I'm married to the Muffin Man. He isn't as old as you think! And you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age, so can you trust me when I tell you my age?

Likes:

Platinum Garden, Ouran High Host Club, Yotsubato, any manga that isn't yaoi. I like OC pairings and Self Inserts as well, but only if they are really good. Some official pairings are good. I also like any type of music that isn't Country or Rap. I like all supernatural beings like fairies. I love God.

Pairings I like:

Final Fantasy VII

CloudxTifa

YuffiexVincent

VincentxOC

GenesisxOC

SephirothxOC

AngealxOC I havent seen any yet...and that's sad. He's a hero and he deserves some one.

Batman(The Dark Knight)

JokerxOC

Bruce/BatmanxOC

Full Metal Alchemist

EnvyxOC

GreedxOC

RoyxRiza

WinryxEd

AlphonsexOC

Tales of Symphonia

Zellete (I really don't think Sheena deserves him

KratosxAnna

KratosxLloydxAnnaxOC(the OC being a sibling. Obviously only family relationships)

RegalxOC (this is dying.)

Naruto

Anyone in AkatsukixOC

GaaraxOC

KakashixOC

Sky High

WarrenxOC

LashxOC

Dragon Ball Z

CellxOC

Kingdom Hearts

Organization XIII membersxOC (Sulhadane writes very good oneshots for the Organization Members!)

SoraxKairi
RikuxOC

These pairings matter to you because I'm more likely to write any of these pairings than any others.

I like reading, when I'm not baking and I obviously like writing. If you throw any video game, I'll play it and love it. Sugar, Katz and that's all i can think of.

Dislikes:

Yaoi(It's like ice cream toppings on a blueberry muffin!), Incest, inexscusable spelling errors. Like if you write a fanfic for Gaara and spell his name Garra, it pisses me off :). You have access to the name, it's right there on fanfiction! I can accept different spellings and grammar, because you live in a different country, but if you just spell it wrong and live in the US. I also hate cliches. Something original would be nice. Like the new Aunt Annie's Pepperoni pretzel, but without the nastiness...