I'm old enough to know better and smart enough not to give a damn...

A few things you should know...

I'm a Team Edward gal, who occasionally enjoys to mix up the ships a bit with Jasper, Emmett and Garrett. However, I am not, nor will I ever be Team Jacob. I love Jacob in a best friend, loyal dog kind of way. That's IT! So don't go there with me. I don't read Bella and Jacob stories, unless she dumps him for Edward in the end. Haha!

And for the morbidly curious--yes. My soulmate and I have produced two offspring that are just as sarcastic as we are. It's very dry in our home. Great times, great times - yah.

Follow me on Twitter @Bowling4Edward. I won't promise anything profound, and I refuse to solve the mysteries of life.

B4E (or should it be BFE--I like that one better, for obvious reasons...)