BobaFreakinSexyFett
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Joined 08-10-10, id: 2489533, Profile Updated: 08-10-10
Author has written 1 story for Star Wars.
YOU SEE THIS MAN HERE? HIS NAME IS BOBA FETT. EXACTLY. YOU SHOULD BE QUIVERING IN YOUR OFFENSIVE SHOES RIGHT NOW. HE'LL DISINTEGRATE YOUR ASS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU SLURP YOUR SOUP. YOU BETTER WASH YOUR FACE WHEN HE COMES AROUND BECAUSE HE WILL WORK OUT ON YOUR FACE. YOUR FACE DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU TEAR UP THAT THE WORLD'S SEXIEST BOUNTY HUNTER IS ALL UP IN YOUR CASE HIDING IN YOUR GARBAGE CANS WAITING FOR YOU TO SLEEP? ass rape.

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Boba The Fett by NS7 reviews
A humorous rap about Boba Fett from his own eyes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
Hothmart: Episode I, Chapter one reviews
After Luke turns to the darkside, what silly adventures will he get into now at the beloved Hothmart?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Boba Fett, Darth Vader