Sherlock asks for John. Not to get him a pen, or make him tea, just John. He apparently wants John's body. On the couch. Right now. For a case, of course. Asexual Sherlock. Not-so-asexual John. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic on aspects of having a relationship with someone who is asexual. Rated M for Johnlock smut. COMPLETE.

He wants to explain to Steve that he hopes that someday he'll find the right gal and he won't feel constantly sick to his stomach about what he is and what he wants. That he hopes someday he'll be normal. (He doesn't know how to say any of this without telling Steve that he is in love with him, so stupid in love that he can't think sometimes.)

Bucky seduces Steve on the dance floor. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Stucky! Prompt fill for the kink meme.

The first thing he says to Steve is, "Didn't I tell you not to do anything stupid until I was back?"

A sequel'y oneshot ficlet to "it's been a long, long time", but could also work as a stand alone. Bucky doesn't sleep well. And so neither does Steve. ["I don't know who Bucky is," the Soldier grates in Russian, and slams his head up – his forehead meets the bridge of the man's already-broken nose and he shove-kicks him away, flipping with a ragged kind of elegance to his feet.]

A sequel'y little ficlet to 'i'll always think of you that way', set a month or so later. Steve finally gets that dance, in a roundabout kind of way - his partner is not who he originally expected, but he's been waiting just as long. He wakes in the middle of the night to music, and finds Bucky lost in it. Very mild smut, hints of period-typical homophobia, Bucky feels.

Drabble. Pre-slash. Post-Winter Soldier. Steve found Bucky, and brought him in. To get him help, to heal him; to get James Buchanan Barnes back. But there are days when Bucky thinks the man Steve remembers is lost forever and utterly, crushed beneath the weight of blood, pain, and more deaths than he can count. And then, there are the days where he finds a little hope.

An One-Shot inspired from the Vampire Chronicles series by Anne Rice. Marius has a sick seventeen boy in his palazzo. A boy that will make the Ancient vampire feel his heart beat faster for him and will triger the great will to turn him also into a vampire in an attempt to save his life and also to keep him with him for all eternity.

I received a lovely prompt some time ago. Prison!Loki fucking all the guards in a desperate bid to regain Thor's attentions. Possessive!Thor has a problem with that.

What happens in Stuttgart, stays in Stuttgart.

In this story Thor never went to earth and learned a lesson, he never had to prove himself, he never bettered himself. He was spoiled and corrupt and became king of Asgard with his brother kneeling as his feet.

A little 5 plus 1 story idea that popped into my head. A bit naughty, so rated M for Johnlock smut. Not related to any of my other Sherlock stories. No longer a one-shot, this is now a multi-chapter fic containing some angst in later chapters. Trigger warning for discussion of rape and humiliation (though not actual scenes). Now COMPLETE.

John's voice dropped into that dangerous, seductive tone, "if it was right now I'd want to toy with you and play with you and see what kind of things gave me the most satisfaction when done to you." Sequel to 'a choice' A twisted kind of johnlock romance. Warning: references to self-harm, bdsm, m/m and lots of other fun things. Don't read if these things will offend you.

"Haymitch was fast losing grasp of his surroundings. His mind fell deeper and deeper into a dark abyss that seemed to welcome him readily and almost greedily. He let himself go." A different take on Haymitch's life and how Effie Trinket became embroiled in it.

A journey into the secret relationship of Pavel Chekov and Leonard McCoy onboard the USS Enterprise. A day-to-day look at different aspects of their relationship over time. *Pavel Chekov/Leonard (Bones) McCoy*

He was just a little too late but in the end all is forgiven and their souls remain together for eternity. Warning: Mentions of depression, Suicide. Sad but with a happy end. Inspired by "One Headlight" by The Wallflowers.

-Originally called Lollipop- Sherlock has come to the conclusion that he likes John, but he doesn't know how to tell him. Only one thing comes to mind; a bright red cherry lollipop. Of course it sounds a bit obscene and out of the norm, but since when did Sherlock do things the way others did? Rated M for suggested themes.

Sherlock is obsessed with John's heartbeat. John/Sherlock developing romance, mature but not explicit. (Originally published January 2011.)

John insists to Sherlock that there is absolutely no possibility that he is gay. Sherlock makes it his responsibility to prove him wrong in the fear that he will soon lose his partner's trust in their work. And also because he makes him hot.

John Hamish Watson is dealing with Sherlock's death when he realizes something very vital. JohnLock. Rated M because that's my favorite rate. I may update, but it'll be a separate fic.

John doesn't know what he is missing. Fortunately, everybody else does.

Hayffie oneshot. Plot? What plot? Okay this is pure smut I'm not gonna beat around the bush. Haymitch and Effie share a loving moment together, in the best way they know how. M for obvious reasons. Please read the author's note if you're a regular reader of mine, across fandoms. If you're not, don't worry.

Effie is alone for Christmas and Haymitch ends up coming...in more ways than one ;) Sorry it's kinda late for a Christmas fic.

A series of one-shots about our favourite Escort and Mentor. Disclaimer - Any characters, places, or otherwise are property of Suzanne Collins. If any character belongs to me it will be referenced in the Author's note for that respective chapter. These are not in order. [Set to complete as I am done with one-shots for the time being]

The five times Haymitch and Effie slept together. It started with nothing but they may have created something inadvertently.

Starts a bit after Jack disappears. Owen/Ianto, Toshiko/OC implied Janto. Inspired by indiefagg0t, formerly That Crazy Emo Girl.

Inspired by the line from the film where Effie calls for chocolate strawberries! Effie has more than an indulgence for a certain dessert, and Haymitch has more than an indulgence for Effie. Hayffie-Smut-Times-Ahoy

"You know, it's not good manners to keep a lady waiting." Haymitch rolled his eyes slightly. "My apologies, Miss Trinket," he said, voice low. "How can I ever make it up to you?" Effie blushed, biting her lip slightly. "I think we'll be able to figure something out." Sequel to Dinner Party Surprise. Rated M for Hayffie smut.

In honour of Halloween 2012, I bring you Spooky Hayffie, my mini-series. Obviously, it involves my two favourite characters - Haymitch and Effie. I will be posting a few short stories throughout today and tomorrow as part of this. Disclaimer: I am not Suzanne Collins... yet. I'm working on it. I'll keep you updated.

Set after Mockingjay. Haymitch stroked Effie's hair, but he couldn't help the feeling of anger creeping in him. Did she think it was okay to leave him behind? All those nightly phone call she made and he couldn't pick up the signs from her? How desperate was she?

"There's not enough good in you to take the bad out of me." Thor/Loki, Mjolnir/Loki, dub-con, object insertion, handcuffs, pwp

Lestrade wakes up in his office and finds a stranger who seems to know a lot about him. Rated M for M/M sex and explicit language.

One. Two. Three. It's not a fun game, but it keeps them both alive, while separated. Effie is being held captive in the Capitol in a tiny cell, while Haymitch finds District 13's sparsity of liquor prison enough. They both share the nightmares. But they've only just begun and when President Snow takes a liking in the former escort, things turn for the worse. HAYEFFIE!

Its been 10 years since Haymitch Abernathy won his Hunger Games, and he's still struggling to adjust to his life as a Victor. A new Escort from the Capital catches his eye, and their story unfolds. Hayffie fic, rating for later chapters

Haymitch is doing what he does best - drinking and rambling at anyone who will listen, who in this case happens to be one of his geese. Post-Mockingjay, one-shot, Hayffie.

Haymitch and Effie get trapped together inside a closet and a heated argument ensues... Rated M for really descriptive smut, you have been warned. Please read and review! Written for prompt 18 and 19 of the tumblr Hayffie Challenge.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman discover the dedication Sherlock fandom. Confusion, awkwardness, and hilarity ensues. Rated T for language and absolute crackiness.

There are tears of happiness and tears of sadness. There are tears of pain and pleasure. This is all of them. See warnings inside.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

DI Lestrade wants a cigarette. See warnings inside.

16 year old Rita Skeeter has always been fascinated by Bellatrix Black. Prefect. Seeker. Death Eater in training. What will happen when two such very different girls become friends? And will they be able to keep it a secret?

Ianto doesn't consider himself the adventurous type, especially after Jack leaves.

Vampire Chronicles. What started as an innocent modeling session degenerates into a more intimate encounter between Marius and Armand... Rated M to be safe. Non-graphic lemon.

A reporter known for her 'savage quill' visits a notorious Death Eater in Azkaban. The torture of the Longbottoms and the subsequent trial is a very juicy story... but how far will Rita go to get an interview from Bellatrix? Rated M for femmeslash.

I hate summaries. I really do. VC, Slash. Be warned now.