[Yaoi.] The boys of Konoha may not think they have a problem but their significant others think otherwise. So in order to get back into their good graces and more importantly back into their pants the boys must do the unthinkable, undertake counseling.

Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.

Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.