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Joined 05-08-09, id: 1928184, Profile Updated: 04-20-10
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
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I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
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I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(even thow I am its my life stile it sucks)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

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The Task by ImmortalObsession reviews
Two years ago, Dumbledore gave Hermione a mission, and the time has finally come for her to complete it. Leaving the War behind, she goes back to 1943 to tamper with the timeline and save the future. However, a certain teenage Dark Lord keeps interfering with her plans, and he's not the Dark Lord she was sent to destroy - or fall for. LEMONS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,923 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Somewhere in Time by Serpent In Red reviews
Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 360,029 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
One Timeless Choice by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
Sequel to One Timeless Chance. The fabric of time is delicate, intricate and intertwined. Just how much of Time's tapestry must Hermione Evans destroy before she can can weave her own? TR/HG A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,976 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Puppet Master by Glitch in the System reviews
What's eating Paul? What's with that flame on the water? What was Laurent doing just standing in Edward and Bella's meadow? Why does Edward care about Mike's car? Why doesn't Alice know about her past? Cammy knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 459,087 - Reviews: 4776 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,665 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2008
Masters of Manipulation: Part Two by Nerys reviews
A new start, a new beginning; but do people really change? Having won everything there was to win, Harry made his choice. Now, the entire world will have to deal with that choice. HJG/TMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 145,809 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4459 - Favs: 4,783 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Apprentice by Nerys reviews
When Hermione receives a scroll with classified information, she makes the monumental error of accepting Albus Dumbledore's offer. HG-LV; dark fic; starts at the end of OOTP; spoilers all HP books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 212,293 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hermione G., Voldemort
One Timeless Chance by VTM Potter Crazy reviews
It's a long shot, a suicide mission, something she's not even sure she can do...But she has to try. To save everyone she loves, she must learn to use a kind of magic she hates, from the one she hates most of all. HG/TR A twist on a timeless tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,478 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Masters of Manipulation by Nerys reviews
A true manipulator will control the universe, but who will achieve the wanted mastership? Hermione suddenly finds herself opposing Tom Riddle in a quest for knowledge banned by the founders of Hogwarts. Can she stop the heir before he becomes invincible?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 162,885 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Dead As A Doornail reviews
It's a oneshot. I made it up of the sudden... just try it! you know you want to.......
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete