Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Arceus has nearly lost all hope in seeing Humanity and Pokemon some day living in perfect unison with each other. Seeing the latest example as a failure, he has decided to try his final hopes in a single boy from Littleroot Town. A boy named Jacob, and his purity of youth. Jacob has a hard journey ahead of him, but with Arceus' help, it might have just gotten a little easier.

After their initial series run, the Warners are graced with a new 'Best Friend' after a film director turned mad scientist forcibly warps her into their world. At first passing her off as a 'wanna-be', they quickly discover that her self destructive nature is dangerous to herself and others. Thus begins a saga of healing and zany epic adventure.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Third book of the Pokémon series. One month after his journey in the Orange Islands, Ash in invited to Lance's crowning as the new Champion. Deciding to start his new journey from there, the boy and his friends are soon caught between the Rocket Rebels' devious schemings and legends that prove to be not as legendary as one thinks ...

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

Gobber couldn't convince Stoick to let Hiccup into the dragon training, but eventually, Hiccup faces a Monstrous Nightmare during a raid again. Things go very differently thanks to a black dragon. An unbreakable bond is formed between two lonely souls and those who would break them apart face the true meaning of fury as they fail to hide and pray sufficiently. 2nd book complete

Ash Ketchum has been determined to become the best since he was a toddler. He has his eyes set on a charmander, but a twist of fate led him to the humble Nidoran. Note: Mix between anime and the games.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

When Ash was betrayed by many people he held dear, it broke him. However, the betrayal was exactly what Ash needed to to become the best that no one ever was, to ignite The Fire Within. Part of StylishDescent's 'Ash betrayal fanfic challenge'. Pairings: Amourshipping, ForthwheeelShipping, and a couple Pokemon shippings as well, including PikachuXSnivy.

Young Tom Riddle watches Dumbledore set his wardrobe on fire and thinks it's the coolest thing ever. From then on, Tom idolizes Dumbledore and becomes his teacher's pet. Dumbledore has no idea of how to deal with this. A Crack!fic-esque series of short, comedic scenes.

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

We all know of Ash's adventures around the Pokemon world, but what about the rest of the gang left behind in Pallet Town? "Meanwhile" is a collection of one-shots about the rest of Ash's Pokemon while he's out on his adventures. [Mostly lighthearted and will follow the anime canon along with a few of my own headcanons.]

Lily Potter receives a warning not to let Voldemort find out about her child; Voldemort goes to kill Neville Longbottom on Halloween, but he did not realise how unstable his soul was, which lead to a complication that weighs on his mind even as he succeeds in taking over Wizarding Britain. Follow the highly intelligent Harry as he makes his way through a Voldemort-ruled Hogwarts.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Rewrite of The Chosen One's Journey. Ash learns of the many paths that one can lead in the world of Pokemon, changing the path of his destiny forever. Read how Ash travels around the regions with a more progressive look on Pokemon training. Aura! Rayshipping! I don't own Pokemon.

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

After the death of Pikachu, Ash is left in ruins, but many of his friends have been murdered as well. When the blame falls onto Ash, and Charizard's life is in danger, Ash escapes with his Pokemon and disappears. But freedom doesn't mean safety, and three years later Ash finds himself emotionally shattered, with the true killer still on the loose. [No Ash-ships. M for violence.]

It's been two years since the girl that was once Jasmine Potter last set foot into Konohagakure. Surrounded by sinister plots, dangerous foes are on the rise. With old and new allies by her side, she'll fight to protect everything she has ever loved. Now if only it were so easy to unravel who is friend and who is foe... Sequel to 'Growing Strong'. TO BE REWRITTEN

Inspired by a rather intimidating yet powerful trainer who saves her, Serena aspires to become just like him in hopes of shedding her timid self and become a more confident person. However, she soon learns that the path in order to do so is much more dangerous than she had expected, and her fidelity to her goals are challenged as the truths about her 'savior' are revealed. [HIATUS]

A single unexplained incident changed Ash Ketchum's life forever. An incident that will shake the Pokémon world and bring forth a true Pokémon Master. Aura!Ash! Smart!Ash! Now Rated M - Just in case! Chapter 01 - Edited.

Willow Potter was starting to realise that she had a talent for tripping into the most absurd situations. After all, what wasn't insane about Death popping up every few minutes, muttering nonsense about "his master," or getting sucked into a lamp, and bound to a 12-year-old Ninja Wannabe who thought she was a magical Genie? Prompt By: Tsume Yuki. FEM!Harry

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

Eight years after Berk's heir vanished, the Viking town is slowly crumbling. Dragon attacks are more devastating than ever. To save her village, Astrid must piece together exactly what happened before the dragons wipe them all out for good. Meanwhile, half a world away and eight years wiser, Hiccup decides it might just be time to go home.

Summary: Harry Potter narrowly manages to escape his wicked uncle by magically teleporting himself to another world. Harry becomes host to a Tok'ra symbiote named Einar.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Harry Potter thought that he was a normal boy. Until a school trip to Glastonbury Tor reveals an ancestry and universe far greater than what he expected. Revamped version of Last Ancient. Not Slash Discontinued and open if anyone wants to use it or its concepts, I don't mind.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

After his journey in the Kalos Region, Ash Ketchum is back in Kanto with a new goal: to stop a certain international crime syndicate that has been annoying him for, how long, now? With an overpowered Pikachu and a terrible sense of direction at his side, the Pokemon Trainer is on his way to a load of inconvenience...and Team Rocket trouble. (Art: Lillian Smith; Beta: InfernalFox)

Originally written by NightShade248. Hiccup has no place in Berk, unable to kill the dragons that he has come to love through his best friend Toothless, so he decides to leave. Finding himself in a new place with new faces, Hiccup discovers more about himself than he ever thought possible. Watch as a boy finds his own way to become a man. Same story but with new content.

Words spoken at an exact place and time will always bring change, however slight - and it's always a question of it being for better, or for worse. And how do we know which of the two it is? Sometimes, just because it's what the box shows when it's open, doesn't mean it's all there is to it.

A Hogwarts experience where Harry has people actually helping him face his destiny. Features a greater good Dumbledore, a tormented Snape, a free Sirius, and parents that lived. Read as Harry becomes the next great leader of the light with his friends and family helping him along the way. Plot line follows canon for most part but with several key changes. H/HR. Super H & Voldemort

When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU

After a night of suffering, Latios was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for Alto Mare, for his sister. But, fortunate events give him a new chance at life thanks to Latias and Ash. So, Alto Mare is saved and Latios is alive. With that behind them, both dragons decide to depart with Ash on his journey, how will he cope traveling with two Legendary Pokémon?

Daphne Greengrass wouldn't realise that a chance encounter at the age of eleven could have led her to have a life of adventure. Fourteen years later she meets Harry Potter again, this time over a dead body, but will she walk away or stay? He's a consulting detective and she's a healer, worlds apart from some, but for others, it could be just the beginning. AU.

Cynical, Creepy, Lazy, Rude. Hikigaya Hachiman as people see him in general. Endearing, Oddly Charming, Responsible, Kind. Hikigaya Hachiman to the ones who know him. There are many shades to this so called King of Loners, and the lovely ladies that surround him are more than willing to learn about them.

Bookstore AU. Their first impression of each other was bad. Their second impression was even worse. Going through summer without direction is tough, especially for two teenagers that don't fit into society.

At the last minute, Uchiha Itachi decides he can't torture his brother, so he takes the only option available to him. It's going to take years of therapy to deal with this.

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

Ash is raised from an early age by Pokemon before they are attacked and he is saved by Delia and raised as Ash. How does this affect his life, and what changes will occur?

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Lillith Potter, The-Girl-Who-Lived, appears before Severus Snape bleeding and broken at the age of six. Determined to protect his dead friends daughter from sharing her mothers fate he raises her to be brutally pragmatic, viciously opportunistic, and violently protective of those she loves with the help of the Black Sisters. Dad!Snape, Mentor!Bellatrix, DarkFem!Harry, Third Year

A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.

What if Delia had stepped in and made sure that Ash was prepared for his journey? After all, what kind of mother will allow her only son to travel a dangerous world ill-prepared? Smarter Ash, more prepared Ash. A mix of the games and the anime. WARNING - Chapter 5 is M-Rated for violence and mentions of rape.

Itachi Uchiha is Konoha's youngest Hokage by nearly a decade. Between external politics internal politics and attempting to bridge the gap between Konoha and the Uchiha he now has to put up with Shisui's constant attempts of setting him up with Naruto Uzumaki. A task that becomes much harder with each passing year. Non-Massacre Hokage Itachi x Fem Naruto. Fluffy bullocks

A story about a boy who will become the best, like no other... NOTICE: Not abandoned! I'm in the process of fixing up the old chapters and working on a new one. - 12/10: The rewrite has been posted as a new story. Please see my profile for the newer version.

One man's desire to preserve his people's legacy causes events that he could not have foreseen. Once the other Ascended find out what he has done they are going to be faced with making a choice that they are unprepared for. AU

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL

Five years after successfully defending his title, Ash faces a new kind of challenge as an old friend vanishes without a trace. Sequel to 'The Lost Master'.

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

It's been almost 2 years since Black left Unova to find N. While on his journey, he hears stories of the prodigy trainer, Red. Hoping to discover Red's whereabouts, he enlists the aid of Professor Oak, Blue, and Scott, who has plans to start a brand new Battle Frontier. But how does Scott plan on finding his Frontier Brains? By hosting the first ever World Tournament. Set in Gen V.

Instead of travelling with Serena, Clemont and Bonnie... what if Ash explored Kalos with Alain and Mairin? How would his journey, his team and the path leading to competing in the league change because of this? With a deeper interest in Mega Evolution and a mouthy starter, will winning the finals be more than a fleeting dream? Well, see for yourself. (First in Bonds trilogy)

After the events in Alamos Town, Darkrai decides to join Ash on his journey. Along with the Legendary Pokemon, Ash continues his quest to participate in The Lily of The Valley Conference, where he would be facing powerful foes. How will he face the challenges and rivals that await him in the Sinnoh League and beyond?

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Not a lot of things could affect Harry's mundane life in the house of his abusive relatives. But then, you don't need extraordinary things to obtain extraordinary results. A seemingly simple step pitched his life into a direction no one had ever expected. Harry Potter, the Jack of all trades and Master of Misdirection. Intelligent! Harry.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

During the Time before, the Slytherin family was one of the ruling families of Magical Britain. What happens when the True heir to Slytherin returns? Ancient magick, AU. Concepts from Merlin. (Now Book 2 in progress) Slytherin! Harry, Powerful! Harry. Harry/Daphne.

"If you can steal one of my Pokemon I've left with the professor, complete the Gym Circuit, and manage to not get arrested, I'll let you keep the Pokemon you've stolen," he said, a dishonest smirk creeping up his face. I decided to play-along with it, "So, what happens if I do get caught?" The grin seemed to stretch even further, if that was possible. "Then it's game over."

What if it wasn't anything the current Potters had done that saved little Harriett Potter as an infant? What if the child prodigy Thomas Riddle had tweaked the horcrux spell before creating them? And what happens when they discover that nothing is exactly what it seems? FemHarry, DumbledoreBashing EXPLICIT SEX/ MENTION OF RAPE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. ON HIATUS - COMPUTER DIED

In one world, it was Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort. In another, it was Jasmine Potter instead. But her victory wasn't the end - her struggles continued long afterward. And began long, long before. (fem!Harry, powerful!Harry, sporadic updates)

Harry Potter, the average kid of the potter family, will take on the evil side alone in order to protect his family. Rune-master Harry. Underdog Harry. AU. Alive James. Alive Lily. H/Hr.

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, is sent to a world where he is supposed to teach Defense to the Mauraders and others during their OWL year. Well, he's going to do it right. And make a right pain out of himself for Voldemort and anyone else who wants to get in the way. Dumbledore neutral, GodHarry, Offshoot of Harry Potter, Lone Traveler, God and Wizard. Now Complete.

Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!

When Harry was left on the Dursley's doorstep, Petunia quickly realised he couldn't stay. Where else to leave him but with the very person who'd first lured her sister into the magical world all those years ago? With a very different upbringing on Diagon Alley, it's not exactly the same Harry that arrives at Hogwarts ten years later.

Harrison James Potter, stuck with the Dursleys since the age of one. Struck by the need to survive, Harry learns how to control his magic before he attends Hogwarts. What happens afterwards? Features Intelligent!Harry. Slight bashing. Harry is NOT Dark. HarryxOC and other pairings.

Toothless is wounded in a storm long before the events of the movie and a young Hiccup stumbles upon him in the cove off Raven's Point. They quickly bond, learning to trust each other and becoming fast friends. AU

The loss to Gary had a more profound effect on Ash. He realized his mistakes and rectifies them. Now, no more starting over. No more forgetting the trials that he went through with his Pokémon. This time, as he ventures into the continent of Sinnoh, he will show everyone the full might of his Pokémon. Beware Sinnoh, for this time Ash Ketchum is here to win.

Meeting Alain and his Mega Charizard was a wake up call. So far, Kalos had been rather easy for him..but now, Ash realizes that it's a big world out there and a steep mountain towered above him. A challenge he must climb before he can stand atop the heavens, a legend. Despite how far he'd come, he had cleared but the beginning of the Master's Path. It was time, for his ascent!

The Alterans made an improved strain of humanity. The Lanteans taught humanity to embrace science. Now, the Terrans will rise to the stars and wrap the galaxy in a war of a scale never seen before. Crossover of Harry Potter and SG1. Maybe SGA. Seriously AU. Contains elements of other universes but no knowledge of them is required. MAY become a major crossover with something else...

After moving to the Hoenn Region due to his father's line of work. Brendan, as expected due to his linage, is to start his Pokemon Journey. However, he won't be alone. He'll be joined by a native who will act as a guide and mentor despite the similar age to the unsure teenager. Could formality change to normality, a Gym Leader's son and Draconid's Prodigy becoming something more?

What happens when Harry's horcrux is removed earlier than Dumbledore intended? Who will be able to establish a new plan to control the wizarding world? Powerful!Harry Some Weasley!Bash Manipulative!Dumbles Harry/Fleur

Calem is a burgeoning artist living in the sleepy town of Vaniville. Serena is a young trainer who moved in a few years back with dreams of conquering the Pokemon League. When an opportunity arises for them to adventure with their friends, their lives change forever. Friendships are tested, Pokemon are battled, and lives are at risk. Rated for language and violence.

The current chapter was actually almost done but I had quite a bit of difficulty deciding on the direction I wanted to take on the Pokemon battles.. Post Gold battle at Mount Silver. Reviews welcome.

A year before Ash left on his Pokemon journey, he received a Mysterious package. Inside of it was a book and a simple note that was signed 'A friend.' This book turns out to be the best thing that could have happened to Ash, leading to a more mature and intelligent Ash. Rewritten as 'The Journey of the Guardian.'

Ash is ready to claim the final Gym badge in Sunyshore City, but when the Sinnoh Champion calls, Team Galactic strikes, and May returns, Ash, his friends, and his Pokemon will uncover mysteries and encounter trials they have never faced before. A formal attempt to merge the anime, games, Aura, quantum mechanics, and our world into one gripping narrative.

Ash, a boy who was born in Pallet Town, started his journey together with his friends. He became a legend for his strengths and captured many legendary pokémon. History records him as the true Aura Guardian. Some know him as the Chosen One, others know him as their Hero. This is the story of Ash Ketchum and his friends. A story of their journey to become a master. T for language!

Glitter and shine lovely Kalos/Show me your dark and bloody heart. A retelling of Pokemon X and Y, with magic and a black flower involved.

In this sequel to Running Away, we follow the adventures of Hiccup and his family, as they learn about life outside the archipelago and learn more about dragons then they ever thought possible. Fate may be looking to cash in on Hiccup's potential, looking towards the future and not seeing the promised paradise of Tomorrow. Contains elements from the books, movies, and TV shows.

Ash Ketchum has always wanted to journey the world with Pokemon at his side, defeating trainers and gym leaders alike, but it is much harder and life threatening than he would've thought. Watch as he gets his starter, a peculiar Growlithe who has Hydro Pump as his egg move, and how he tries to come out on top. Originally called 'The Chronicles of the Pokemon Master'.

Hiccup goes through with his plan to leave Berk for good before his final test in the ring and discovers that the world is not as small as he once thought it was. Countless years away from Berk have forged Hiccup into a stronger, darker version of himself. Join Hiccup and Astrid on their journey as they explore the nine realms and fight against Ragnarok. Features magic & mythology!

Rewrite of Shadowed Past. AU Harry has lived most of his life between an orphanage and the streets, this all changes when he's almost the victim of a Dementor attack and his past is finally revealed. But can a broken family be put back together after so many years apart?

When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.

Cleared of all crimes, Ash is now a League trainer, ready to take on the world. But just because Professor Oak is out of the picture doesn't mean there won't be obstacles. Watch as Ash struggles against his past and Team Rocket to show the World what he's made of. Sequel to 'The Rogue.' Smarter/More Powerful Ash. Possible Aura Ash later.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

Between marriage contracts, soul bonds, angry fathers, wandering eyes, backstabbing women, and defiant house elves, Harry has a feeling that 'True Love' isn't in the cards for him in this story. Which is just fine by him, as it turns out. A depressing walkthrough of the current state of HP Fanfiction.

What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry

The sequel to ItMoaS. Mad scientist Harry Potter, now twenty years old, is sent to the SGC to half-join SG-1, accompanying them on missions. However, this job, which was just supposed to be providing Harry with research and allow him to expand on his knowledge, will have him make grand discoveries about himself and that of the entire magical race. Harry/Tonks/possibly more

When Ash was young, he accidentally stumbled on three injured (and powerful) Pokémon. Follow Ash on his way to become a master. Smart/ powerful / aura / hot - Ash - Legendary Pokémon - Different starter - Rayshipping. I own nothing.

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Voldemort couldn't have picked a worse time to return. Between preparing for the long-awaited ambassadors, a manipulative headmaster after Sirius, and Hermione's parents threatening to withdraw her from Hogwarts, Harry had enough on his plate already. Good thing his friends are always there for him. Book 5 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot Warner haven't seen each other for ten years. Now, with Spielberg wanting them to attend a twentieth reunion for 'Animaniacs', they'll have to put their differences aside to enjoy the night. What caused the rift between them, and will they ever be a family again?

Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, the wizarding world's saviour. Too bad his twin brother is evil, and steals all his accomplishments. And too bad nothing really makes sense. Wrong!BWL parody. Featuring idiotic!Dumbledore, evil!parents, and heroic!Harry.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Harry Potter, the passed over brother to the girl-who-lived Katie Potter, is about to go to Hogwarts. But being a Prodigy and all, his adventures at Hogwarts are bound to get a little...out of control.

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

The plan was perfect. The execution was even better...but they all forgot to consult the Sorting Hat who had its own views. After all, what can you expect from the hat which contains all four founders?

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

Complete.Follow Orion Black as he enters his first year at Hogwarts and learns more than he ever imagined about his mysterious past, the scar on his forehead shaped like a lighting bolt and the boy who lived, Hayden Potter.

This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.

What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.