Lotus'Guard
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 01-28-16, id: 7499952, Profile Updated: 06-03-17

Activist against in-chapter ANs. They are disrupting the flow and everything important can be said at the beginning or end.

Currently mostly lurking. If you get a favorite or follow from me and no review, then that means I got nothing to suggest, and I dislike empty praise reviews. Yeah, I know review count here is important, but I come from other parts of the internet.

Profile picture is Edward Teller, one of the lead scientists of the Manhattan Project, father of the fusion bomb, and madman with a short attention span. Just like many of us here are.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Dose Of RWBY by Raziel12 reviews
A collection of RWBY drabbles covering different themes and styles. Chapter 172: Not all heroes wear capes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 172 - Words: 156,260 - Reviews: 2671 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
OSaBC II : That Which Cannot Die by LogicalPremise reviews
My AU retelling of the events in ME2, with a completely new take on Cerberus, the Shadow Broker, and the Collectors. Examines the themes of what exactly constitutes death and life, the line between revenge and self-hatred, and how small amounts of light can shine in every darkness. Not a happy ending. Includes my takes on Overlord and LotSB. Rated M for language and violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 690,395 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron Power. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 470,175 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Son of the Western Sea by Mac Ceallach reviews
All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 95,679 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Percy J., Poseidon, Apollo, Athena
Something Blue by Hamhammer reviews
An alternate perspective on a renegade Commander Shepard, why she fights, and what she lives and dies for. Spans from ME1 through ME3. FemShep/Liara pairing, non-explicit. Rated M for adult situations and just to be on the safe side.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,041 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Angels We Have Heard On High by AKissAndAGunshot reviews
In which Asuka is in the right place, at the wrong time. Some things are different, while some things remain the same.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,227 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Asuka L. S., Rei A.] Mari M., Shinji I.
To the Stars by Hieronym reviews
Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 731,473 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 9/23/2011
Consul of the Underworld: Grinding Phase by Engineer4Ever reviews
As war looms on the horizon, enemies gather from across the globe. From abyssal Tartarus to frigid Jorunheim to exotic Persia to the musical Goblin Kingdom, the chosen emissaries of Olympus must battle with word, blade and spell to keep their world and family safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 213,634 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 3/9/2018 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Enforcer by Raziel12 reviews
Crime AU. Yang is an enforcer. Ruby is an assassin. Blake… well, assassin doesn't quite do her justice. As for Weiss, she's one of the heiresses of the Schnee family, and crime is their business.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,775 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 2/23/2016 - [Blake B., Yang X.L.] [Ruby R., Weiss S.]
False Surrender by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Oneshot. The Star Forge is destroyed and the Republic rejoices. Jedi always were fools. Dark!Revan, Dark!Bastila.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/29 - Bastila S., Darth Revan - Complete
Mass Divergence by hierosian reviews
It was unexpected, to say the least. The Citadel Council, the MSY, Governance - they all faced a new, confusing world. And, for those closest to the expanding shockwave, a very different life... [Crossover of Mass Effect, To the Stars, and Solemnis]
Crossover - Mass Effect & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 113,595 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/20/2016
In the Hollow of the White Hazel by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Lily Potter has second thoughts about hiding her family in Godric's Hollow. The alternative she chooses turns out to be nothing short of brilliant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/29 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P. - Complete
Loopholes by DschingisKhan reviews
Louise didn't summon a dragon or a loser from another world. No, she summoned a girl from across the yard. How humiliating! But why is Tabitha agreeing to be her familiar? And how many teenage girls does it take to destabilise a geopolitical region anyway?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,210 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Louise, Tabitha, Kirche]
The Black Queen's War by Silently Watches reviews
Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,545 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/28/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., N. Tonks, Narcissa M. - Complete
The Light Before We Land by Felicity Dream reviews
Older Fem!Percy Percy never planned on being a demigod. Now she has a father she doesn't want, answers she needs, and trying to understand her purpose in life now. And also, Poseidon isn't just the god of the sea. Older age makes one bitter, but earning her loyalty equals beyond a lifetime of devotion. Massive AU rewrite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 113,756 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,885 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Percy J.
In Shades of Red and Gold by Z.R. Stein reviews
Ruby Rose never knew who her father was; growing up, Summer never spoke about him. Two months after her mother died for her country, Ruby finally gets some answers. Her father is none other than Tony Stark, the infamous weapons designer and billionaire. Very AU for RWBY. Marvel MCU. Romance will come in much later.
Crossover - Avengers & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,036 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ruby R., Yang X.L., Qrow B.
Consul of the Underworld: The Game Begins by Engineer4Ever reviews
A child of the Rich One rises. Wielding a smile masking a plotting mind. Carving a righteous but dark path through a world more vast and mysterious than ever imagined. In this game of gods and men, it's her time to shine. Fem!Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 283,498 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,408 - Follows: 2,033 - Updated: 3/9/2018 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Double Agent Vader by Fialleril reviews
A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,522 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 12/5/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T.
Fang's Embrace by BurningPeace reviews
Ruby is a young wolf Faunus with exceptional skill, wishing to become a huntress and improve the world for all. Weiss hopes to make a name for herself, not live by the one her family has created. Blake hopes to meet her savior and bring peace to the Faunus. Yang searches for inner peace. Will they be able to prevail, or will darkness prevail over them? M for Violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,202 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 11/3/2017 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Dreams Crushed by SorrowfulReincarnation reviews
A tragic death, that is all that it takes to change history, all it takes to shatter a dream. Ruby and Yang, orphaned, had their dream of becoming huntresses crushed by a death. Instead of going to Signal Academy, though, a much less easy-going Yang ends up helping a stranger - and thus, ends up working for him at a certain club... AU where they never went to Signal.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 497,558 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Melanie M., Miltia M.
Records of Change by Midnakdak reviews
With no familiar summone Louise comes to terms with the fact that she will have to teach herself. Still, leaving school means entering adulthood; marriage and politics included.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,380 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 2/9/2015
Lost Sons by Luke Danger reviews
When Shanxi was freed, Earth knew aliens were out there. What they did not expect was to find other humans already in the stars in a holy empire, and part of the Citadel. Twenty six years since First Contact, the Council prepares for two new human Spectres. And on the Normandy SR-1, Ashley Williams and her imperial counterpart, Shepard, begin the first round of evaluations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 269,103 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Shepard (F), Ashley W., D. Anderson, Nihlus K.
Power Games by Immatrael reviews
There's no such thing as happily ever after. Life goes on - even dearly bought. All Precia's plans may come to nought as shadowy actors take to the stage. But nothing unmasks a man like his use of power. Second of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 259,961 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Hayate Y. - Complete
Coronation of the Black Queen by Silently Watches reviews
Third in the Black Queen series. Jen chose to embrace the darker aspects of the world long ago, and she has never once regretted it. However, serving Baron Samedi creates its own problems. A new enemy is on the prowl, and now she needs to eliminate him… before he can do the same to her. Jen/Luna; as always, not for children
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 170,918 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 9/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] N. Tonks, Viktor K. - Complete
Stark Contrast by OrangeGalen reviews
Ruby gets sent into another reality and things are drastically different. Hunters control the Grimm and use them to keep the Kingdoms in line. The White Fang and other rebels struggle against them and Ruby finds that her best allies include Roman Torchwick and Cinder Fall, with her team as her greatest enemy. And all this isn't even counting for the other Ruby who took her place...
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,898 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/2/2016 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Roman T., Summer R.
The Kanmusu Awaken by SkywalkerT-65 reviews
Luke Skywalker was accustomed to strange events. He was a Jedi, if a new one, and the Force had given him many surprises. But even he could not have expected how his life would change, when he stumbled across four strange women in the forests of Endor...
Crossover - Star Wars & Kantai Collection - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Luke S., Han S., Kongou
Petals In The Wind by Zatroopa reviews
A collection of short RWBY stories of all kinds, ranging from alternate directions, to canon routes as well. Different teams? Good and bad swapped around? Childhoods of the characters themselves? All of these tales and more are here in this collection of tales. Chapter 23: Weiss knew she could do good in Atlas. It just meant betraying everything, and everyone, she held dear.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,337 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Graceful Degradation by Tirfarthuan reviews
Cutting corners hurt Precia once and she wasn't going to risk Alicia's last chance by doing so again. And when the Arthra encounters a distortion of time-space, things get dicey on NonAdministered Planet 97 without the TSAB to support Nanoha and Yuuno...
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,659 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Fate T., Nanoha T., Yuuno S.
Descent by aelursadgod reviews
fem!Harry/fem!Voldemort. Harriet couldn't save Ginny down in the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 51,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Ascension by nemaara reviews
I am a demon from the fires of hell. I have dreamt of every nightmare conceivable and seen them carried through in my father's domain. I have seen infinite souls drop down to be burned in ceaseless torment in the pits of abaddon. So why is your world even filthier than mine?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 163,291 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Jinx, Raven - Complete
The Commission by CV12Hornet reviews
RWBY AU. At the flip of a coin, good can become evil... Right can become wrong... Light can turn to dark... And the mightiest of heroes... can become the greatest of villains... (Discontinued)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 155,890 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Complete
Diplomatic Meetings and Undiplomatic Solutions by Luxarya reviews
"You know, I agreed to meet with a group of 10," the woman stated, while facing a group of at least 30. Weiss meets with a group of White Fang members wanting to talk and it goes pretty much exactly how she expected it to go. Set in a Future AU where Vol. 3 didn't really happen.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2016 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
Fargo by Bavitz reviews
[Post-Rebellion] In the frostbitten American Midwest, ragged Magical Girls vie for territory to survive the unforgiving landscape. One such girl is Sloan Redfearn, who wastes away in Fargo, North Dakota, nursing a grudge and watching her hopes slowly die. But when Kyubey approaches with a unique opportunity, she becomes embroiled in a conspiracy that threatens to topple gods.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 336,493 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Homura A., Mami T., Kyoko S. - Complete
A Talk Worth Having by College Fool reviews
There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 655 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A. - Complete
Remnant's Reclaimer by Hysterical Clerical Hijinks reviews
Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,801 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 6,484 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 11/9/2014 - [Blake B., Ruby R.] [Weiss S., Yang X.L.]
espoir by slexenskee reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,447 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Four Deadly Secrets by OneirosTheWriter reviews
An AU in a Remnant that expands and extrapolates off of the Remnant of the series, going beyond the glossy cover. A dangerous and experienced Team RWBY make their way in this more world. Character-driven, this story focuses on exploring the characters by extrapolating their traits and attributes from the show. Action, romance, drama and plenty of intrigue. No grim-derp or OOC!
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 235,659 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Weapon Swap by SerapeWrensFolk reviews
Ozpin gives out a special assignment to all Beacon leaders to design a week long team building exercise. While Jaune attempts to strengthen JNPR's perception through blindfolding, Ruby decides the members of RWBY need to understand each others combat styles through an exchange of equipment. Surely, nothing too valuable will end up breaking, right?
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Jaune A., Nora V.
Amontillado, Chilled by Diresquirrel reviews
"The thousand insults she had put upon me I bore as best I could, but when she turned to torture and injury, I swore revenge." A dark revenge fic.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
A Green Sun Illuminates the Void by EarthScorpion reviews
Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.
Crossover - White Wolf & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,223 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Louise - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 5,421 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Game Theory by Immatrael reviews
Who dares stand between a mother and her daughter's life? Precia will do anything to achieve her goals. Even if it means accepting Fate. First of the Gamesverse series.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 265,002 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Letters to Walpurgis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Dennis B. - Complete
Clearance by Diresquirrel reviews
Jack Carter asks Jo a question on a particularly dull day. One shot.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Eureka - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Jack C. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 427 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 538 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.