Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

Cloud's not sure what the planet was thinking when it dropped him off in the past as a 7 year old. Luckily, he had gotten pretty good at this saving the world thing a few rounds back. Vincent, on the other hand, is trying to get used to his role as a sidekick. No pairings.

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)

Team Gai and Team Seven collide on the way back from their respective missions when one of their sensei has gone a little . . . wild. (Written for KakaGai Week, Day 6)

Sakumo wasn't planned, was the result of a one-night stand during a I-can't-believe-we're-still-alive celebration, and Kakashi freaked the fuck out when he realized he was a father. Sakumo's baby days were a constant stream of 'oh fuck he's crying what did I do wrong' and 'Sensei hELp mE I have no idea what I'm doing' with him constantly checking on napping bb!Sakumo.

Part 3 of 5 of 'history has its eyes on you' series. He screwed up being Hokage and he screwed up Naruto's miracle second chance, and now he's alone, still expected to save the world, and Kakashi truly doesn't understand how anyone could think that would end well. He certainly doesn't.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

So many trips to Ichiraku's with Naruto left Kakashi broke and absolutely starving. He was just lucky that one Sarutobi Asuma was a notoriously good cook who was looking for a guinea pig. Asuma/Kakashi, contains graphic lemons.

In the years since its invention, the Cheating Skills section of the Chuunin Exam had never changed. Hatake Kakashi has a secret weapon...