"Hey, I'm boring don't read this. If your reading this you really should stop now as I am not interesting. Really stop. Are you still reading? Well, it's your funeral, so don't blame me if I bore you to death.

I'm done.

Told you before. I'm boring.

mutters *should have listened*". - my first profile (with some self-editing)

Wow, it has been a long time since I've even looked at this even though I frequent the site so much but I'm pretty sure no one other than me has ever read this. Aside from that future me is going to be embarrassed that I ever thought to post this as my profile even more so than current me does and future me is also going to be embarrassed I was talking to myself but to each their own right?

Long story short I'm crazy and the only one who will ever read this.