Jynx was a lot of things; a murderer, a thief, a liar, a cheat, a mistake, a psychopath, but of all the things she was an Autobot was definitely not one of them. If these glitches actually thought this was a good idea then they were crazier then she was. No matter though, in the end they were just a way to get what she wanted, at least that was how it started out. SS/OC/SS

Optimus is a Primus chosen Prime, so there are things neither side would do to him even in war. But what if MECH caught him and did one, but the Con's find them.

Also known as 'The day when Lennox learned Cybertronians has wives too'.

Prowl is a renowned detective from Praxus, Meister is a rumored serial killer in Kaon. Prowl has never been one to believe in myths and the like, but when the supposed urban legend mysteriously disappears for a vorn and makes an unexpected return, Prowl is sent to investigate. (Eventual Jazz/Prowl: enemies to friends to lovers)

Bluestreak meets someone who has a REAL horror story for a life. Now he must be something he never thought possible, a Guardian, and a Hero! WARNING! This is an AMBER ALERT story, inspired by real life events!

Finding a dirty and very hungry looking man on her doorstep Mika decides to boost up her karma level by taking the stranger in. Little did she know that there was more to the man then meets the eye.

When the other Autobots suddenly tease Smokescreen for behaving like a sparkling around Optimus, he feels crushed and humiliated and avoids everyone. But he quickly learns that being a youngling and embracing his youth isn’t so bad. Requested by EmeraldMoonGreen.

Prowl discovers flowers on Earth and gives them to Jazz because he thinks they're pretty. Jazz/Prowl one-shot

Like many...I was moved by the loss of our Mars Rover, Opportunity. I decided that she deserved more than to fade away, cold and all alone in the dark. she deserves a happy ending. I thing a Prime would understand.

TF Prime: A Vehicon begins to question his allegiance and his own existence when he has strange dreams. The Autobots soon learn that there is something very sinister about Megatron's drone horde.

Smokescreen tells Jack about his brothers, who he hasn't seen since the fall of Iacon.

Sequel to 'So Why'd You Really Do it' The war is over. Cybertron is rebuilding. But what happens now? Refugee younglings, born on ships that sailed the stars see a world they never dared to hope for. Defectors from a brutal cause, they now question, struggle just to start over amid a new society's judgement. And Autobots struggle just be 'ordinary.'

After witnessing a mech refused medical aid because of his class, Ratchet turned his back on everything he once knew, instead becoming the Elite that dared to change his place in an effort to fix what he knew was wrong. Little did he realize that walking into the small medbay would violate the very laws of society and threaten the dangerous, violent mechs he calls brothers.

G1 AU. Orion and Ariel lost their sparkling and nearly lost their lives due to the actions of Megatron. They are not the only ones who remember this. Their son survived, and has allowed hatred, revenge, and power to corrupt his processor. Is there anything left of their son worth redeeming? Optimus/Elita

As Arcee waits for Jack to wake up,she remembers what happened. Please review it chapter by chapter.

Matrix, AndrAIa and Frisket arrive in a system where everything is under control, including the resident virus. Set within the second arc of Season Three.

Part Four: Old grudges, past mistakes, a truth waiting to be found, and a score to settle that might destroy everything the Autobots ever cared about. They say curiosity killed the robo-cat, but will it kill the youngling? Ironhide and Optimus were right. This time, Bumblebee really should have listened.

Ratchet receives an outrageous requisition from Optimus. He isn't too happy about it. Unfortunately for him, even the most refined Autobots on base can commit the worst tomfoolery. **Now extended. Prompts are welcome!**

G1. When Sunstreaker picked Skyfire, everyone thought he had it good. But after a string of odd injuries, First Aid gets worried. Warnings: domestic abuse, triggering content, implied violence.

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU)

TMJ Universe AU. RATED R, read disclaimer!- She fell to the ground as he stumbled back and she gasped, her arm wrapped around her chassis. "Silv'a's more then ya could ev'a beh." She snarled, "Ya tah monst'a! Not 'im!" "Ya glitch. Ya going tah pay fo' tha'." Ross snarled and she threw an arm up to protect herself as he swung at her again.- Sterling x Carmine origin.

Just a simple collection of xReader-esk stories ranging all across the Fandoms. Can be romantic, friendly, traumatic, etc. Feel free to make requests, even OC ones. Contains many One-shots, a few continuing story-lines, and the occasional actual storyline with a named oc.

G1: Stanley is a human that was captured by the Decepticons and now finds himself trapped aboard the Nemesis as Soundwave's pet. The problem is he can't figure out if he wants freedom or just respect. Sequel to Rumble & Frenzy vs. Everything. No pairings.

[One-shot] A tender moment between our two favorite Autobot leaders.

He had no name, no memories. The world around him was dark and harsh, full of suffering and injustice, and there was no hope of survival for him or for those who labored alongside him. But he wasn't going to lie down and give up. He wasn't going to let things continue the way they were. He was going to change them, by whatever means necessary.

He was created to be one of the greatest tacticians Cybertron has ever seen. He was destined to become Second in Command of the Autobots; a friend, tactical advisor and confidant to Optimus Prime. Every story, every life, is made up of a series of turning points that set the course for the future. Prowl's journey from Lead Decepticon Tactician to Autobot SIC is no different.

Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day that their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterward, especially since none of them had expected to live past their host's demise ... Especially not like this. Meanwhile, Eject tries to adapt and Thundercracker starts to wonders what he's willing to pay for a bit of revenge. G1.

Bumblebee must face bounty hunters, Quintessons, Decepticons, and dark family secrets in order to save himself and his friends Daniel and Arcee from certain death. Post-movie G1 continuity. Sequel to "A Spark Divided".

The last thing the Autobots expected was that Knockout would ever switch sides to join them. But why'd he do it? It's out of character. There are bound to be a few trust issues. But when he is badly injured, saving his team without even thinking about it, the 'bots begin to discover that their suspicious defector is far less confidant than they thought, and far more broken.

An Autobot Elite Guard rookie, a Decepticon medic turned Autobot, and an Autobot scout turned warrior turned street cop - three very different bots with a wide range of stories to tell. And we are going to spend the next year exploring said stories through daily-written drabbles, be they angsty, humorous, gut-punching, or just plain odd! Who doesn't love a challenge? (2016 to 2017)

"Chase you deep into the unknown. In my dark, in my dark, you're the Spark."/ "Roam with me, come down to where all of the others fell. Get lost, in the dark to find yourself. Just remember what I said, 'cause it isn't over yet."/SEQUEL to Where the Lonely Ones Roam

After facing dangers countless times the person or bot you can rely on the most is your partner. What happens when you start to feel more for your partner than you know you should? Hard choices have to be made.

Our favorite weapons specialist is tough, strong-willed, and a force to be reckoned with, but what happens when the stress of an internal battle becomes more than even he can bear alone? Sequel to 'The Catalyst' but can be read alone.

TF Prime: A neutral seeker comes to live with the Autobots, but when she eats all the energon chips and commandeers the couch they quickly get sick of her company. Too bad there's a good reason why she refuses to leave. Season 3 AU.

G1: The Coneheads knew from the moment they were joined together that they were destined for greatness. They were wrong. Conehead origin story. No pairings.

(Bayverse AU) After the war with Quintessa, the Autobots and lost allies have reunited. Bumblebee, although still recovering from his battle with Optimus, tries to reconnect with his disheartened leader, just as a thought dead ally returns, but returns twisted. And now, Optimus and Bumblebee battle once more not only to save their fellow Autobots, but to save each other as well.

Prowl and Jazz were best friends and the best spies the Autobots had. Everything changed for both however when the Allspark was jettisoned into space by Optimus Prime. Oneshot.

Soundwave is the most mysterious Decepticon both for comrades and Autobots.But there are reasons why the Decepticon Communication Officer made everything to hid who SHE really is,Soundwave is a femme...Unfortunately,she has been captured by Autobots and now is facing the risk of her visor being taken off.What happens when Autobots find out more then they expected?Don't ownTF

The (Not So) Incredible Journey. Who's afraid of the D.J.D.? Everybody, really, but especially the Scavengers.

TF Prime: Megatron is a cruel mech that will kill at the blink of an optic, so why does he continue to keep Starscream alive, and what does Orion Pax have to do with it? Oneshot. No pairings.

G1 continuity: Warpath is a young awkward cadet at the military academy when war breaks out on Cybertron. The decisions he makes will shape his destiny for millions of years to come. Takes place before the G1 pilot episode.

G1 AU: Bumblebee is captured by the Insecticons and they try to warp his body and mind to make him one of them. No pairings.

"He found his way over to the mech and flashed him a smile. Dark blue optics looked him over and a slow smile spread across his face. They fell into rhythm together and it was like they'd always been dancing together."

Jazz and Prowl sent their sparkling away for his safety a long time ago. Now when the Allspark is in an organic planet, will they find what they sent away? Meanwhile, the trusted organic that they eventually met is keeping something from them

There's a naked man in her bed. Bedroom. Both. Part 1 of the Red and Blue's my style series.

In a rare moment of repose, Hound and Bumblebee have a meaningful conversation.

Just a one-shot inspired by the new TF5 movie. Takes place sometime after 'The Catalyst' and 'Unbreakable'.

When on official hurts Jay, Optimus goes into Protective Daddy Mode, which does not bode well for anyone when it concerns Jay. Done as a request for EmeraldMoonGreen. :)

A collection of shorts from the Guardian's Guild series born of prompt challenges and boredom. Some of these tie in with the main story line, some do not. Silliness to angst and everything in between with this crazy cast of characters. Will be updated as any new little fic-lits find there way into being.

Injured in an accident and discovered by Autobots, the Decepticon weapons specialist finds himself under Ratchet's care. Will his interactions with the Autobot medic be enough to make Ironhide change sides? OCs in minor roles only. Pre-Movieverse with elements from the Aligned continuity (Exodus and Prime).

After Sideswipe and the away team are stranded in the cold Arctic; the other Autobots learn a little more than they bargained for about the youngling that became a mech too early.

The Autobots rescue a sparkling, and Sunstreaker is forced to take care of it after it refuses to leave him alone. Life is not easy as a father; especially with such a boring sparkling. G1 AU. No pairings.

G1: A teenage boy is on a bridge about to commit suicide. Dead End wants to join in. Will either of them make it out of this situation, and do they really want to die at all? Oneshot. No pairings.

A trio of femmes crashes on the new Cybertron. Their leader, a feisty femme, immediately proves herself to Optimus Prime by taking down his weapons specialist. Will this be the beginning of a bitter rivalry? Will Chromia obey her usual instincts of fight, or will it be flight? Or possibly even...fancy? Kinda sequel series to Bee My Love, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy

Chapter 2 - where casettes discuss Soundwave's behind behind his back.

Soundwave makes a choice.

Nobody thinks about surviving to old age during the war, but time passes.

G1: Spike sees the name "Hauler" on the ship's computer, but for some reason no one will tell him who this Autobot is or where he went. Oneshot. No pairings.

A man working for MECH captures Bumblebee for Christmas. Somehow, kidnapping an Autobot just never works out how you'd expect. Possibly AU. Non slash/non-pairing.

We all know and love Bumblebee, that cute yellow-and-black Urbana 500... But what was he like as a little sparkling caught up in a very big war? Join the Autobots in finding out through an old log of his... TF:Prime.

Starscream and Skyfire are in love, but they must hide it from everyone. They manage to do a good job of it, until Starscream is accidentally sparked. Contains graphic violence, torture, prostitution, abuse, strong language, and slash.

This is something that popped into my head so please enjoy and review.

This is something that popped into my head so please enjoy and review.

The war is over and Knock Out tries to fit in with the Autobots, sometimes it is difficult. Sometimes doing what is right means breaking the rules. Also a prequel for the story "Pinpricks". Also a Bumblebee/ Knock Out fluff.

A one shot for my little sis. Happy Birthday!

Bumblebee's parents visit him on earth, but all is not well with them, and Bumblebee learns secrets kept from him since sparklinghood. Takes place during the pre-movie G1 series. Slight AU.

After a tiring day, Mirage is ready to get back to base for some rest, but the road home is a long one. Huffer didn't sign up for this. Get some headlights, Mirage.

Raised only by his father, Red Alert has a very different upbringing than other younglings in Iacon. He has no reason to think anything about his father is odd, this is all he's really known since his mother walked out on them. Other Iaconians don't see things in the same light though.

Something is always happening at base, so to help prevent the crazier things, NEST is making some rules and documenting some incidents. Just some comic relief from the harder times. (My stories get a little dark, so here's something a little more lighthearted.) Rated T for language

The Cassetticons spend some "quality time" in Soundwave's chest compartment. It does not go well... Takes place in G1 continuity. One-shot. Just a bit of humor :)

Russel, being young, makes a simple assumption based on the prisoners he has seen. "Fixit, I mean looking at all the pods and everything, I was wondering … if maybe … all minicons are bad?" Fixit struggles for an answer, guilt and a glitch ticking away in the back of his CPU. Memories can't help but surface, but is he ready to face them? RID15.

Hello Everyone! I'm Natasha and I'm the head A.I Technology Expert of NEST! (Networked Elements: Supporters and Transformers) Thanks to all the chaos and randomess that happens here Prowl decided that some Rules would be in order. And I've been put in charge of writing out said rules... Oh joy... I'm an A.I Technician! Not a rulebook person!

No one thought the holoforms would be a problem

Ratchet and Moonracer fall in love but face some trouble with family and friends.

I was born some time before the golden age of Cybertron, practically from the pits of violence that dwelled beneath Tyger Pax. I grew up fighting, learning, aging, and yet seemingly unchanging to myself. Beauty and elegance had no part in my raising. Being delicate got you killed; heavy armor kept you safe. This I learned, and this I kept. Sideswipe/Oc/Sunstreaker

It's about time someone put Galloway in his place. Never would have picked the Janitor to do it though...

Ratchet's carrier programming is activated after Wheeljack installs sparkling programming into the Dinobots in order to make them less aggressive because of the fact that the two(Ratchet and Wheeljack) used their sparks to create ones for the Dinobots. The programming results in Ratchet now being able to do the Transformers equivalent of lactating.

Transformers Prime. Post Out of His Head. It's not easy to forget when someone else has been inside your head-especially if that someone else was Megatron. Dedicated to Purplehood.

Optimus Prime is out for an evening drive. All is calm, all is well under the moonlight, until he meets someone who he did not expect... Optimus Prime (alt-form)/OC

Sam is getting bored with NEST's routine. The one time he goes AWOL on a mission, he ends up with a decepticon under his ass and rescues a pretty girl with a female autobot for a car. Then the car turns out to be the robot of Bumblebee's dreams and Sam has no choice but to team up with her owner when they're drafted into NEST just in time for decepticon takeover.

Mirage was once the epitome of a "towerling": forged and raised within the segregated Towers of Iacon, never traveling far away from the protection (and will) of his creators. Certain events led him on a path that was starkly different than the one his creators had laid out for him. (AU Origin Story)

Suffering from stress, Prowl is enraged by a prank from Sideswipe and punishes him accordingly, with a sound spanking. However, he goes too far and Sideswipe is left traumatised. It takes an incident on the battlefield for Prowl to fully realise what he'd done but can he make up for his mistake? Read on to find out, warning for corporal punishment and some violence.

Ratchet is cranky, loud, impatient, and rough around the edges. So how did he get an apprentice like First Aid who is soft, patient, gentle, and kind? First in AU arc "Street True"

Transformer terminology can be challenge to old and new readers and writers. Especially since they have such a vast amount of cannon series and differences throughout the Transformers fandom and shows itself. Please share to help out fellow Transformers fans :)

It had only been three months since Jazz had been shocked back online. It was too soon for him to be gone again. "He's not offline." Sunstreaker repeated. "Not this soon. Not after we just got him back." Prowl didn't say anything other than to set his jaw. Song fic. Sorry guys, had to do one.

When the cameras are off, actors are allowed to relax and show their true colors and friendships behind screen. The casts of the 1980 and the 2007 Transformers Movies are no exception. With a short break between filming, it's time for a little catching up and making fun of the script and each other. / Major AU and OOC but it's an amusing concept.

Part three: There are ghost among the shadows that haunt young Bumblebee and no matter the light that shines in his spark there is a darkness from which he came. A darkness that is searching for him. A darkness that will lead him into the past and many others home. A darkness that Ironhide and Optimus Prime may not be able to best alone.

Sam is concerned about his Guardian who seems to be sad about something, so he decides to call the one mech who will know what is wrong.

Optimus is asked to look after Kratos for a bit, and Kratos uses the opportunity to get to know him.

Optimus Prime is put in a position where he must romance his femme without needing to touch. Strongly suggested OptimusxElita. Oneshot.

No mater what happens, they will always love him. Even after when his mate dies, Ironhide can always rely on Optimus and Elita, and they will make sure that he's not alone... Ironhide/Optimus/Elita pairing (SLASH/LEMON/implied Mechpreg)

"What the hell are you doing?" Lennox asked in complete confusion. "Jazz needed to sharpen his claws after our sparing match, I broke one, and Sully decided to turn it into a 'spa day?" Prowl asked, turning toward the woman. "I'm still missing something." Lennox said with a groan. Another oneshot not to be taken seriously that wouldn't leave me alone.

All of a sudden, every single electrical device went dark as a massive EMP blast ripped through the compound. "That would be the signal." Megatron said with a shrug, his cannon powering up with a whine. "Autobots, move out!" Oneshot prompt from my sister. Not to be taken seriously. Major AU and OOC because of the type of fic. What if Megatron was an Autobot?

Wheeljack needs to hear it, even if it might not prove true. G1 cartoon continuity, pre-canon. COMPLETE

"I was used to pressure. After all, almost half a million Autobot solders depended on me every orn to get them though the next battle. Everyone depended on me to keep a straight helm, to lead them. They would never admit it though. Never. Most hated me. And I had never felt so lonely in my life." ProwlxJazz friendship rated T cause I used a bad word.

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.

Rewritten, read last chapter for details. After watching a medic refuse a mech because of his status, Ratchet swore he would change that. He abandoned his high class lifestyle to help the mechs most called a waste of metal... continued as new story.

"How come you don't draw anymore?" Kathrine asked. "I don't see a reason to paint anymore. Not anymore." "Why not start up again? Promise not to tell." "There is nothing left to paint." Sunstreaker replied. Sunstreaker centric. Minor language.

"What is this?" Jazz straightened, glancing at the bowl, his grin still in place. "Tha' Prowler," he said, returning his gaze to Prowl's "is ah Betta splendens. Also known as ah-" "Siamese fighting fish or a betta fish." Prowl finished. "I know what it is, why is it on my desk?" cute oneshot that popped into my head. G1 Universe. Prowl centric. Title is scientific name for a betta

Random fluffy, humorous, and/or heartwarming drabbles, some incredibly brief, others with more plot, that show what it might be like to be in Soundwave's makeshift family unit. Too bad he threw out the manual when he decided to take in a bunch of unruly Cassettes...

After an unfortunate incident involving a psychotic Dinobot and a lake, Seaspray learns that Sideswipe can't swim. He takes it upon himself to teach him, but unfortunately the task turns out to be a lot more difficult than he originally thought.

Hell literally lies in wait above Earth as the Cybertronians and Earthlings coexist uneasily, rattled by every attack the Fallen and his master launch on them. With new evil rising, the powers that be on Earth and beyond are gearing up for war.

Praxus fell, and only one survived. The story of how Bluestreak became the Autobot he is today. A Bluestreak Origins One-Shot [G1-AU-One-shot]

Sequel. War has a way of bringing all truths to light. It never allows secrets to stay secret for long. Not even the one Optimus Prime, Ironhide, and the rest of the Autobots guard. Darkness is closing in on little Bumblebee, no matter how hard his adopted family tries to stop it, and the truth is about to come out. A truth, they might not be able to protect him from.

G1. One-shot. Sequel to Outbreak. Optimus learns what has happened since his death, feeling guilty in the process.

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

G1. Infection. Epidemic... Devastation.

What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

In a universe consumed by war there isn't much hope left in the sparks of the soldiers trying to defend it. Everywhere they turn there just seems to be more death and destruction. They don't have much left worth fighting for. That is until a sparkling that shouldn't still exist changes all that. Some stories start quite unexpectedly. Bumblebee's story is one of them.

All she wanted was a simple relationship. But her pain in the aft, overly protective, slaggin' stubborn, trigger happy glitch of a weapons specialist of a father will have none of it. With a certain silver friend, they come up with a plan to ensure Ironhide gets the shock of his life. OCxIronhide. Rated T for minor swearing.

My own sequel to Ratchet's Sick Days by Autobot Chromia with author's permission. First Aid knew that Ratchet's time was almost up. But when Optimus walked out of Ratchet's room, a look of complete sorrow open in his faceplates, he knew that his mentor was gone. Rated T just in case. OPxFirst Aid

G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)

In which Skyfire a soft spoken, amiable, somewhat out of place scientist (who twice spent a stint of time as a living Popsicle and one as a Decepticon), ends up being friends with Sideswipe the charismatic, somewhat detrimental-to-the-sanity-of-his-fellows, resident toughliner, and no one understands the logistics of how that happened. Skyfire included.

G1: Red Alert hates birds. All birds. Be they mechanical or organic, ya know, he hates them. Sometimes the later even more than the former.

G1: Something went wrong, Sideswipe realized. He just wasn't sure what, and nobody would tell him.

G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.

Ironhide means well - always - but he's gruff and ornery and sometimes says more than he means to. Or as much as he means to, which isn't always the best either. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE

Sunstreaker might be a little more broken than your average war ravaged Autobot, but he is not without redemption. There are moments when even he cannot resist an opportunity for catharsis, only to discover that even the most broken bots are still invincible when they realize they are not alone.

G1. Sideswipe goes a bit too far with his pranks and Prowl is fed up. It's time to stop being professional and start getting down and dirty.

G1. Sideswipe asks Ratchet to fix him. There's more to the scene than meets the eye, though...

It's hard to celebrate a day dedicated to love when your lover doesn't buy into silly human customs. Luckily for Jazz, it's not the loving that Prowl is against- he just doesn't like working by someone else's calendar. He prefers to choose his own timing.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.

They were made in the image of our desires. Some familiar Decepticons from RoF and DotM get an origin story. Phase two, in which rebellion is fomented.

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

After a surprise attack, five bots are brought to the medbay in critical condition. Ratchet is fighting against time, energon loss, and sometimes even the patients themselves, all the while staving off his own exhaustion. G1. Ratchet, Twins, Wheeljack

DOTM Movieverse: SPOILER ALERT! As Ratchet tries to come to terms with the loss of their greatest warrior, Chromia's denial is too deep to ignore. "I told you he was still alive."

As a soldier, being realistic about what the future may hold can be heartrending. No one wants to dwell on the worst case scenarios, but awareness and preparation help protect all involved.

Post ROTF. Life is finally getting back to normal for Sam Witwicky, when a visit from Optimus shatters his world...again.

Ratchet and Ironhide snuck off and got bonded, there is some fallout around the base. Cybertronian bonds have their own traditions.

Ratchet apparently keeps both Wheeljack and Ironhide sane. They go a little nuts without him.

Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.

A 'what if' of exploring who the mechs might be as regular people. Ironhide is Jonathon, an old career army grunt; Ratchet is Richard, a workaholic neurosurgeon. Jon's honorable discharge was not the end of him feeling like a soldier.

It takes a village to raise a Cybertronian. Ironhide takes his shift with some of the bitlets that live on base, much to Ratchet's amusement.

Or rather, 100 fics ABOUT Dinobots. 100 short - I hope! - Dinobot fics, a challenge that I've set for myself. Will have various ratings and genres. I expect that it will average out to a T. Or thereabouts. Reading the notes is encouraged!

The chosen stakes were either a stash of high-grade, or getting to see Ironhide as a femme holoform. And whether the bet was fair or not, Ratchet won. Despite all of Ironhide's growling, Ratch can't resist his mate, no matter what form 'Hide is in.

Ratchet and Wheeljack take it upon themselves to embarrass Ironhide, simply because they can. It all comes down to sweet, sweet truck hubris.

Ratchet is forced to contemplate his seemingly useless efforts as a medic in the middle of war and the twins' perplexing existence as they lay half-dead in his med bay once again.

Sideswipe finds a surprisingly sympathetic ear. Sequel of sorts to "Birds of a Feather" and "Monkey."

Sideswipe has friends in low places. Sequel of sorts to "Monkey."

Swoop grows up. Way up. Unfortunately, there are growing pains involved. Meanwhile, for Starscream, no good deed goes unpunished. G1-based AU.

When Ironhide dives into a battle that might be more than he can handle without backup, Ratchet has to fight even harder to keep him online.

Rough week is rough, and Ratchet struggles to cope. Ironhide understands and helps distract him.

William wishes his Guardian came with an instruction manual. ...and doesn't notice Ratchet is awfully tender with Ironhide.

07-verse AU : Ironhide x Chromia are reunited on Earth. As memories surface, they struggle with a horrendous price of war that changed their lives forever. Optimus, Ratchet, and Bumblebee cope with their own losses. Help isn't always from an expected source.

He slid down onto the cold December floor, a wish for nepenthe in stock and store, yet there is none to be found on this shore.

A single moment for those fallen.

G1. Pre-War. Some Cybertronians show what they will do in life from a very tender age...

Megatron rules over Cybertron with his mate Elita One by his side. Unbeknownst to him, Elita feels a pull on her spark for Optimus Prime. Abandoned.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

"Why are you an Autobot when your simple existence is a contradiction to everything they stand for?" It's hard to convince Sideswipe otherwise when he's already made up his mind about something.

G1. Bluestreak has a spark of gold, everyone know that. But that's not always a good thing. Can be considered part of the patient H-18 series.

Most Autobots are big. Godzilla's BIGGER.

Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.

G1: Jazz and Prowl were all buddy best friends and whatnot since the very beginning, right? Primus, no. They hated each other when they first met. It took the span of a war, and some incredible effort to make that weird friendship work.

Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he was a tiny sparkling? Protocol only goes so far when a sparkling is involved...

The creation of the first sparkling since the war began was a celebrated event...it was just the years afterward that everyone on base dreaded. Pairings and content change by the chapter. OC sparkling centered. Rated for potential mild language.

G1. When he first joined, Mirage wanted nothing to do with the other Autobots. A very persistent mech is about to change that.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

In which Snarl...reads. Yes, it's precisely that exciting. But at least Sludge adds some adorableness. Fourth of five Dinobot fics. Yay. No worries, not slash.

See Swoop. See Slag. See Swoop confuse the holy heck out of Slag without saying a single word. Slash, 1st chapter is touchy-feely, 2nd is tame. I thought it was done after Ch. 1; they begged to differ...

Jazz loves music, but even he has his limits.

A look at the history of Ratchet's relationship to Sideswipe, told in snapshots.

G1. Red Alert had kept his secret safe for millions of years... until now.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

G1. Sequel to 'Through An Artist's Eye'. Sunstreaker thought he could be strong for both himself and his brother. He was wrong.

It's not just the humans that are adapting to the Autobot's presence on Earth. Local viruses are doing the same thing, and Ratchet gets to handle the fallout.

G1. When Sideswipe takes a look at Sunstreaker's pictures, he learns a few things about his brother.

ROTF. Sometimes you don't get a happy ending. What would happen if the knowledge of the Allspark never left Sam's head?

Two short missing scenes pre and during ROTF - Trying to convince a teenager to do anything is never easy.

Missing scene from ROTF. Leo's feeling down about recent events, and Simmons is the only one around to comfort him. Poor Leo.

Post-ROTF - After the fight, Mikaela realises she left something behind.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with raising Bumblebee, the last of the younglings? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

A medic first and a fighter second, Ratchet was glad to have met a similar person who was like him.

G1. First Aid learns something important.

In the middle of a battle, Thundercracker makes a realization: There's one Autobot he can't kill. Despite my usual proclivities, this is not slash. I promise.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.

Chromia, Firestar, and gun maintenance. In other words, nothing more than an excuse to write about my favorite G1 gals. Oneshot.

On celebrating Christmas with humans together, the Autobots accept despite the weather. While 'Bee and Arcee muse in the snow, 'Swipe and others perform a little show. Over a plant Elita quotes "Curiouser and curiouser", Optimus doesn't mind being closer.

G1. Optimus Prime needs help. Only Sparkplug can give it.

Prowl was lying on his back in the dirt and sparse grass, head propped up against a rock, when Jazz approached from the direction of the Ark. Prompt: "Loving someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved deeply by someone gives you courage."

Movieverse. Ahh, more Alphabets! No language here, but the Decepticons giving their literacy skills a shot!

Bumblebee always hated saying goodbye. Especially when goodbye means "forever".

Wandering through the desert, one mech feels the death of his friend. Just a quick one-shot that, hopefully, adds characterization to these two.

Just a bit of fun with Bee and his radio. How could life possibly be dull when you have a talking car?

Inspired by No Air by Jordan Sparks Millions of miles away, Prowl is feeling the pain of his broken spark bond. One can't not live without the other. Meanwhile on Earth, Ratchet is working over time in bringing back there lost friend.Will they be saved?

Drabbles -Sunstreaker muses on the events that lead him to join the autobots rated for mild violence - Pre Movie verse

An ex-Sector Seven Scientist steals a prototype weapon and hides it within a travelling exhibit. Will and Sam try to intervene, and end up with 5 new Autobots on their hands.

Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...

What happens when Bee turns to a human method of trying to cope with his guilt. Warning! Adult themes and dark subject matter. Part of another story that was just too interesting to keep hidden away.

It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.

2007Movie, PreWar - "I wonder, Sentinel, do you know exactly what your son is doing?”

Prowl wakes up in the Autobot workshop, on a strange planet, with no recollection of how he got there. Additionally, he is faced with an odd conundrum: why are his fighting companions treating him like an enemy?

He was struck by lightning, paralyzed, left alone in a parking lot next to a “No Parking” sign, violated by a dirty human and towed away. Well, Sunstreaker's day has been just wonderful! . . . Not. Rated for Sunny's potty mouth. Movieverse. On hiatus.

Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.

Man meets Machine - a story old as time. But how many ways could the story have changed? AU's

2007 movieverse: Mikaela is having trouble learning how to shoot properly. Ironhide is there with his expertise to help. Warning: contains mech/human interaction! -oneshot, written for July/Aug TF Rare Pairing on LJ-

Ficlet series. Sequel to Iniquity's Enigma. But sometimes, the universe exhales and takes a different route. And Bee is left dazed and dazzled, pondering what it all means. Onesided Bee/Sam.

Starscream, a scientist from Kaon, never wanted a research partner. Now that he's found Skyfire, however, it's hard to let go. But Cybertron is changing, and it's getting difficult to keep up. Slash.

Where a Witwicky reminisces and muses at the same time.

Bumblebee and Jazz go on a camping trip with Sam and his friends. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for Bumblebee to read about scary monsters eating people before coming along.

Charging into battle without a second thought, brash, careless, reckless… It’s who they are. More often than not they come back, laughing off the scratches, or whining about them. But there are those times it takes it’s toll on them. slight TwinsxRatchet

While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.

Ever since he was a sparkling, Bumblebee has put all his trust in one mech in particular: Jazz.

2007 Movie Verse. Lennox, Epps and Optimus Prime look for a place for the Autobots to reside; the entire mission goes beyond awry as one bad happenstance follows the other.

Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.

slash - Maggie gets to greet the newest Autobot arrival on earth, and discovers one more reason the boys and men in America would love their new alien friends. And it just goes downhill from there. Rating for profanity.

movieverse2007, A single protoform brings more questions than answers and not everyone will want to know the answers.

Sunstreaker can hardly call himself alive anymore, his thirst for what the gladiatorial ring offers him eclipsing all else. It is only when Sideswipe is hurt that Sunstreaker realizes that the only thing trult keeping him from fading away is his brother.

One-shot Bumblebee has always had a special gift to make to world and the war seem far away. Arcee wishes she could hold on to that gift a little longer.

When Ratchet was faced with the challenge of bringing Jazz back from the dead, he was forced to use the damaged Allspark—which, in Jazz’s opinion, brought about disastrous results. He’s got a pretty new body . . . more “pretty” than necessary.

Movieverse: IronhidexChromia embody deadly accuracy, strengthened by sparkbond, driven by battle-hunger. As wounds are patched, hunger of a different kind takes shape, much to the aggravation of a certain medic. Restraint was never their strong point.

One-shot Due to the nature of his line of work, Punch never knows who will be staring back at him from his reflection; Punch or Counterpunch. Is it possible to forget who the real mech is and who is the illusion?

July 4th equals fireworks, and not just to celebrate a nation's birthday.

The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.

Response to the prompt Optimus Prime / Megatron / awkward. "Prime," Megatron growled, "Tell your flunky to shut up and help." movieverse. complete.

Movieverse - The crew from 'The Dark Side of the Sun' celebrates the Fourth of July.

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

Prowl has always relied on logic as the pivotal essence of his world to the point of forgetting what it's like to feel. Jazz does all he can to remind him what it's like. JazzxProwl

response to the random pairing generatior prompt Ratchet/Jazz/asleep. "Gleaming sensuously even in the harsh lighting of the military warehouse-turned-repair bay a human might think he was asleep." movieverse. complete.

Seventeen moments in the life of a boy and his car.

Very post 07 movie spoilers if you haven't seen it yet , Prowl has just arrived to the reality of his dead bondmate – dead but not quite gone. PJ slash, nothing graphic.

Sam finds that there are some unexpected complications arising from his contact with the AllSpark at its destruction in Mission City.

G1: Get out your hardhats kids. The multiverses are beginning to collapse on each other and Unicron is on the move.

Bluestreak’s big mouth causes a scuffle in the Ark. It also becomes apparent that this is just one of many cases. The solution to this? The quiet game and a bet. This may actually become a problem though. “Talk may be cheap, but it keeps him sane.”

In all of the years that Ratchet threatened to rebuild them as different things, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker never would have dreamed that he’d actually follow through. They were careless in battle one too many times and Ratchet intends to teach a lesson

A series of oneshots describing seperate stages in their strange relationship. IronhideXChromia but of course, OptimusXElita. The rating will eventually go up. :D

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

What happens when Frenzy drinks 27 energy drinks?

Frenzy falls asleep and Barricade notices how cute he is.

Bonecrusher is angry. Brawl is stupid and can't take a hint. Pain results.

Jazz and Bumblebee trick Optimus Prime into saying a bad word.

Starscream has been a bit "frustrated" of late and takes it out on those around him, only to end up in an...interesting...situation. Pre-movie 2007.

Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.

There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.

07Movie. When Sam is badly injured and standing on death's doorstep, the Autobots must make a decision that will change Sam Witwicky forever. But the war's not over yet and what about the Decepticons and their sudden interest in the newest Autobot? BeeSam

Sam decides to write a survival guide on living with the Autobots: not quite an Autobots-for-Dummies, but more Guidelines-you-should-follow-to-avoid-getting-squished-by-giant-robots-from-outer-space.

G1: In a war-torn world, the bonds of brotherhood are forged in pain and suffering. But for Ratchet and Wheeljack, that bond and loyalty extends beyond their everyday duties.

Premovie. A look at what happenes in the time leading up to the Ark's departure for the Allspark and the way it affected certain bots and sparkmates. A lot of love, hurt, and comfort goes around the Autobot base for a lot of mechs and femmes.

Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?

SUMMARY: When Trent infuriuates Sam, Sam comes out with some language that completely shocks Ratchet, because Sam uses some Cybertronian cuss words, and not mild ones either. Oneshot.

When an accident damages Bumblebee's Transformation circuit, Bumblerbee is forced to stay in car form for 24 hours. This wouldn't usually be a problem, until car thieves steal him, and he must somehow escape from them, and make his way back to Sam.

“Hey Mikaela? I need your help with something...” Because giving is always better than receiving. Happy Holidays.

Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings

Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?

Sideswipe overhears some half drunken musing by Glen and Mikaela and reveals a rather suprising fact about the 'bots.

Sometimes, new life forms in an existing ecosystem have dangerous effects.

How Ratchet and the twins didn't quite get the meaning of one-night-stand. Interviewer Bias continuity.

Sequel to 'If Things Had Been Different' Sam asks some very important questions and one truly unexpected one.

When Sam and Mikaela finally persuade Bumblebee to give them some time alone, his early return causes no little embarassment. But Bumblebee gives them an out....

Sam and Mikaela deal with the emotions of surviving Mission City. Please read the AN at the top of the page.

Now a series of loosely related ficlets about Ironhide's life as the Lennox family truck. 2007 movieverse.

Optimus Prime is wise and strong, but no one ever claimed that his literacy was his crowning acheivement. There is a reason that you never see Transformers doing paperwork.

Movie'07. Silly fluff. It's bath time for Ironhide after a muddy mission and he's up against a very determined Chromia with a fire hose. He'll try to dance his way out of it! Who will win? Who will lose? Will either of them be clean when it's over?

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

[G1] During TF:TM the animated one. The final thoughts of Ratchet after the shuttle was hijacked and the crew terminated.

2007Movie: G. WARNING: NONE. Summary: There is a picture that created the bunny that helped me write this story at tf2007fun an lj community.

*postmovie 2007* Bumblebee comes back to Sam's house after his meeting with the Autobots, only to find his parking place taken by another car... a response to Dark Kari's prompt.

Ratchet doesn't just heal physical wounds.

Ironhide learns that human females are not as weak as they seem.

Spiders. And Ironhide. Rated for a swear word, and for hated hated spiders. Silly fic, oneshot.

2007Movie. PG. Annabelle wants to drive her father wont teach her.

Capt. Lennox's daughter is out of control, so he asks Ironhide to serve as a chaperone for her dates. Of course, Annabelle's not aware of that... Completed oneshot, gen, no pairings.

G1, Humour. Happy Ratchet plus new Something equals Very Bad. Rated for minor cursing

G1. Optimus Prime and Elita One share a rare quiet moment.

G1. An Autobot waxes philosophical on his cause for war

PreG1. Some ideasessay in story format. Cookie to the first person to figure out who Red is

G1, Humour.He's gonna get me for this, I just know it.

G1 Humans aren't the only natives to attach themselves to the 'bots

G1, humour. Pura gave me a plot bunny. It was nothing like this.

G1 It's time for First Aid to earn his crosses, and the CMO has just the plan

G1 Desperate times make for strange bedfellows

G1 Everyone has a founding point, an irrefutable absolute. This is Shadow's. All fan chars, no canon characters used

G1 Prowl has an...interesting day

G1, one shot. Jazz gets to have a little fun...

G1 Jazz and the twins get called on to take care of a little something on Cybertron, and the Lambos learn a little more about the black and white's backstory. Rating lifted just in case

G1 Just two fliers, having a chat

G1 Blindness doesn't always mean you can't see with your eyes.

G1. Ratchet is hurt by a few careless words and Sideswipe intends to find out why. But can he ever hope to heal the healer?

G1. Sometimes it’s not always the quiet one. Sometimes it’s the lovable cute one. Sometimes the least likely can be the most dangerous.

G1. Short piece, set in distant future on Cybertron. Two youngsters discover a link to the past.

A look behind the battlemask.

G1: Sideswipe finds a stray dog and gives him a home. If Sunstreaker will allow it anyway.

G1 Jazz ponders why he joined the war and comes up with his own answer.

G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.

G1- Rodimus and Bluestreak, each coming to terms with events.

G1- There is a very good reason why you should never mess with a medic

(G1) Not everyone understands Sunstreaker, sometimes not even his own brother..... TFs property of HasTak.

G1-There are some people that we just can't do without, and Megatron has a plan to get rid of one of them. Complete

G1. Don't mess with Chip!

G1-Ratchet and Wheeljack having a chat. Short

(G1) Sequel to 'Moving On' and the rest of the Jazz Trilogy, this is the first installment of an all new multi-part fic. Its been several months since the end of the Hate Plague. How are the Ark-bots, under Jazz's command, dealing with the consequences...

G1. Somehow, the dream has faded. The purpose hidden from sight. For this one, the time for blind subordinence has passed. He's seen what it is to be a god. And he knows what no one else does.

A Transformer on a hill. In the rain. Thinking.

G1- Someone gets hurt. Can't say anymore or else it'll give it away.

(G1) Mirage's thoughts on why he is the way he is

Reflections from the Meister after the events of 2005--TFTM. all characters belong to Hasbro and subsidiaries

G1, another one of my 'guess who' style fics starring an often overlooked Autobot

Short Ravage story. G1. R&R please.

G1. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, challenging the inevitable

G1. Poor Prowl...

G1, post 2005. Jazz, Ratchet and First Aid

G1 Humour attempt- Prime and co try to explain to Ultra Magnus why not to mess with the CMO

G1. Prowl's had a nasty injury. Bad summary, but it's all I could come up with.

G1. Prowl and Jazz have a chat. Very mild caution for Jazz fans

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker get a little in over their heads.

A silly fic involving Optimus Prime, Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus and Springer having a meaningless conversation in a bar (some adult sexual references).

Decepticons: evil, cold, heartless. Yet they, too, are living beings...

G1 A li'l sequel to my story called 'Vigil.' The Autobots have a budding Picasso on their hands. Who might it be?

Hound has a hard time accepting the darker side of nature.

Depth Charge finds interesting information while sifting through the remains of the Axalon.

Rattrap gets PO'ed. Has a freaky past. Um, am I forgetting anything? Really different Dinobot. Weird fic...

Just a busy day for Prowl when Optimus Prime is out.

Someone close to grimlock bites the dust, PG rating for said biting dust. Don't worry, its not one of the dinobots, I'd never kill any of them =) please read and review

I wrote this under a different name and for a News Group.... A Rodimus fic

Ever wonder what was going through Optimus' head as he lay dying? first published by Primus comics

Set in the early morning after G1 episode 'War Dawn', two important Transformers examine the courses of their lives and their planet.

G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...

The burden of duty. The will to rest. Struggle. Pain. Absolution?

In an alternate universe, the events from the movie take place, only a little differently, with different characters.

G1 Downed and badly damaged in Death Valley, Thundercracker has nothing left to do but think. Oh, the HORROR!

G1 Poor Ratchet has a very bad day at the office...

G1, Season 3 gasp! Ever wonder what happened to Blitzwing after 'Five Faces of Darkness' Well, here's my utterly depressing take on it...

G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.

G1 Warning! Prowl fangirl on the loose! No, really! This one's good if you like gore, death, rebirth, and Prowl on a serious guilt trip. Put it this way: I've always thought the episode 'Autobot Spike' could've been done a lot better.

G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...

Captured and being hunted by the Decepticons, Brawn must rely on more than his strength to survive.

Perceptor learns about two conflicting human emotions.

Sometime choices must be made to save a life.

Hot Rod finds his family again but not it not at all a happy reunion

Did you ever wonder what Wheelie's life was like on Cybertron before we met him in Transformers: the movie? Well, wonder no longer! This fic reveals his family life, how he was stranded on Quintessa, and how he is irrevocably linked to the entire TF mytho

Hot Rod is charged with an important duty, but he's not to thrilled about it...

This is one of my older fics, so take that into mind. Black Arachnia is confronted by Megatron about her feelings for Silverbolt. Later, when Silverbolt is infected by a cyber-virus, it is up to her to save him. But can she reach the antidote in time?

Will a group of Autobots perish because of Hot Rod's actions?

The hidden log entries of Wheeljack.

sequal to We Can't Afford to be Innocent

Autobot Wheeljack's log entries spanning from the original Transformer episodes to his unexplained death in TF:TM

Black Arachnia has an unpleasant "encounter" with Tarantulas.