Illumi, the Puppet of Darkness, comes to illuminate everyone in the most random ways possible! Not to mention, in the most random costumes possible, picked out by none other than your favorite clown, Hisoka. (Short series of total crack)

When Illumi gets a high paying job for a client, he is told that this client usually asks for more than just an assassination. Not wanting to back off on the already accepted job, and not caring in particular about the extra services he has to provide, he calls in a certain person to help him prepare for this. (Starts mild, but becomes explicit) HisokaxIllumixHisoka

A chance assassination leads Hisoka and Illumi to the same job. Though at the same time Hisoka learns that a certain dark haired assassin was pretty light on his feet. Oneshot.

Hisoka was irritating, but he was still something. Illumi wishes he could kill him, but sometimes he just wanted his company. Not yaoi.