[HG/SS] In her third year, when Hermione throws herself in front of Harry to protect him from the Dementors something strange happens. She awakens to a legacy she had no idea she even had, and it turns the entire school upside-down— and beyond. Crackfic. AU. EWE. NC. (all that jazz). Rating changed to M for language since some people seem to think teens don't curse.

Hermione Granger is 2x divorced, 3x a mother, hiding a shameful secret, and falling apart. Severus Snape fell apart 10yrs ago when the war ended but self-imposed solitude is taking its toll. When she puts an anonymous ad in the Prophet offering "almost anything" for 10 Galleons an hour, Severus wonders if the insufferable know-it-all might be exactly what he needs...

Hermione is divorced, broke, and keeping a secret from the world. A Help Wanted ad seems like it could be the solution to all her problems. Can she finally put her past behind her and have a chance at a real future?

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic: One morning, Severus Snape wakes up with a furry visitor snuggled under the quilt with him. As he pulls back the quilt, two glowing eyes lock with his, and everything is turned on its ear. As the rest of his visitor crawls out from under the covers, he realises he has a problem. There is a Nundu cub in his bed, and for some reason, she's bound to him.

A decree is passed, two very suspecting people are put in a position, that may lead to a number of positions, that might not be that bad...

In a world were Penny and Sheldon grow up together, what will happen when emotions start to intrude on their friendship?

Hermione/Snape will sparks fly or just angry words, how can Hermione learn to live with someone who tells her he CAN never love her? Marriage law fic that skips the wedding bit! Give it a go you might be happy you did :

It takes a special sort to provide comfort for those whom will never recover. UNCLE only hires the best. Not a death fic, no matter what you think.

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A long and probably sad "The Place" story, that I finally dare to tackle. Niles/C.C. as always. Their past, their present, their future. Read and find out!

The first year of Mattie Wayne's magical education at Hogwarts.

Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*