Ayyeee. Name's Beckie. Just like you, I have no life, so lets be
computer nerds together! 8D Anyways, I'm a total Jak&Dax fan.
Just ask my bud Audrey (Taraha222) or my bestest friend ever
Kat (Th3WorldOnIc3). So I read books and mangas like Vampire
Knight, Black Butler, Warriors, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, etc.
I also like movies and shows like Pirates of the Caribean, Hellsing,
The Office, Fringe, and other cool things. I'll eventually get around
to posting a few stories, but first, here's some funny stuffs

There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there in my sleep
Aren't any floors for me to sweep
Not in my castle on a cloud.
There is a room that's full of toys
There are a hundred boys and girls
Nobody shouts or talks too loud
Not in my castle on a cloud.

RANDOM SHIZ I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Jak's ears. I want them. I know that may make me seem screwed-up, mentally perverted, and obsessive, but it's true.
Alucard of Hellsing. Sexy, in a creepy sort of way.
Pocahontas. Sounds like Poke-A-Fucktis.
I'mma gummy bear. I'mma eat you.
Maximum Ride. Fly, freak, fly!

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your crap and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "RUN SUCKER RUN!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Raid your fridge and are the reason you have no food.

QUOTES

~Jack Sparrow: (to Barbossa) Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

~Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

~Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

~Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

~Jack Sparrow: (Describing Will to the cannibal villagers) Lum se se, eunich-y. Snip snip.

~Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

~Jack Sparrow: My compass is unique.
Norrington: Unique here having the meaning of broken?
Jack Sparrow: True enough.

~Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
(sees Jack getting chased by cannibals)
Will Turner: Time to go.

~Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
(Two or three people raise their hands)
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them...

~"Up is down"? Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Jack Sparrow, reading off a map

~Davy Jones: You can do nothing without the key!
Jack Sparrow: I already have the key!
Davy Jones: (is holding the key) No you don't.
Jack Sparrow: Oh, that key.

~Jack Sparrow: William, have you noticed something? Or rather, something that's not there to be noticed?
Will Turner: You haven't sounded the alarm.
Jack Sparrow: Odd, isn't it? Not as odd as this...
(referring to Will strapping the dead bodies of East India Co. soldiers to barrels and dropping them overboard)

About My Stories

Characters (1)
Noel - Based off of the Maximum Ride series, Noel is fourteen-year-old orphan child. Avian DNA was spliced into hers, and thus her wings.
Physical Description: Blonde, shoulder-length curly hair, white wings with tan speckles, and grey-blue eyes.
Personality: She's mostly shy, but she can be pretty upbeat and easy-going at times.
History: Read the story and you'll know.

Perilous Haven - Noel loses her way in a desert and then finds herself in a weird place
called Haven City. She meets Jak M. and other characters from the Jak and Daxter trilogy.
Chapter #1: Crash
Chapter #2: Me, Myself, and I
Chapter #3: Strange [Try Me]
Chapter #4: And Then There were Two
Chapter #5: Up and Away
Chapter #6: A Not So Safe Haven
Chapter #7: The New Kid
Chapter #8: Grounded in the Underground
Chapter #9: To Hell
Chapter #10: Nobody Can
Chapter #11: I'm Here Now

Vampires, Monsters, and Mutants - Oh, My! - Noel meets Edward Cullen, and makes fun
of him all the way to London, where they meet Alucard of Hellsing. Edward gets his ass kicked. 8D
Chapter #1: Sir Sparkles
Chapter #2: The Third Letter
Chapter #3: We Come in Pieces
(temporarily discontinued)

Coming Soon

Chapter #12 - Home Sweet Hideout

Complete - 0%
Latest Date Due: December 26th, 2010

Update 7/23/10
BACK ONLINE! Im sooo glad to be able to get back to this :)

Plz let me know if you have any ideas for
a story that I should write, or about any
characters I can add. I'll gladly start
picking away at my keyboard for your amusement.