Hi all that you need to know about me is im a complete tomboy and I LOVE to read.

But I sadly moved :(

Favorite color: Purple

Favorite Vegetable: Zucchini

Least Favorite Vegetable: Broccoli

Favorite Song: What Iv'e done: By Lincoln Park

Favorite type of Food: Sushi

Favorite Books/Series: Maximum Ride series,Harry Potter, Cirque Freak, kinda Twilight, Charlie Bone, Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Favorite Maximum Ride Book: Schools out forever

Favorite Series: Maximum Ride

my two bestest guy friends that are like my brother Dylan and Connor and my two other best friends Sarah and Kass make up funny sayings like...

please do not throw ur gum please wait :)

Do a barrel-roll

Whatever Dude

Fajita

You Blasted Smurf

Favorite Movie: Act of Valor

YOUR GUY SIDE

- You like baggy clothes

- Greasy food is your favorite

- You watch sports and gripe at the Refs

- You hang with friends and could care less of what people think

- Your favorite color is either blue, red, green, black, or grey

- You hate flowers

- You love onion rings cuz come on, who doesnt like onion rings?

- You go to your Dad for advice

- You say, "Fun first, homework later"

- You think dogs are better than cats

- You have tons of hats (any kind)

- You love action/comedies

- You like watching your school's sports team

- You think hunting and fishing should become an actual sport, and that cheerleadering is NOT a sport

- You won't carry a purse for anyone

- You're not afraid to show your sensitive side every now and then

- You find your emotions cause it's none of your effin' business

- You sleep with socks and shorts and a longsleeve shirt

- You think Justin Bieber's gay

- You laugh when people mess up

- You help old women whenever they need it

- You play vidoe games still

- You say "Suck it!" whenever someone ticks you off

- You stand up for the people you like

- You don't like it when people randomly stare

- Girls who giggle and point freak you out

- You eat with your hands sometimes

- You talk with your mouth full

- You laugh whenever you want

- You don't care what people think

- You snort like a hog when you laugh

- You love funny things

- You hate shopping

- You're so smart that you know how to act stupid, and you do

- You love to make the people you love laugh

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You can't stand to have someone outshine you

You're on the phone/computer 24/7

You love romances

Tall, dark, and handsome turns you on ( thats also what my Boyfriend looks like :D and i love him)

Yea i know not a lot of girl stuff but i swear i am a girl just a complete total tomboy

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

If you read all the Maximum Ride books in under 5 hours, copy this into your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends ever tested you to see how much you can relate back to Fang, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you actually related it all back to Fang, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends ever told you were obsessed with Fang, and you said,"And proud of it!", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you started saying,"What the Fnick?" because of Iggy, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you got your best friend obsessed with Maximum Ride just so you could complain about the books Fang and Angel or any of the characters acting all stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're probably going to Name your kid Nick if you have a boy and Max if you have a girl, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Dylan was actually made evil, but has fallen in love with Max anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you started thinking that Dylan should go die in a whole from the minute you read about him, copy and past thins to your profile.

If you think Fang is stupid for not telling Max the whole truth and is avoiding telling Max that he has tiny feelings for Maya when he says," I needed a good fighter,"(Notice he says I not We) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the next Maximum Ride book is probably gonna suck, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wonder why Max can't ever catch a break, copy and paste this to you profile

If you think the next book should be Max getting her expiration date, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're wondering why James took away almost all the things that were good in her life, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think James has literally gone insane, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are going to write James Patterson a letter explaining your absolute distaste for him if Max and Fang don't end up together in the end, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Fang left the flock for the second time, post this to your profile.

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she steals your favorite hat,

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she says that she likes you, SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

Guy: My phone seems to be broken. Girl: What's wrong with it? Guy: It doesn't have your number in it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

there's always a little truth behind "just kidding", a little knowledge behind "I dont know" a little emotion behind "I dont care" and a little pain behind "It's okay"

When a boy is not arguing ... he is thinking deeply. When a boy looks at u with eyes full of questions ... he is wondering how long you will be around. When a boy answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... he is not at all fine. When a boy stares at you ... he is wondering why you are lying. When a boy let you lays on his chest ... he is wishing for you to be his forever. When a boy wants to see you everyday... he wants to be yours 4eva

When a boy says ' I love you ' ... he means it. When a boy says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than him. Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person... Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot... Who calls you back when you hang up on him... Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep... Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead... Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats... Who holds your hand in front of his friends... Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you... Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!

[X ] I have cried in a movie theater.

[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.

[x] I get jealous.

[x] I love to laugh.

[ X] I like rap.

[X] I like country.

[ X] I carry a purse (sometimes)

[x] I'd be lost without my computer.

[x] Guys are confusing.

[ X] I've been called a bad influence. (eh heh)

Fun Stuff to do In an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser

Read aloud:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now please only read the third word of each sentence. it tricked me the first time 2

Oh yea and when you move Friends are like OMG im gonna miss you Real friends are gonna be with you on your last day planning on events were gonna c eachother at.

like me and my friends are gonna go 2 the same starbuks in exactly 5 years and were all gonna b like woah what a quodinki dink :D

FAXismylife123 is an AMAZING writer :D