FOR ALL OF MY READERS!: JUST WANTED TO-opps, sorry I left caps on- let you guys know that 'Love me, not my twin' WILL be updated..I just don't know when. I'm sorry, It's written and everything I just need to edit a few things. I should have written it after a.p. finals, what with all the free time I have now (""), but I will finish it. don't worry.

My name is Lilith and am some what a Freak (atleast that's what every one I know calls me) who is know for having conversations with the paper clip man. I am currently_ years old (please feel free to try and fill in the blank- you may be surprised by the answer.)

Warning: Some times I have this 'Let-my-mind-go-wild-though-that-is-a-scary-and-dangerous-thing-to-do.' So every once In a while you may read something that is utterly mindblowing painful and this is why-of course it may also have something to do with my name :) and believe me, you'll be reading a lot of those in Immortal Rose of Strength

Oh yeah and this is something that has been haunting me since grammer school- spelling- so don't judge my spelling!

Also, sometimes I have this thing where one day I'll be compeletly Twilight obessed and then the next I'll be Marauder obessed. Currently I am dealing with a Marauder obession (and I do mean obession)

Here are just a few of my favorite questions that I would like you to answer (if you can and want to)

1. Why do people always press harder on the remote control when they know the batteries are dead?

(Personally i just bang it against the wall and if that doesn't do anything- I'll throw the remote and yell "Nothing works in this house!"

2. Why do people talk louder when they realize that the person they are speaking to doen't speak the same language?

(Like they'll understand you cause you're louder. you know what I do? I draw pictures on my left hand.)

3. why is it that people keep returning to the refrigerater in the hopes that something to eat has regenerated?

(I do this alot but it's mainly because I get all giddy inside and dash to and from the kitchen. Also I'm still hoping that I might be a wizard so that I can just image food there and it will appear.)

I'll keep adding to this list so

Wow I really wish I had a taco right now.

Anyway here is a list of the things I love without a doubt and believe me it's actually longer than this.

Things I Love without a doubt

-Sirius puns

-Making fun of Remus’ “Time of the month”

-Questioning James’ sexual preference

-Pick-up lines

Do you believe in love at 1st sight, or should I walk by again?

Can I have a map cause I keep getting lost in your eyes

Do you want get pizza and snog? Hey! What’s wrong with Pizza?

Did the sun just come out or was that you smiling?

I lost my address-Can I have yours?

Are you a magnet? Cause I sure feel attracted to you

I play the field and it looks like I just caught the snitch with you

Do you have a mirror in your pocket b/c I see myself in ur pants

If sexiness were a band you would rock my world

R U tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day

It’s a good thing we’re in a library cause I’m checking you out

The sky is empty 2-nite cause all the stars are in your eyes

I think I may be gay-wanna prove me wrong?

Have u showered lately? Cause u look like a dirty boy (girl) to me

If some one where to write a story about my life u’d be the climax

Do you wanna see in my lipstick really stays on as advertised?

What’s ur 1st name? No kid tat goes really well w my last name

Was that an explosion or is my heart just pounding

The word of the day is legs. Go spread it!

U’ve got something on ur lips. Want me to lick it off?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together

-Sarcasm

-The Marauders

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Screw Peter Pettigrew

-Joking that Peter prefers Cheddar over girls

(Oh sorry I forgot he’s a mozzarella kind of guy)

-Going Stag! (yeh yah)

-Lettuces

-A certain brand of ketchup-Tate’s

-Padfoot

Insert heart here

-Solemnly swearing I am up to no good

-Sirius Black

-Bloopers

In other words, what is sometimes better than the movie it’s self

-MUSE!!!

Best band ever!

-Sirius’s cocky grins

-Making up new words/sayings- oh and names too!

-Taking Stupidity to a whole new level

-James’ bloody messy hair

-Finding new ways be Sirius

-Wolves

-Biting

-Blurting out random things at the most random moment

-Getting others blamed for my Sirius deeds

-Interrupting stories with idiotic questions

-Applying lyrics to every day life

-Vampires!

-Rainy/Cloudy days

-Telling people their messed up future

-Making fun of the ‘things I love without a doubt’

-The color gray!

-Over hearing people argue over whom teacher would rather date-then run off to tell the people they are dating

-Blackmailing people

-Sirius’ juvenile behavior

-Making up stories that make people’s eyes bug out and call me a freak

-Sleeping

-Freaking people out

-Daydreaming

-Entertaining the thought that someone near me can read my mind

-Trying to find secret doors/passages that will hopefully lead to Narnia

No luck so far

-Signing ‘Talk of the Town’ by Jack Johnson

-Taking things too literally

-Claming that someone is not whom they say they are, demanding to be told their favorite jam (as proof), calling them a liar when they do

cause they've never told me what it was

-Misusage of the ‘retart’ sign

Please, if you have any Sirius Puns or awesome pick-up lines let me know.

Contact me at siriuslyhlalily(at)gmail(dot)com