Heeyy :D x

Welcome to my profile! Here is the basic info about mee(: xx

Name: Bethany-Jade
(My Name in Greek =D : Βεθανυ (-Bethany) Ηαδε (-Jade)

If anyone needs a Beta Reader, just PM me! :)

Hobbies: Reading, of course!

Likes: People who are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians XD, Percy Jackson books & film, Hunger Games Trilogy, the Harry Potter books & films, Heroes of Olympus Series, Eragon series (Inheritence series), Gone, Hunger, Lies and Plague, Lorien Legacies, Manga Art, True & Loyal Friends, Stories, Swimming, winning arguments (heehee :P), Literacy, Maths (I know, I am weird), books...books and books. :D xx

Dislikes: Homework, Science, Mud, Sand, Cold weather, Frost, Liars, Bullies, Cho Chang, Lavender Brown, President Snow, :) . Oh, and, people who are not obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians! Haha, jks

Favourite series: Hm... can't decided between Percy Jackson, Harry Potter or the Hunger Games!!

Favourite Book Pairings: Percabeth (obviously!), PeetaxKatniss, HarryxGinny, SamxAstrid

Favourite Author: Rick Riordan XD, Suzanne Collins, Micheal Grant, J.K.Rowling

Favourite Quotes: 'You love me. Real or not real? Real.' - Peeta and Katniss, 'I don't need a friend who nods when I nod, laughs when I laugh; my shadow does that much better.'- Anonymous, 'Google it' - Everyone! 'Always, always have a plan'- Annabeth Chase, 'Just add water'- Percy Jackson, 'Give a hoot, don't pollute'- Grover Underwood, 'Figure it out'- Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, 'In dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own.'- Albus Dumbledore, 'Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing'- Chiron. 'PEANUT BUTTER!'- Tyson, 'Who Needs Twilight When There's Percy Jackson?' - Anonymous, 'When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a DEMIGOD!'- Anonymous.

More PJO Quotes:

"With great power... comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo

"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson

"Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot."
"He's the sun god," I said (Percy)
"That's not what I meant."

"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood

"Let us find the dam snack bar."-Zoe Nightshade

Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.

"Tyson, thank the gods. Annabeth is hurt!" (Percy)
"You thank the gods she is hurt?" he asked, puzzled. (Tyson)
"No!"

I have become one with the plumbing. (Percy)

Favourite Nicknames: Seaweed Brain, Wise Girl, Pine-Cone Face, G-man, Goatboy, Deadboy, Owl-Head, Kelp-For-Brains, Beauty Queen, Percabeth, Thico, Weasel, Potty, Dolly, KJ. :P xxx

Favourite Colour/s: Sky Blue & Sea Green & Silver & Stormy Grey. :D

My profile page is very long so, if you want, just skip to the end! ;D xx

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Here are some cool Stuff that I found on the internet and other FF (FanFiction) profiles:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. :)

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I already know :D)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes. I was Annabeth once. It was fun)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. (totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Heck yes!)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT(I should try that)
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.(Duh)

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Recent Quizes, Current Date of Last Completion: 20/3/13

Whats the last book you read? Beautiful Darkness

What's on your T.V right now? Nothing :P

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? my step-dad, "In a minute."

Where are you? In the office

What was the last thing you ate? Pasta

What was the last thing you thought? What was the last thing you thought?

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A bush and George Weasley.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Keep half of it (why the heck does anyone need £1,000,000??) and the rest?... probs give it to a couple of charites, funds, family and friends :)

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? A pencil

What are you eating/drinking right now? Water

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? '...in life. Gratitude will turn your heart...' (strength of youth)

What's it like being you? It can be fun and hectic at the same time, but i have my mellow moments.

What are your thoughts on writing? It's fun!

What book are you currently reading? Beautiful Chaos

What music are you listening to? The buzzing of my computer?? :S

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Hotmail

What was the last thing you cooked? Noodles

What color are the walls of the room you are in? very light green

Ketchup or Mustard? ketchup, definately

How many different programs are on your computer right now? 3

What is the weather like? Cold, cold, cold

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Yeah, Wales.

Anything else? London in the Spring!

What's your favourite article of clothing? Camp Half Blood T-shirt.

Who is the most special person to you? hmm... hard choice

Scariest moment of your life? not sure...

One word that would best describe you? Bookworm

What is your favourite month in the summer? July

What's your favorite number? 7

What is your favorite Disney movie? Aladdin

Last thing you said out loud? "In a minute."

Last rainbow you saw? Yesterday! :D

Do you want a hair cut? Nah

Are you musically inclined? Not really, but I like the piano

Have you ever been in a fight? Technically... Yes

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Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

I Don't Care by Apocalyptica

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

So Sick By Ne-Yo

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

A Voice Within By Christina Aguilera

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Smile by Uncle Kracker

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Breathe By Taylor Swift

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Firework By Katy Perry

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Thinking of Me by Olly Murs

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Numb By Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

My Life Would Suck Without You By Kelly Clarkson

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Party in the U.S.A By Miley Cyrus

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Broccli By Mcfly HAHA. yeah right...

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Love The Way You Lie by Eminem ft Rohanna

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

My Happy Ending By Avril Lagvine

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Dynamite By Taio Cruz

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Dead and Gone by T.I.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Parachute By Cheryl Cole

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

My Immortal By Evanescence

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Outta My Head By Leona Lewis

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Heart Vacancy By The Wanted

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Happy By Leona Lewis

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Takin' Back My Love By Enrique Iglesiaa/Ciara

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

For Your Entertainment By Adam Lambert

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Naturally By Selena Gomez

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Fire Burning By Sean Kingston

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

U Smile By Justin Bieber

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

2012 By Jay Sean

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

You're Not Sorry By Taylor Swift

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

So What By P!nk

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile. (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile .

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a FanFiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc, SeaweedBrain013, ClloudyAlore, My Name is Maxx, believeinthegods, percabethatw, annabethanyx

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

You really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.

If you only read PJO fan fiction stories if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this into your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'mBLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else)
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (I already know :D)
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night. (Yes. I was Annabeth once. It was fun)
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot
23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site (Fan sites included)
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Gods stay good!)
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. (totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (wanted to do that)
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'(sooooo did that)
33) You are trying to learn Greek
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Heck yes!)
35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT(I should try that)
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.(Duh)

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. (He laughed at me!! So rude!!)

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas (so sad and true).

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for the majority of your middle school life.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events (That has happened to me
before).

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJO stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I actually did this! very embarrassing, but every
one knows about my obsession, so they were cool about it).

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(Not me.)

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (I’ve got the Last Olympian in my backpack right now.)

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and Thuke, I know, but c'mon...
-Eris- She threw the apple.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.

They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.

You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.

You think of creative names for Zeus such as GreeceLightning! Get it?!? Greece-Grease?

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, TLO, PJO and
use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (My friend Athena is
going to make up dumb, oh wait you already are).

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

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Fun Things To Do In A Lift

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

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Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie

10. You are constantly thinking about it.

9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7.

8.You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net.

7.You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?).

6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about.

5. You daydream about it when you are bored.

4.You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net.

3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie.

2.You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis.

1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep.

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FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

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Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

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My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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The Difference Between PJO FANS and NORMAL PEOPLE

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! ( i used to do that... but im supposed to believe in GOD so...)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers (hahahahahhahahaa)

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! (HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA)
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid (yup like, TOTALLY)

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers (AWESOME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down (uh huh)

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood (you know, I've thought 'bout doing that. go on google and search delphi strawberry service. actually, I'll do that right now)

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! (yaaaaayy PJO ROCKS)

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Tips for Newbies to Fanfiction!

-When writing a story, don't take someone else's story and change the names.
-Don't post on the forums unless you have something to say.
-Stories about yourself as a Mary-Sue Perfect character do not impress other members of Fanfiction.
-When reviewing, don't sound like a newb (nuff said)
-Don't act like you're better than everyone else... because you're not... trust me.
-Don't create your own copying and pasting thing unless it's totally original.
-IF YOU WISH THIS CHART WAS AROUND WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.H.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Some Additional Information about my Stories!

Annabeth’s Point of View: Book One
It pretty clear, this is the Lightening thief in Annabeth’s point of view. So instead of being in the full picture, this book is what it is like to be part of something bigger than Annabeth ever expected. Getting betrayed by the one you thought you had trusted for your whole life is a bit heart-dampening. In addition, assisting Percy during his dangerous quest has got to stir some thoughts in her intellectual mind…

Annabeth’s Point of View: Book Two
Yet again, this is another book out of the Percy Jackson series, but in Annabeth’s point of view. Embarking on a quest to save your camp and your best friend is plainly going to be very intense. Also, having to go on this quest with the most annoying person in the entire western civilization: Seaweed Brain, changes how they feel about each other quite a lot. Read Annabeth’s thoughts as they search for the Golden Fleece.

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The Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes after me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride'
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachael
Whenever I see a limo pass by my car
Yet I promise to love PJO
Wherever I may go...