Currently reading: It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time by Livin4Jesus, The Master and the Midwife by everyl1ttleth1ng, and The Eagle on the Ramparts by Canafinwe

First things first: I am a Christian, and the eldest of six children. My faith and my siblings' love of reading my tales dictate that I will not be writing slash or explicit content. Oddly, I didn't used to enjoy writing. Handwriting, spelling, cursive, they were all chores that must be struggled through before school was completed. Then the computer was discovered. Oh! The freedom of a keyboard and word processor! I now have many more stories than can ever be published, and only half of them are fanfics. When I'm not writing, I'm training my miniature donkey, babysitting my siblings, or reading on this very site.

Favorite Fandoms: Marvel and LotR

My favorite current shows and movies: BBC's The Musketeers, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Marvel's Agent Carter, Civil War (#TeamCap), Winter Soldier, Captain America: First Avenger, Ant-Man, Age of Ultron, Avengers (the first film), Thor: Dark World, Thor: God of Thunder, Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, Courageous, Facing the Giants, Fireproof, Moms' Night Out, God's Not Dead, and pretty much anything VeggieTales (sue me).

My favorite "oldie-goldie" shows and movies: The Princess Bride, Star Trek, The A-Team (the old series), Hogan's Heroes, The Roy Rogers Show, The Lone Ranger (show), My Fair Lady, Casablanca, The Nutcracker, My Pal Trigger, Singing in the Rain, the Wizard of Oz, The Sound of Music, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, anything starring Roy Rogers, Welcome Stranger, and so many more - I watch more oldies than I watch newbies.

My favorite books: The Chronicles of Narnia, The Silmarillion, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Virginian, Hind's Feet on High Places... and that's literally everything I have on my shelf. Apparently I read a lot more fanfiction than I thought. :}

My favorite music groups/singers: Home Free Vocal Band (check them out on YouTube!), Francesca Battistelli, Casting Crowns, Chris Tomlin, Rend Collective, Gaither Vocal Band, the Cathedrals, Bethel Music, Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, Shania Twain, Reba McEntire, George Strait, George Jones, Alabama, Josh Turner, Alan Jackson, John Michael Montgomery, Oak Ridge Boys, Randy Travis, Toby Kieth, Sons of the Pioneers, Disney, John Williams, James Horner, Hanz Zimmer, Howard Shore, Harry Gregson-Williams - I guess that's a good sampling. Basically, I listen to Christian, Classic Country, and Film Scores.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word - and do so at random moments - copy and paste this into your profile.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver

There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few by observation, and the rest to test the electric fences for themselves

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how you did it.

Only the Universe and human stupidity are infinite, and I'm not so sure about the former...

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, TV show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it becomes weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading, or movie/show you were watching because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.