Hello, I am not a writer, nor will I ever be a good writer. I have Ideas, and understand grammer,sort of, but I suck at story making. I have taken up the position of bring to others the joy of storys of fanfiction

note. I will read a story and skip over anything I dont like the idea of. I will put it in my favorites. it does not mean I like said thing, but if I enjoy the story, I will read it. if the story is good enough, I will put a yaio or yuri story in my favorite

Name. You shall know me by my monicker, M4 Sherman... or not... whatever... I dont care

age. Classified information... they wont tell me, so it must be

location. U.S.A.

PLEASE READ THIS BELOW WARNING OF EARTHS FATE, AND IN EXTENSION, HUMANITYS.

rant. Im sure you have all heard about global warming, and probably think that it wont happen. It will. there are six million cars on earth, spewing out pollution, and this can cause our death. if we dont act, if we, the people, dont tell our government's that we want change now... soon... there wont be any government to tell this anymore. just because we can destroy earth, dosnt mean it cant and wont destroy us. we live in a balance, one that can be easily destroyed. humanity can be destroyed, wheather from pollution, or war. we have to change, or we will die. its simple. I know Europe has plenty of wind for wid turbines, and costal lines to generate wave power. Africa has plenty of sunlight. the Asia, it has sun and waves. South America, it has sun, wind, and water. North America Has sun, wind, geothermal, natural gas. Why do we pay for expensive oil and coal, when we all have cleaner and safer power sources. we all have to change, before it is to late. If we can do this together, then we can live together, in peace. I leave you with the knowledge to save our earth. Please, for the ones that are'nt born, and never will be if we dont change, email and phone your goveners, representitives, delagates, prime ministers, president, anyone in power. filll their in boxs with you words, and their phones lines with your word. let the power of your hopes, and dreams, combine into the storm of humanity that will save our earth. It dosnt matter whether your black or white, Muslem or Christian, gay or strait, poor or rich, Democratic or Republican, American or Iraqi, North or South Korean. Make Your voice heard. we all must work together.

For earth

Likes. God, Jesus, salvation, Naruto, naruto fan fics, which I enjoy much more than the cannon, one peice, animorphs,reading about world war one and two, and fan fics with demonic naruto which is weird considering my first likes on this list, naruto hinata, naruto female kyubi. along with many others that I dont feel like mentioning. It would take to long

Dislikes. criminals, flamers, open perverts, flamers, corrupt people in power, flamers, murderers, abusers,flamers, racists,drugs,yiao scenes( I'll read the story,not the scene. no I dont have issues with people who like it, I just wont read it)and most importantly, needles. oh and unfinished fan fictions, and forgetting things, like how to work computers and websites. I have also just realised that I sevearly dislike all of the short one-shot storys.

I beg of you, please read and reveiw the storys on the favorite list... dont let the flame die... for the children. I didnt write them

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Put this in your profile

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

Qoutes

Huh. Sanity. What would I do with something as useless as that? Lucky for me I never had any such thing

Those that ignore history are doomed to repeat it; those who studied history are doomed to know its repeating.

Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again

Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much.

If the whole world depends on today's youth, I can't see the world lasting another 100 years. ( This is a serious statment)

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

"When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."

"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."

"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"

"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."

"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."

"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."

"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."

"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."

"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"

"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."

"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."

"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."

“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”

"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”

"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."

"Take a picture, it lasts longer."

"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."

"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"

"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"

"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"

"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."

"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."

You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."

"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."

"Hindsight is always 20/20."

Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.

STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards

Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.

Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes

Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute

Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either

You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."

"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"

"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."