Hello!

Pleased to meet you! Come in, come in!

Oh, I see you're wondering at the shotgun behind me. That's my dad's self-defense tool. Don't mind it. I have plans to get my CCW as soon as I turn 21 and take the class. Forget alcohol, I get guns.

Oh, yes, the wall-to-wall bookshelves on the left and right of you. Sorry, I have a lot of books. I really need to make some more bookshelves... I have an entire bag of books sitting behind this desk to put up, plus I need a section for "Books I Love To Hate" and another for "Books I Hate To Love." There are so many good books in the world, don't you think?

Ah, I see you're admiring my jar of Nutella. I think we all can agree that Nutella is certainly the gift of God to man. If you don't like Nutella, I will have serious doubts about your humanity.

Ooh, be careful with that, would you? My lovely iPod, who I named Lillian. Yes, I name inanimate objects. My computer's name is Maija. It's Finnish. I use my iPod to write quite a lot of things and talk to some of my favorite people. I am forever indebted to autocorrect for catching so many things that even my Grammar Nazi self has accidentally overlooked.

What? Oh, yes, that's my Grammar Nazi plaque. I got it for correcting 75 different peoples' grammar in one month. I believe I got that when I was eleven. I do enjoy correcting grammar; it makes the world a better place.

I'm glad you've noticed that, too! Yes, my t-shirt says ipray in the colors of the ebay logo. I enjoy showing my Christianity to the world. I'm not gonna shove it in your face, but that's my shirt you're reading! I have the right to say on my shirt that I think Jesus is cool, yeah? I enjoy these shirts. My dad gave them to me. Being a pastor and all, he really likes these.

What? You don't like Pastor's Kids? I'm sorry... that you have to miss out on my awesomeness!! Okay, just kidding. But seriously. Give me a shot. Let me show you why.

I write cool stuff. I'm not afraid to have people die bloody, horrible deaths to prove a point. Usually they're close friends of the main character, and usually it sets up something later. I write very vivid, intense stuff, usually in first person present. Believe me, I tried to write my first book in third person past, and it was terrible. I'm going to have to rewrite it, probably, in first person present. I'm currently on writing my second book, but don't ask to see it. It's oddly personal and very out of my comfort zone, and I'm not sure if I'll ever publish it. If I do, however, you'll be the first to know, after Ale'ek, Re'eka, and Emi'iss.

What's with the odd names?

Oh, sorry. They're from my second book. Names of my sisters in a different language. I'm sorry if I confused you.

My name's Eli'isa. You can call me that, because I like it. Eli'isa Kensen.

Anyway, I write because I love it. I'll write for things I just absolutely love. At the moment, my only story is a Tangled backstory fic. You should go read it. Because Ale'ek gave me the idea.

Anyway, I'll keep you updated.

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