Holy S*! a flying zebra!

hi, c2f here, waz up? i wanna be an author/editor yo, and u aint gonna stop me.

Before you read this and then go 'oh my god, learn some english' I know my english well...

but usein it rong iz mo' fun. JK

Now that you all know I'm crazy, lets get down to business. I made this acount to write to the best of my ability in the M section mostly. I get kind of sqweemish when I think of writng M on my other acount, because some people I know in my day-to-day life like to read my works. Lets just say some of my friends are... slightly conservative, or I just don't want to see the raised eyebrows when they read my stuff. I don't want them to think less of me. So welcome to my solution, a second acount, but don't worry if you read the story thats posted on my other acount, I'll still be updating as often, so, still practically never. Okay, some of you are probobly wondering what my other acount is, since I keep talking about it. Well, sorry to disappoint, that information will not be disclosed. Nah, Nah. kk, l8r -c2f.

Favorite pairings:

Twilight

Bree-Diego
Jasper-Edward
Emmett-Jasper
Bella-Jasper
Jacob-Bella
Jacob-Reneseme
Bella-Sam
Sam-Jacob
Jacob-Seth
Sam-Seth
Paul-Jared
Kim-Jared
Emmett-Edward
Edward-Jacob
Bella-Emmett
Bella-Edward

Harry Potter

Harry-Draco
Harry-Fenrir
Fred-George
Bill-Harry
Charlie-Harry
Hermione-Ron
Serius-Remus
Remus-Harry
Severus-Lucius
Severus-Lily Evans Potter
Severus-Remus
Severus-Serius
Severus-Harry
Severus-James Potter (the first)
Lucius-Harry

Darkest Powers

Chloe-Derek

The Hunger Games

Gale-Katniss
Peeta-Katniss

Maximum Ride

Max-Fang
Fang-Iggy
Iggy-Gazzy
Iggy-Max

Wings

Laural-David
Laural-Tamani

Ouran High School Host Club

Hunny-Mori
Mori-Haruhi
Tamaki-Haruhi
Kaoru-Haruhi
Hikaru-Haruhi
Kaoru-Hikaru
Kyouya-Haruhi
Kyouya-Tamaki

Vampire Knight

Zero-Ichiru
Kaname-Zero
Kaname-Yuki
Zero-Yuki

Favorite Stuff:

MUSIC!!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!

Friends!!!!!!!!

School!!!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!!!!!

Doing strange things!!!!!!!

Shopping!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!!!

High Heels!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tatoos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piercings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Video Games!!!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!!!!!!!!

Builing thingz!!!!!!!!

Reading!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stylish Hair!!!!!!!!!!!!

Playing with power toolz!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the friend willing to stand up for my friends who are in love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Add what you are too. Please do your part to end it.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their carcass off.

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Setzer, total fake

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Fuu, I don't know, she just annoys me

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Netherland

6. Least Favorite World?

Atlantica in the kh2, its only two rooms

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Bond to Flame

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

The struggle swords

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Valor

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling)

AkuRoku

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Riku and Axel, do you even see them interacting? Not much

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Cid and a moogle

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

see above

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have.

When people say Kingdom of Hearts. There. Is. No. Of!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Auron

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Yes

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Slightly

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yes, that is why he is so cool

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Sometimes

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, I think Olette and Hayner would be a better pairing

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I'll answer this question when I figure out what it means

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora, hes a total goofball, just like me

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I started laughing in class when my math teacher asked a student if they had it memorzied because it reminded me of Axel and I got wierd looks

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. I would want to cosplay as Roxas, I like his clothes

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Riku asks, "How am I gonna face everyone?" then Sora says, "Like this," and makes the goofiest face in the world

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Xemnas

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Axel

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Marluxia

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel of Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Leon

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Roxas, Riku, Demyx, Cloud, Leon

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

None

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Um, no clue

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom hearts 3

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, I beat it first

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Everything, there isn't a single thing I would change in them.