Lady Kaisa
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Joined 08-06-10, id: 2483563, Profile Updated: 08-19-13
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Ouran High School Host Club, Inheritance Cycle, Twilight, and Naruto.

Some quotes that I rather like:

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." -Aristotle

"If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees." -Khalil Gibran

"Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least." -Goethe

"The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said." -Peter F. Drucker

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist." -Gandhi


I am a flutist, singer, maker-of-stuff, and nurse-to-be; I've a habit of falling in love with worlds other than my own. This is extremely unlucky for me, because I have no subtle knife with which to cut through to different universes. It's a shame, no?

It's been a few years since I've posted or updated or.. really done anything on this site. I'm not done reading or writing, but... it's hard to get back into it. I'm trying, though. Maybe I'll even have something postable after a few months, yeah? I'd cross my fingers, but I can't type like that.

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Umbreytingu by Elfpen reviews
Toothless has somehow managed to get himself turned into a human. Hiccup is, understandably, having a strange day. Non-slash
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,516 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
a fish by pyrat-xo reviews
To stand back up every time life bowls you over; to be relentless and adaptive, unyielding in your conviction. Yachiru becomes a captain.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yachiru K. - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1117 - Favs: 4,279 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Froth by forthright reviews
AU. Few women have what it takes to work at Founder's, but when Sango complains to the manager about the coffee shop's flirtatious counter attendant, she's offered a job on the spot. A story told in bits and pieces. MirSan. COMPLETE.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,724 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Hooked by Silent Scribe reviews
The story of Rin, her one love, and Sesshomaru's determination to make it otherwise. Final chapter: "Fin."
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 60 - Words: 174,554 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Rin, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8530 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guardian by forthrightly reviews
COMPLETE. Chihiro spends a long, hot summer in a tiny seaside community, minding an old auntie's store, but a legend whispered by locals leads the young woman on a quest of rediscovery. A small story with small chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Temper by Scarbie reviews
Unohana always gets what she wants. And right now she wants Zaraki to get a flu shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/17/2009 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana
Selfish by merciful-malice reviews
A short story from the viewpoint of a girl in love with a boy who can't love her back and the bitter sweet things that mean so much to those that experience them.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Leap of Faith by Araeph reviews
Thanks to Shan Yu's devastation, China is weak and prone to internal strife. Mulan has faced war before, but not so close to home. To triumph this time, she must rally the people who know her...but have never seen her succeed. Complete, with epilogue!
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,381 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5724 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
And Ye Shall Receive by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
What would you give up for love? Your family, your reputation, even your life? One shot, missing moments, attempts to reconcile movie and book canon. Addresses the Susan Question. Spoilers for Prince Caspian movie and all Narnia books.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Courtesy Call by Tally Mark reviews
He always keeps his promises. SessKag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 181 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Interoffice Personnel Relations by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Death and King's Cross by sciathan file reviews
[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3780 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
What Kind of Fool Am I? by crazyroninchic reviews
The Witch King reflects after being stabbed. Rating for slight language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Love & Hate: The Collection by B.G.L.I reviews
A bunch of one-shots gathered together. Much fluff. Some humor. Some heartbreak. InuKag SanSess SanMir KagKou and more. Lots of entertainment. Rated for mushiness! Stories for all moods. ::yay::
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 9/3/2004
Guiding Star by Adamant Eve aka anna-neko reviews
At the wake of a terrible accident, Robin vowed to stay by Starfire’s side, but as the days progressed, Robin had to ask just who needed healing and who was guiding who. COMPLETE!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,749 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
Therapeutic by everstar reviews
One-shot. Kagome's not feeling well. Inuyasha helps.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Feminine Wiles by grandlarseny reviews
Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 223 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Animal Passion by Kristine Batey reviews
Forbidden love in the Sengoku Jidai ...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/29/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Sealed by Catwho reviews
Just what did happen to Inu-Yasha during those fifty years? And who is this Death person, anyway? Complete oneshot. [Revised]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2001 - Inuyasha - Complete
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Affairs of the Young
AU. The Uzumaki have long been renowned for their exceptional life force.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S., Mito U. - Complete
Scarred reviews
He is such an unnatural being, with his soul shredded into pieces. It's no wonder that something of nature can't stand him for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
Always Watching
They are not human, to say the least. But they are there, some always with the Host Club, some watching from afar... How various "observers" see various members of the Host Club.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 797 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011
Honey and Spice reviews
On why Kebi stays with Amun. Rating due to implication of "adult stuff".
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Kebi, Amun - Complete
Before the Siege reviews
She is no stranger to suffering, but even she needs a little help sometimes.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Elva, Solembum - Complete
Witness reviews
"They had had a cat... perhaps it had perished, like his parents, at Godric's Hollow... or else fled when there was nobody left to feed it..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.