My profile went that way --

1. Katniss

2. Peeta

3. Prim

4. Gale

5. Finnick

6. Buttercup

7. Pres. Snow

8. Clove.

9. Cato

10. Glimmer

11. Pres. Coin

12. Effie

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Buttercup and Coin? Noooo

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yes. He's Peeta, of course he's hot.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Effie got Clove pregnant? WTF????

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Yeah, lot's of cato/clove

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Depends if Peeta's a cat person...

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

umm... Glimmer and Finnick I guess...

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Prim always secretly wanted someone other than Katniss to win the Games... lol

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

NOOO?! Katniss and Clove?

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Pink Snow...

11) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

OMG! This will mess up my hair!

12)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

ummm... Sexy naughty bitchy me... lol

13) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ummm, lot's of fluff, mostly Buttercup's and Effie's hair...

14) What wou/d be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Ummm, so your from 12, because I'd give you a 12/10... lol

15) How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

GO CLOVE! and confused...

16) What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

SHIT! Now I can't marry him!... Oh well there's always Peeta...

17)Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Ohhh perfect lol.

Peeta has always loved Katniss, but it's too late when Katniss realised she loves him back.

18)Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Clove, Coin or Peeta...

I'M COMING PEETA!

19)Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?

Glimmer

20)Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

Prim. She would be all adorable... :)

21)Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

Effie WTF???

1.Katniss

2.Prim

3.Rue

4.Snow

5. Peeta

6.Finnick

7.Coin

8. Gale

9.Cato

10.Clove

11.Annie

12.Haymitch

1. Have you ever though of Six and Eleven as best friends?

Finnick and Annie? A little more I think...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

EWWWW

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Haymitch got Gale preggo? WTF???

4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine?

Ummmm.. no.. nothing.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

LOLWUT

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Peeta/Clove makes more sense

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

yes... Gale/Katniss

8. What score would you give to Five if you were the Gamemaker?

12 :)

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Katniss and Coin were in a happy realonship until Coin runs off with Catpo, Katniss, brokenhearted has a one night stand with Annie and a unhappy affair with Finnick before follwing Peeta's advice and finding true love with Effie... WTTFFFF???

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 hot?

No.

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

No.

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?

No.

14. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Prim having sex with Effie... excuse me but WTF?

15. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve in a love scene?

Coin and Effie, ummm fluffy pink coins lol

16. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I hate your sister... but not you...

17. What would be a good title for this?

Sissys and Killers...

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

I don't know who I hate more...

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I'd ask if they could set us up ;)

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

STOP CHEATING ON YOUR HUSBAND ANNIE!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Prim is too sweet for that :)

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for thsmart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

GO AWAY CLOVE!

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Katniss, chill woman...

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

F-OFF Gale...

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Finnick, we know you like your looks but wth...

26. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Snow, Coin and Clove singing the duck song? Really?

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

Prim: YES Coin: NNNOOO

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

Gale would say something mean like "But Peeta is crazy!"

29. Would (2) most likely be related to (10) or (9)?

Glimmer, Cato's too mean :)

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

Probably his own hairbrush...

31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two.

Prim? Sorry I'm not gay... or a pedo...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Katniss!!! Go away!

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Prim, again...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

AHHHH

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Snow and Cato? I guess they're both evil...

5 cooked you dinner?

Awww thanks for the cake Peeta!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Why hello there Finnick...

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Coin... ughhh

8 got into the hospital somehow?

FINALLY!

9 made fun of your friends?

Have a knuckle sandwich Cato!

10 ignored you all the time?

I'm cool with that.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Prim... she's a healer! DUH!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Probably blaim it on coin.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

He'd stop me :)

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

He'd hopefully speak now!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Don't be stupid.

You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 calm you down?

By saying something stupid and Gale-ish

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Teaching me trash-talk

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Get annoyed and throw a knife at me.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Katniss? Ummm, I guess I like her hair...

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Go out with Rory Prim, NOT Cato!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

STRAIGHT

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Why does everyone like Cato?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

They did ;)

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

She's jealous cuz mine's slicker than hers.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

No duh.

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Noo!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

She'd get fired for killing an annoying customer.

1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?

Sure,

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

Just as odd as it sounds.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

PEETA GET THAT THING OFF

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Probably tell Finnick to stop swearing at Children (She'd be in a tree not a bush!)

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

That it's accurate about him.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills soda all over him?

Stab Peeta in the leg... again.

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Sure! Aww Rue..

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

Snow V Coin? WHEN WAS THAT?

5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it?

Bread...

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

How K loves P... remember that, in the book? ;)

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do?

Cato would probably kill her for being a pedo... again.

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Apart from Rue, that's pretty accurate... CUZ HE'S EVIL

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

FINNICK WOULD PROBABLY WIN, Peeta's too much of a hippie XD

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

I guess Katniss is Happy and 10 is crying...

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

GO AWAY SHRIMP

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?

He'd fight... YEAH

Make up an e-mail address for 6:

sexyandiknowit@victors.com