LunaLancasterHitachiinKagamine Poll: Bill Kaulitz just killed himself in his Hotel. God forbid that happens, but if it did your reaction would be... Vote Now! |
 Author has written 7 stories for Vocaloid, Twilight, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Ouran High School Host Club, and Kuroshitsuji. HI yall!! my name is Luna, and i be 13 years young...my latest obsession is Tokio Hotel (luv ya Gusti!! ) and im also a fan of Paramore. I, LunaLancasterHitachiinKagamine, pledge (and begun) to join the Fight Fire With Fire revouution. If someone flames your story, you should have the right to flame back, right?? Right! Copy this and paste your name if you wanna join!! Squee!!! LunaLancasterHitachiinKagamine, JUMBIELUVR101 1. Real TH fans know more songs than Monsoon. XXXPUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A REAL TH FANXXX .Barely speaking, My friends, That man... Gustav Schafer, Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan I love Bill's cute front teeth. 1. G: orgeous! 1. T: otally hot! 1. B: estest sexiest talented singer! 1. G: reat! I Pledge Allegiance, To Tokio Hotel of Germany. You say pink, I say black. God had a perfect plan, he want ~Sexy Hips~ ~Kaulitz~ ~Style~ Your parents roll their eyes or drone you out when you go on and on about Tokio Hotel and random facts you learned about them. Ŧ TOKIO HOTEL: It takes a minute to like their looks. It takes a song to like their music. It takes an hour to fall in love with them. It takes a day to become obsessed with them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them. I ...tokiohotelto... God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE! TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER! I pledge allegiance to the music, of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel. MY motto: Tokio Hotel. Because life is too short not to be their fan. (Got that from Tokio Hotel fansite!!) 90% of girls would scream if miley cyrus was on top of the empire building copy and paste if you are in the 10 screaming "JUMP!" My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you want child abuse to stop copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to this list: Narutofang91, Aliex is Bills Kleiner Android, LunaLancaster, JUMBIE LUVR 101 -x- I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? I ran with scissors and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts do. "There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen to, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. a day without sunshine...is...well...night... The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. I’m not afraid of death what’s he gonna do kill me? When you want to insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. so when you insult them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes! "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adam Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." The road to success is always under construction. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me. Being mature is overrated. One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. Everyone's different? What a laugh. The world is full of clones... If you've ever tripped over your own feet and laughed because it's something Bella would do, but then cried because Jacob ( Haha Edward) isn't there to catch you, copy and paste this into your profile. If the previous statement has never happened to you, and you facepalmed at the sheer stupidity of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever listened to a song over and over again until your friends were forced to hijack the stereo, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 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And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile If you LOVE JAMES STARK, Copy and paste this into your profile If you prefer Twilight the book to Twilight the movie, Copy and paste this into your profile If you think Nessie should have never happened, Copy and paste this into your profile Im a supporter of Harry potter, and Damn proud of it. If Your a proud fan too, copy this to your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm Irish, I have no choice) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills or Desperate house wives religiously, never have, never will, and are damn proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Vocaloids, and arent afraid to show it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you HATE LenXMiku, LenXRin, or LenXKaito, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Besides, Len is MIIIIINE!) If you think Len and Tamaki are a better couple than Hikaru and kaoru, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the NicoNico chorus's are better than the original songs, copy and paste them onto your profile. If your suprised that skimpy 'World Is Mine' outift hasn't gotten Miku pregnant yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. (Gullible people..) Crazy is when you always put something not even remotely related to the green card in Apples to Apples. Crazy is when you listen to a song and it ends you keep acting like its still playing. Crazy is when stare into space for about 20 min. when your bored. Crazy is when you call your bff and say hi and hang up. Crazy is when you make up words from different words like yolha.(yo and aloha combined.) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!- Copy and paste this into your profile if you could read it! 92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you think Hikaoru is the Japanese Jedward, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you're a Dixie Chicks fan and proud copy and paste this on to your profile! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. -x- YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... x You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) x You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?') x When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') x After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' x You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. x No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. x The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (note the random numbers that now pop up when I type...) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. x People think you have A.D.D. x You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. x You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. x You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason x Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) I’ll just pretend to hug you until you come back... want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you absolutely fell in love with Hikaru and Kaoru in the Anime, post this to your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did. One day your prince will come. Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friends is insane, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile. If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don't care copy and paste this is your profile If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. if u have ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into ur profile and add ur name and who u looooove onto the list! : Rose angel 428, Fang from maximum ride, Artie form Glee, Puck from sisters grimm, Ash from Night World series, nik46342, ArtistAngel644, Kaulitz996 Kaoru Hitachiin...(Hes real, I KNOW it!!) And Jacob Black. Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile If you think Iggy is hot copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Zero is a sexy Vampire, copy and paste this to your profile. There is no I in team. But there is an I in win. There is no I in lose. If you agree, post this on your profile. If you're in love with the MR series, copy this into your profile. How old are you? Uhh...Why? Fine, 13!! Where do you live? Gustav Schafers bedroom, Humanoid city ;) What's your favorite kind of music? Anything Tokio Hotel or Paramore. What's your favorite name? Luna for a girl, tom and Bill for boys Do you support any real life couples? Uh... not really. XD What are your favorite book? Whatever you prefer, I just need the question answered. Uh... isn't it obvious? TWILIGHT all the way for sure! What are your favortie TV Shows? Tokio Hotel TV...Family Guy, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Tsukoyumi: Moon Phase, Fruits Basket. What was your most embarrsing moment? Uhhh...I'm NOT Telling you... What's your current obsession? Tokio Hotel!! (Squee!!!!) Favourite movies? Baby Mama, and Juno...(Pie balls!!) Favorite bands? TOKIO HOTEL!!!!! And, of course, Paramore What is your favorite quote? Never throw the first punch in a fight. THATS what the cops count. What's your favorite closing?WAFFLES!! Try Not To Cry: Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God Just keep this in your heart, Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Random Facts: Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".. Almonds are members of the peach family. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. The youngest pope was 11 years old. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. A snail can sleep for 3 years. 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You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. Cat's urine glows under a black light. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Polar bears are left-handed. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. First novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. Donald Duck comics were once banned in Finland because he doesn't wear trousers. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death. Butterflies taste with their feet. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Starfish haven't got brains. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. T he national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63 of its size, "L.A." A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life". The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz." The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. The average secretary's left hand does 56 of the typing. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. There are more chickens than people in the world. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. 10 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart 1. Dart around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them behind a shelf. Quotes!: "Coke, it's not just for breakfast anymore."--Fang, Maximum Ride The Angel Expirement. "You die when we die."--Fang-MR:SoF "Man, you weigh a ton; what've you been eating, rocks?" -Fang "Why? Is your head missing some?"-Max "Holy (Insert your choice of a swear word here)," said Fang- MR-IDK what book! "So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max "Thanks, Chuck Norris" "Forget it! Nobody's getting married! Not in New Hampshire, or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox. Now go to sleep before I kill you." Max-MR:MAX "The sky was red. There was a penguin looking at him. Wait, a penguin?"--Fang's Dream-Avian Flu by St.Fang of Boredom "I choose you, Max" Fang-MR:MAX (Pokemon!) "I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy-MR:StWaOES "I vill now destroy de snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy-MR: StWaOES ""I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy-MR:StWaOES "South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX "Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice-SOF "I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-AE "Lets play which one is hikaru and kaoru game!- Hikaru and Kaoru Stop imagining werid stuff! Thats why you keep getting called a pervert!- Haruhi Haruhi: Senpai can you not increase the amount of trash here? Tamaki: Forget this pool! We'll go this way! (They see crocodiles) Tamaki: (Whispering) Idiots. If Haruhi thinks it's a pool then let it be a pool! Don't make Haruhi feel insulted! It's like the commoners touching knowledge! We're the keepers of fun and joy! - Hikaru and Kaoru "When I become Fuhrer, all female personnel in the military ... will have to wear mini-skirts!!" -- Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist) "WHO DID YOU SAY WAS A MICROSCOPIC SHORT BEAN THAT DOESNT SHOW UP IN YOUR EYES?!" --Edward (Full Metal Alchemist) Tamaki Suoh: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language! Tamaki: Then...That makes me and Haruhi the main characters!!! Which means were love interests!!!! Kaoru and Hikaru: Then what does that make us?... Tamaki: THAT makes you the homosexual sidecast!! All: -_-'' STAY IN SKOOL AND DONT DO DRUGS!!! PEACE, MEH HOMEFRIES!!!!!!!!! |
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