By a stroke of luck or by a gift from God, Anne Boleyn escapes the executioner's block with her head intact, and her crown―for now, at least. Death, as Anne comes to realize, might almost have been easier.

There's no safest place for a child as loved as Gideon than with his parents. Even if it's decades before he's born and they were still master and maid.

Series of one-shots.

When Rumpelstiltskin's father presents him to the royals, the king and queen know a good thing when the imp-like child spins straw into gold. They barter for him and keep him as their "pet." Years pass and the new royals wish for him to marry. Opposed to it at first, he soon agrees to it upon meeting his bride. Unbeknownst to him, Belle has secrets of her own.

Dark Castle AU: Belle was supposed to be only Rumplestiltskin's maid, but then, things changed.

Once a year, the real Sarah and Jareth get together and lament how they were miscast in the movie. Snarky, satirical crackfic.

Niles has an argument with Maxwell and is fired, finding himself without a job or a place to live. Will he receive help from a certain blonde socialite, and can Mr. Sheffield be persuaded to take his butler back?

C-124. This was who he was. Rick C-124. He was gonna be better than all the other Ricks. He was gonna be smarter. But when he returns from his years of isolation to find his daughter, he ends up finding her son Morty. He would make sure he would be better too. Better like him.

Transported south alongside his former partner, now his sworn enemy, for their murderous and cannibalistic crimes, Sweeney Todd's plans for his own future entail a strong rope around his neck and a sturdy tree. But when Mrs. Lovett pulls an impromptu escape, they must learn to cooperate once again. Sweenett.

Ophelia has once again, been gilted. Try as she might, she never can seem to make a man stay. She has once again found herself knocking on her sister's door. After explaining her situation, Uncle Fester decides to teach her how to keep a man... but perhaps she may be getting the wrong impression. Also, the OC is Ophelia.

After Edward leaves in New Moon, Bella is devastated...but then she is seeking her revenge. But how do you get revenge on a hundred year old vampire? Quite simple, actually. Do what he would hate the most. It's time to meet the dark side of Isabella Swan.

AU. Each night, in Lord Maurice's castle, the revelers dance, celebrating their deliverance from the Ogres. Belle, mistress of Lord Gaston, endures it as she endures everything since her husband, Rumplestiltskin, died, trying to protect their son, Baelfire-till Lord Maurice sells the boy to a vengeful Dark One. Nominated for Best Rumbelle AU for the TEA awards.

Modern Spinner!Rumple domestic violence shelter AU (non-Mr. Gold). Bobby leaves his abusive wife for a shelter only to find complications in one of the women he meets there.

Somehow, I had managed to do the impossible again. Me being the first girl werewolf EVER wasn’t enough- they had to go and make me imprint on a vampire.

Harley/Joker. When their daughter is kidnapped, Harley and her Puddin' fight over his perceived lack of love for their child. Joker's realization that he loves their daughter leads him down a dark path of self-destruction, and turns him into a ticking time bomb - after all, nothing is stronger than a parent's love. One-Shot.

Terk had always known Tarzan. That doesn't mean she always liked him. "If you asked her what she thought of Tarzan, she would say pain."

"Normal is a setting on the dryer. It's not meant for people like us." But the Joker has made his peace with that. Because if he was normal, he never would have met Harley Quinn - and wasn't that a dark thought?

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

He'd had psychiatrists before. None of them were as uniquely individual as Dr. Harleen Quinzel was. He didn't care so much about killing them or making them insane enough to share a wall with him from the next room over. Her, though…he could see something different in her. And he wanted to change her - into his Harley Quinn. He wanted to make her perfect.

Harley/Joker. Harley/Deadshot. Early on in teaming with the Joker, Harley messes up big time and after facing the consequences, tries to end it all. When she comes to, she's not the same Harley the Joker remembers - she's empowered and ready and able to leave him. But is the Joker ready to give her up? Please Review!

Once upon a time there was a Wicked Sorcerer. Everybody knew that he was wicked; everybody said so! He said so, himself. Besides, he looked wicked: his skin was an unnatural blue and his head was large and round and bald as the moon. Probably he had been cursed to look like that, people said, for being so wicked. (fairytale AU)

When you are loved, you grow wings.

Roxanne attempts to court Megamind in the fashion of his home planet.

Joker/Harley. Full list of warnings inside. Harley finally did it. She walked out on him. And the Joker isn't handling his new role as a single father very well. One-Shot.

Disguised as a male soldier and wanted for treason, Safira is forced into hiding inside of Notre Dame where she meets the kind hearted hunchback. As his compassionate nature slowly warms her frozen heart, her passion sets his passive blood aflame as together they learn the true meaning of bravery and love. [Quasi x OC]

Historical AU: After suffering a horrific violation, Lady Belle finds herself alone and traumatized with a ruined reputation. Her father's neighbor and creditor Mr. Gold says he'll forgive his debt in exchange for her hand in marriage. Despite her reservations, she accepts. But is he really the man she thought he was? Trigger warning for rape aftermath & PTSD

In an attempt to deal with his unwanted *feelings*, Megamind decides to fake a proposal to Roxanne on April Fools' Day. Of course, Megamind's plans never go quite like he expects...

Take a sister in exchange for another; fate just loves messing with your family. (Zuko with his sisters) [spoilers S&S p2]

After an odd meeting with one of Rumplestiltskin's guests, Belle finds herself thrown some 300 years into the past. She faces a war, a fire, a sorcerer, and... oh yes, the spinner sobbing at her feet who bears a remarkably familiar face. (Now complete!)

Mrs.Lovett, being a woman, has never received a proper education. When Sweeney finds out he decides to take her up on some lessons and finds that, although she's slightly illiterate, she has a beautiful mind. Rated M for language and later chapters.

In a world quickly loosing magic an imp finds itself old, alone and forgotten. Luckily for him loneliness attracts loneliness. Based on the prompt: Follow me into the dark for Tumblr's Rumbelle Secret Santa in July 2015.

You know that scene toward the end of Titanic when Jack and Rose definitely would have both fit on that wooden thing but instead he lets Rose hog the whole thing and he just floats in the freezing sea and dies? What the hell? And why isn't Jack more amazed by all the food when he eats in the fancy first-class dining room? We think the story should have gone a little more like this:

After Dean ditches Cas's ass, Meg finds Cas working at a gas station. They eat some pizza. [Meg/Cas. Contains dubious consent, discussion of past rape, and the consent issues associated with demonic possession.]

Fran, CC, and Niles take a personality test.

Mugen is beyond redemption (implied MuFu)

Leah leaves the field of the Volturi confrontation with something she never expected. An Imprint.

Mugen doesn't mean half of what he says. Fuu takes him at his word in a vulnerable moment. Everything falls apart. Overt MuFu, light FuJin. (Update: second chapter coming!)

Remix of Petals, which should be read first. After their wedding night, Gold and Belle do confess their feelings for each other, but each of them continues to assume the other wants Belle to have her reconstructive surgery.

You guessed it; another 100 one-shot challenge. Come help cheer me on, or at least read my latest submission. Anti-CosmoxAnti-Wanda-centred! (Off hiatus? We just don't know)

After surviving a fire when she was a child, Belle French' face is scarred. She works for the seclusive Mr. Gold and tends to his rose garden, never realizing that the shy man has fallen in love with her. Unable to believe she will ever return his feelings, he proposes a deal instead: he'll pay for her reconstructive surgery if she agrees to marry him. AU/No curse

Sometimes, loving a person who doesn't love you back can get really tiring.

After Niles realizes his feelings for CC, he does what Niles would do: gets himself another girlfriend.

"Oh, yes! YES! Oh GOD, this is good!" ... A little Stock-Tip-alternative ... Inspired by an Instagram post I've seen once (Niles is under the desk). One Shot.

Sam never signed on for raising a teenage girl, but with Dean gone after the showdown at Sucrocorp, Emma is the only family Sam has left. Can these two stop hunting, stop running, and have a normal life? They're Winchesters, so I doubt it. AU based on 7:13 The Slice Girls and a sequel to Man, Our Lives Are Weird.

While Zira is busy spying in the Pridelands at night, Nuka has to entertain his siblings with bedtime stories. Unfortunately for them, he has a very specific idea of storytelling...

Jasmine, no longer a carefree Princess, but the Sultana of her father's kingdom, is lonely and a little lost. There is someone she could look to for guidance if she a can trust him, and if she can trust herself. Jafar x Jasmine

Rumplestilskin asks for comfort in their new world. Regina finds a new way to torment the imp by having him married to his worst enemy, Captain Hook. Golden Hook, some Rumbelle, total crack. Rated M for language.

A surprise from CC's past disrupts Niles and CC's lives.

Belle French, antiques book dealer and restorer, find herself befriending and odd but compelling couple, Gomez and Morticia Addams. It is while she restores the family library that Cousin Rumple first stumbles into her, and the sparks are immediate. But the deeper Belle goes into the strange world of the Addams's the more worried friends and family members grow.

A few quick drabbles I wrote about the mothers of psychos after Freak Show got me all emotional. Weird fact: the word count is 666.

Inside every individual, darkness dwelled large or small. A terrible threat hung over Kagome's village. To save them all, she journeyed to the Inu no Kami's temple to beseech divine intervention. Instead, danger befell her. Rather than obtaining help from a merciful god, another stepped in to slaughter her enemies, but for a price. An Inugami did nothing for free.

Chased by clerics with evil intentions, Belle flees to an isolated village. There, an outcast and abandoned Rumplestiltskin toils under terrible obligation to support his beloved son. Two lonely candles in an ocean of darkness. A Spinner!Rum AU.

Gold gets a text on accident with the picture of a blue-eyed woman and the words "With love from Paris." He never deletes it, looking at it frequently. And one day, the woman walks into his shop. [one-shot]

Before Rick and Morty could be a thing, Rick had to meet Mary. This is how. And BOY was she a BITCH. (Mary is my interpretation of Rick's wife and Beth's mother)

Things go from complicated to downright ridiculous as Kagome finds herself the focus of one overly curious dog lord's interest. *sequel to Good Enough to Eat*

"I stay with him and hope that when the nightmares come… It will be my name he calls. It never is." AU Corpse Bride in which Victor and Emily never renew their vows in the land of the living.

It's a boy. Worse, it's a brown- eyed, dark-haired boy, and Rumple is disappointed, though Belle and the child will never suspect. Rumbelle. -If you enjoy this or any of my stories, would you please consider voting for one or more of the four stories I have in the running for the Espenson Awards on Tumblr? Voting ends Feb. 7. Thanks!

Hadn't it been for that dazzling smile of hers, he would have never married that spoiled, selfish, nagging, pestering, unbearable little bitch that was Nora Montgomery, née Hamilton.

After Megamind becomes Overlord, the inmates of the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted wonder: will he remember them? One-shot, rated T because prisoners cuss a lot.

COMPLETE! After an encounter in the middle of the forest with Sesshomaru, Kagome finds herself put through sshomaru experiences some problem with his beast. Will Sesshomaru remain cold-heart, or can he realize that it isn't such a disgrace after all?

Waking up in an empty bed, was not unusual for Charles Montgomery Burns. He slept as he was born and, until recent events, suspected he would die - alone. So why on this particular morning, did he shamefully want his faithful assistant and boy toy to stay and cuddle? Burns/Smithers established relationship. Shameless fluff.

Homer never understood what his boss, Mr Smithers, had against him. After Homer gets the pink slip, disgustingly drunk, and into a bar fight with the guy, a few knocks to the head and the Carl Douglas classic jog his memory of the many years he bullied Smithers as a kid. To make it up to him and get his job back, Homer decides he's gonna get Smithers the one thing he wants most.

An early Sweenett Valentine's Day one- shot.

AU based on 7:13 The Slice Girls. Dean's one night stand with an Amazon results in a crazy, man-killing daughter. But what if Emma was sincere? This is what I imagine might have happened. Loosely follows the general plotline of Season 7. Please join me for the sequel, My So-Called Normal Life.

Touching her is impossible. (Language warning.)

Prompt: Belle was born with an unusual condition. She is unable to survive without wearing the current month's birthstone on her person. But with a series of unfortunate events that left Belle with an ailing father and a huge amount of debt, she is forced to sell most of the stones. She has no diamonds left. And with April fast approaching, Belle is forced to marry Mr. Gold.

Everyone's favorite demon barber gets way more than he bargained for when he helps Mrs. Lovett move some of her ancestor's belongings and Toby's kitten makes a nuisance of himself.

The five times Aphrodite experienced literal heartache, and the one time Hephaestus was there for her. "It's alright. I'm here. You don't have to worry." One-shot. Companion fic to 'The Blessing of Pain'. T for language and themes.

Australian Biologist and animal behaviour expert Belle French goes into the African jungle hoping to relocate as many animals as possible before mining destroys the ecosystem. What she finds there, however, is much more than she ever expected. (Tarzan AU)

Attend the afterlives of Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett. Toddvett/Sweenett.

Toby gets advice from the infamous barber and baker on how to get a girl. read and find out who gave the best advice!

Mrs. Lovett is taken ill, and Sweeney is most discomfited by the diagnosis. Giddy, goofy Sweenett fluff!

The King changes his favorite punishment from bogging to babysitting. It is turning out to be far more effective. A story of the Goblin King, his Queen, and their holy terror of a Crown Princess. Sequel-ish to Forever.

Sequel to Packs Opinions. Leah and Paul deal with the up and downs of pregnancy and the road to parenthood. Throw in vegetarian vampires, a vengeful ex, a pack of shapeshifters, crazy mood swings, and you get a whole lot of drama!

Oneshot. "I promised you forever, Sarah. And that is what you shall have."

A deceptive dream brings Sarah once again into the powerful clutches of the Goblin King. He's watched her dreams and heard her whispered wishes, and this time nothing will compel him to let her go.

Male version of Coraline, with a slightly different, SLASH and smut-filled plot. More chappies go up if I get good reviews. Male!CoralineXWybie COMPLETED FINALLY

Prompt from repeatinglitanies: Belle and Rumpel unknowingly consume a magical nectar in front of two witnesses (Gepetto's puppet parents), effectively making them married in the eyes of magic. Now they can't be more than ten feet away from each other until the marriage is consummated.

After crashing her car in the middle of no where,Bella is left on the ground alone, once again, in the rain, crying after another painful and crushing blow to her life. But this time, she gets up, and meets the man that will change her life. Rated M BxA

A small summer fic set post-series in a steamy New York City. Companion piece to my "On a Snowy Evening."

A Series or Ugly Americans Post-eps. Mainly Mark/Callie. Please read and review.

Instead of Violet getting turned into a blueberry, it was her mother...and Violet isn't happy about it. Now she's more determined than ever to outlast the other kids and turn the tables on a certain eccentric chocolatier. (COMPLETE!)

With love, elation, and a certain bit of trepidation, Niles and C.C. begin the first day of the rest of their lives.

"You'll be a good father, won't you?" A father? He hadn't actually thought much of being a father, the whole parenting and caring part. He wasn't nervous though; he just didn't care. "I'll try," Scar said. ONE-SHOT, Cover created by me

She's been trapped in an abusive relationship for years. But when it finally gets out of hand, there's someone there to pick up the pieces that are left behind. Drabble-fic, AU.

This is a Leah and Emmett fic. You have to read it to see if you like it.

Passing herself as a bride-to-be was the strangest favour Belle French had ever done a friend, but she was confident she could pull it off. And then she went and fell in love with the designer. Based on a prompt from Tumblr.

"My heart and my head are two of my worst enemies. They are like the devil and angel, only I can't figure out which one is which." - Small Sweenett ficlet. Please R&R

Leah is about to get revenge on her ex. Who will be her partner in crime?

COMPLETED! NEW CHAPTERS BY PHANTOMPHOENIX4! After a Dory-related accident with some toxic waste, Marlin and lil' blue herself are stuck as human teenagers, stranded in Sydney. Meanwhile, Nemo and the 'Tank Gang' search for them.

Somehow Sweeney realizes that his priorities have shifted throughout the past weeks. Suddenly revenge is not the most important thing anymore. But what is? - Sweenett without a doubt. One-shot.

"Miss Babcock loves to be taken in the library." A CC/Niles pre-ep for the pilot, 1x01.

What happens when Sweeney gets a bit jealous? R&R, please. Crossover :D Sweenett, of course!

Paul gets bitten by a vampire and Rachel isn't around to take care of him. So, Leah decides to step in. And really; with those two in the same room, does the situation ever end up as anything besides messy? Well, that... And more. PaulxLeah.

"She likes you the best." Eustace grumbled as he turned away from that wretched dog and went back to his business. *oneshot*

[One Shot] At first you were happy, your family finally had their happy ending. You were happy. Until one day, you weren't.

To save the Library from closing, librarian Belle French and her friend Ruby sell their kisses to raise money. Gold is not amused.

She imagined her groom stuttering over his words and managing to slip the ring on her finger after almost dropping it but in reality her husband was loud, his echo dooming. Today the dead rose. A corpse stood before the alter and-Who was this man who stood straight and confident? This wasn't her Victor, but it was. VictorxEmily

What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed sins of his past.

Rumpelstiltskin quickly finds out his new caretaker is not as innocent and shy as he first thought. The problem? She has no memory of it the next morning! Rated M for sexy times!

A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.

Now, it hadn't been that long since he had come back to her, but already she had mesmirized every line on his beautiful face. And she knew that look.- 'We could 'ave a good life, you an I.' Her hands were fiddling still with the string as she had yet to pull off. 'Maybe not like wot I dreamed. Maybe...not like you remember, but we could get b-'

After an encounter with the judge, Nellie Lovett is smitten with another man, much to Mr. Sweeney Todd's dismay, along with Toby's great displeasure. But who exactly is this new man? Sometimes, you may think you have it good, but it may just cost you your life...

This woman was his and his alone. Just a oneshot. (mild smut)

Sesshoumaru's mother decides that the Western lands need an heir and hires a Matchmaker to deal with the job. She soon realises that no arrow of Amor could make Sesshoumaru fall and thus resorts to more extreme means - or rather it would seem, to a chain.

Just after the events of the film, the Cat decides to confront his oldest and greatest enemy - and to seek what resolutions and answers he can, from the remnants of their history together.

Just because a door is closed, doesn't mean you can't hear what's on the other side of it. One-shot.

In the aftermath of the newborn war the Cullens celebrate their triumph against Victoria, little do they know that their victory will be short lived. A visitor comes calling that could change Bella's life forever.

The Volturi want Bella, after she caught the eye of one of the guard. Finally off haitus. Quick note, will be replaced by chapter 4 very soon. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

"My next words are fed to me through my hidden earpiece, and for one flash of a moment, I cannot say them." Two short looks at Marlon's thoughts on his friendship with Truman. Won't make sense unless you've seen the movie.

The Cullens and wolf packs are at peace, and Leah has begun to feel almost normal. When the half-vampire Nahuel returns and the unthinkable happens, Leah faces life-changing choices and a frightening, evil foe from Nahuel's past. Rated M for a reason.

When a tragedy tore her and InuYasha apart, Kagome goes to a wedding that will change her life forever.

Elizabeth is queen of the golden age, Henry is a ghost.

Anti-Cosmo's in denial; Anti-Wanda likes raspberry punch. AKA Your Daily Dose Of ACAW Fluff. Not much to say, really, just R&R.

Imagine if Simba didn't kill Scar... Clichè idea for a story? Wait till you see the twisted development! It's mostly 'Simbas Pride' gone bad. Rated T for cursing, violance and other things...

Ed gets a much needed bath. EdxEdd

FIRMLY Movie-verse. Rated M for language and...other very good reasons. Older and wiser Lydia, freshly divorced, returns to the Winter River house of her youth to do some soul searching. She unwittingly releases Beetlejuice from his 20-year prison, and he's in the mood to collect on the debt she owes him.

"It is not flesh and blood, but the heart, which makes us fathers and sons." The warden is about the find that out when an exceptional blue baby comes into his life, bringing both joy and heartbreak. Epilogue is up and this story is COMPLETE!

He knows he's stepped in something that he isn't going to scrape off easily.

Rumbelle AU, where Belle trades away an unborn child to Rumpelstiltskin in return for her freedom. The curse hits before he can collect, but their deal is more complex than he ever imagined.

Tired of dealing with stubborn sons and daughters who don't want to find that special someone in life? Are you a parent who's sick of waiting for the pitter patter of little feet? Well Grandkids on Demand is the place to go. -Pure Crack Fic!

After Regina trades Belle back to him, for a price, Mr Gold focuses on trying to make her better. Rumbelle.

Trying to complete his blue prints Hoagie thinks one of his kids are out to get him, when he tells one of his daughter a tall tale about babies and teeth steeling he gets into a lot of reprcussionss. Drabble.

Soon they are spinning, spinning through the cellar, and Mrs. Lovett likes to think his breathless laugh is the last sound she will ever hear.

Later, the chance of it will break him. To think he might have missed her, had he slept well the night before. Gold/Belle

A collection of 100 word Sweenett/Toddvett drabbles.

AU. The Great Dog General of The West is incapable of giving his third wife a child due to an ancient curse. So, he turns to his eldest son, not knowing that Sesshomaru holds a secret under his cold exterior.

AU. In a battle against the Eastern lands, Sesshomaru called forth many women to sleep with. In a careless glance, he gave Kagome away to Ryu. His feelings for her began to germinate. Complete

COMPLETE The Shikon no Tama was complete. Sesshomaru knew what Kagome was going to wish for, and he knew it was a mistake, so in trying to stop her he accidentally trapped them inside the wicked and despised item. Written for Dokuga Exchange 2011

They've always been bitter together on the holidays. Written for EspoirDio's Niles/CC Advent Calendar.

Who would've guessed it? That boy could be trusted. Fuugen. Oneshot.

She's almost certain that a single night of really, really good sex, no matter how fantastically mind blowing in its wonderfulness, should not all but alter her personality.

It's Johanna's POV as Anthony sings the song named in her honor!

The five-second version, mixed in with some strong opinions. Strong language

The events of 1922 to 1926 from the perspective of the most innocent of observers - The House. Finished unless I'm encouraged to add to it.

She lived the life of luxury with her husband, James, but he beats her. She turns to an unlikely friend for help to escape James. She moves to Forks, becomes Bella Swan & meets Edward. Sleeping with the Enemy, Twilight style

Inuyasha plays a prank on his older brother Sesshoumaru - by purchasing him a mail order bride! Except something seems a little off about this one… Drabble series. COMPLETE!

In the street racing world there are few rules. Live free and race hard is the first and most important. Never stray outside your crew is next on the list. What happens when Leah Clearwater and Jasper Hale find themselves breaking this rule? AH *COMPLETE*

Her emotions make him feel alive. His repulse her. When Leah is forced to go on a roadtrip with Seth, Emmett and Jasper, what'll happen? Seth believes it'll be a healing process while Leah only see chaos. So which is it? Leaper.

They see what she lets them see, because it's far easier to be the villain than the wounded.

In February 1536, Anne and Henry's marriage ends. Anne leaves court as the Duchess of Pembroke and Henry marries Jane Seymour, but the ties of love and passion refuse to die. Based loosely on the Marquess of Pembroke challenge.

How did Niles and CC really feel after he rejected her in "From Flushing With Love"?

A "Dummy Twins" tag. Niles and CC have their first honest conversation in twenty years.

In which Sweeney writes a very strongly worded letter to Mrs. Lovett discussing grammar, and how it is properly used. Based on JDeppIsMyLovely's A Little Priest and A Little Sweeney. All characters belong to Tim Burton.

Azula is faced with a dilemma unlike any other that has come before her. One-shot. Based on the drabble theme: "Parents".

By July, Anne could no longer walk unassisted, the weight of her belly was so great. A response to the Tiny Tudors challenge.

HELLO! It's me agian with another Lyric plus Character story! This one is Johanna Reprise or Johanna II as I like to call it! in Little Mrs. Johanna's POV! dreadful title I know but I dont know what else to call it...

iShe's never screamed like this before...he did this to her./i An angsty/fluffy oneshot about the birth of Megs' and Roxy's first baby.

Stefan stole something that wasn't his and Vladimir wanted it back. Seven years later, when Vladimir's a vampire and Stefan's marked for death, they meet again.

Bella is kept in a human farm for vampire food. She only knows this life and wishes to one day get away. She hears all these marvelous stories but can only dream behind walls. Will she get the life she dreamed when she is sold as a pet?

a brief fill-in-the-gap for episode 5.2 First Date after C.C. brings homes "Sidney."

Set three years after NM. "He was everything I despised, and yet I couldn't help but fall in love with him". He freed her from a cage of loneliness and despire she saved him from himself."

All the ST characters shrunk to a managable size, like, seven maybe? Can anyone say adorable?

This is a silly Oneshot of Worst Pies in London, Like my previous post of By the Sea; Sweeney's thoughts are revealed as Mrs. Lovett serenades him

While imprisoned in his cage, Rumpelstiltskin strikes a deal with Fiona who's curious about her alternate self. Implied Rumpelstiltskin/Alternate Fiona and maybe some Rumpelstiltskin/Fiona

A collection of stories about everyone's favourite Anti-Couple. Anti-Cosmo and Anti-Wanda.

His friends were always there, calling for him. But he didn't want to just be friends anymore... So how is he going to face them? EddyxEdd. M for sexual situations.

Paul and Leah never got along, but what will happen once that heated passion turns from them arguing into unchartered territory?

Sweeney wouldn't have such a hard time honoring his wife's memory if Mrs. Lovett stopped trying to get his attention by bedding everything that moves. This has to end some way. Fun fact: a barber's chair meant a slut in Victorian times. Sweenett!

She was resigned to the fact that she was the other woman. But he changed the rules. AH,BDSM,character death. Written for The Never Ever Happily Ever After Contest. Judge's choice for Best WTF story.

The day was like any other for the Cullens; until Edward mated with an animal. How can a vampire imprint on something that had previously about to have been his meal? All I can say is, Bella the fox isn't like the other animals in the forest.

Henry VIII's daughters reflect on one another. Mary watches her youth - and her hopes for marriage and happiness - slip away from her. Elizabeth, meanwhile sees a cold woman replacing the loving sister she knew as a small girl. Last chapter up!

Turn the Page a series of drabbles about Jasper and Leah involving her 1990 Ford Bronco, his 2010 Dodge Challenger and their adventures together. Requests welcome.

Sesshomaru requires the perfect female to bear his heir, and Kagome… well, she doesn't know how she gets herself into these messes.

Leah didn't want to be a "witness" for Bella and Edward. And now she is paying the price when she imprints on a vampire. Leah/Marcus. Rated T because I am excessively paranoid. Terrible summary and title, please read! R&R please!

Edward, the leader of his Vampire coven, stumbles upon a young and orphaned Bella. Immediately he realizes that she’s his mate, but what’s a vampire to do when his mate is only five years old?

Bella, severely depressed and friendless after a traumatic incident with James, discovers an ancient mirror in their attic, and Edward trapped inside it by magic. They fall in love, but neither knows what dangers the future holds AH/AU

AU. Sweeney accuses Nellie of being a witch. Toddvett/Sweenett.

Vladimir tries to find love after his empire has been taken away from him. Story is about how he finds love with someone he never expected to love. slight love triangle Vladimir slash Stefan. Rated M for flexibility of story. LEMONS LATER ON!

What's behind the fluff? Kagome only finds out once it's too late. A challenge by SilverontheRise.

He was a vampire whose love was dead. I was a shifter whose love left her. We were both bearing broken hearts. Could we heal? LeahxMarcus Post BD. Rated T for sexual content and language. 12/16. Complete by Christmas!

Bella's mom and dad died when she was 10 and ever since then she has been a slave.She has never trusted anyone.Until one day a handsome bronze haired man with gold eyes came by and bought her. Will she realize that love is in the equation? M for a reason

Okay, maybe marrying Edward Cullen wouldn't be so bad. I mean, lots of girls would have fought to be in my place before he got into coma. And if he actually dies, I'll be a billionaire. Billionaire at eighteen. But...what if he wakes up?

"The acid in my stomach is churning contemptuously, making my insides hot, and I have to throw up to try get rid of it, but it doesn't go away. The burning is still there, clawing at the walls of my flesh like a ravenous beast waiting to eat my heart."

When Edward decides to leave Forks, Carlisle is the only one who's against it and decides to stay. What did Alice see in the future? What will happen when Carlisle finds broken Bella in the wood where Edward left her? Rated T for sure :

Three shot. Leah has driven Paul to his limit. What happened? Can she just forget it all?

Isabella Volturi is the daughter of Renée and Marcus Volturi. She lives her life happy before she founds out she has a half-brother and wants to see him. She leaves to Forks and meets Isaac and Charlie Swan, who are completely obvious who the Volturi are... NOT CONTINUED!

In a fit of rebelliousness Bella makes some poor choices and Carlisle is forced to reign her in. Warning: Contains non-sexual spanking

For soccer, Bella Swan will do whatever it takes to be the best—even disguising herself as a boy to attend the country's best camp. Her only real problem with the arrangement is her roommate, that Edward Cullen. But hey, things change...AH, slightly OOC

Startled, I looked up at Caius, who seemed to be smirking at my expression. I felt that familiar warmth rushing through my veins, my stomach seeming to flip. I lifted a hand, touching the spot where Caius Volturi had just licked blood off my face.

Victoria created over a hundred newborn vampires to help her kill me. The good news: The Cullens have a plan to trick her and will hide me somewhere safe. The bad news: The safe place is Volterra and I got Caius for a babysitter. Kill me.

His thoughts weren't on the moon, or the mountains, or the moon, or how noisy it was or even how hot it was. No, he had found Fuu... but not before she found a new "man" in her life. Just waff

What if the "talk" in the forest went differently? What if Bella wasn't quite so slow, and actually acted like the intelligent girl she was characterized as? What if she argues against Edward leaving? One-Shot!

What happens when Carslie decides on bringing a new addition to his perfect family? Another daughter...a baby girl? Will Edward fall for Bella as she ages or does he become her overprotective brother? R&R

Set in NM. Edward never came back,Bella never jumped and moved away.90 years later the Cullen's meet the Wood's, Bella's new coven. New coven, new town, new rules. full summery inside, plz give it a chance. CC

You know the story. Bowser loves Peach, but Peach spurs his feelings. Well, what if the situation was reversed? Set in a slight AU. A dark tale of love that doesn't end "Happily Ever After". ONE-SHOT. BowserxPeach. R&R please! T for heavy language.

Wybie pays a vist to the Beldame,one that she'll never forget. after that expirience, shes considering becomeing a vegetarian! kinda funny

What if the family decided to do something about the danger they thought Tarzan was putting Kala in? Kerchak would respond accordingly of course. Set in Tarzan's babyhood! Oneshot

And, damn, she keeps him in line. Five glimpses of Kagome and Sesshomaru's modern day romance.

... My heart sank into my stomach. What kind of cruel joke was this? I have finally imprinted, only to find his heart would never be mine, he was taken.. . Chapter 24 extended slightly. . .sorry I am grammatically challenged lol!

Paul and I used to be friends. Best friends, actually. One-shot, R&R sorry if they're OOC

An afternoon of ice skating goes horribly wrong and Mr. Todd is the only one who can make sure that Mrs. Lovett survives. He is reluctant to help her, until he finds out that doing so is much more pleasant than he had ever thought.

Think phone sex but not really. Edd/Eddy Slash. One-shot. Rated M for erotica.

Eddy knows a lot about money, and maybe more about love than he thinks. EddXEddy, Rated M for language and boy on boy smexyness. ONE-SHOT

And 1 2 He Never Blamed. Does what it says on the tin.

What do the pack members think of Leah and Paul being together? Are they happy? Angry? Sad? Jealous? These are their opinions on the odd couple. Drabble series!

Our home belonged to them, the men who watched us as pieces of meat, slowly taking a part of our souls with them every time they did up their belt buckles- An angst filled oneshot. Leah/Jasper. AU/AH

No matter where she hid or how fast she ran, he was always able to find her. She would never be able to escape from him no matter how much she wished she could. She was forever trapped in the web of Volturi tracker Demetri.

Five Christmases. Five presents. Five life-changing moments.

Mrs. Lovett introduces Mr. Todd to, ahem, 'oral pleasure'. Sweenett. One-shot.

I felt a rush of different emotions, that I never felt before, course through me as I brought my dead eyes to a glare, at this being. Caius POV Oneshot.

Aro knew the only way to get Leah to become their guard dog was to give her something she wanted. Marcus/Leah drabble.

Everyone seems to have found their soulmate except for Leah. Not being able to take it anymore she leaves. Will she ever find her other half? Story now completed. two shot.

Leah:The female wolf, she is broken and betrayed by the two closest to her. Marcus:A vampire without emotions since his mate died centuries ago When these two broken souls meet will the damage be healed or will they remain shattered forever. MarcusXLeah

Mrs. Lovett and Mr. Todd find out that even the most horrible situation can lead to something pleasant.

Leah is dying at the hands of Sam and his pack. This is her thoughts on Sam and her vampire. Can Leah survive and will James come for her or just let her die? Oneshot and be warned there is strong language and implied violence and rape. Youve been warned.

Leah finally imprints, but on Caius! How will everyone take the news? Will they be together happily? BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE.

Life ain't a fairytale. But maybe some happy endings actually do happen. Eventual Sweenett.

Leah stumbles across something she should have with cameos from Jasper and Emmett One Shot

Kagome's first trip through the well doesn't bring her to Inuyasha but to his elder brother Sesshoumaru. Oh what could possibly go wrong? Aside from everything... Part II coming soon!

Ever since Dory entered Marlin's life, things have been interesting

One night Sweeney finds a baby girl on his door step. Its up to him toby and the pie maker to care for this tiny life. Is a baby what sweeney needs around to melt his cold heart, after all, who could hate an addorible infant?

After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.

Sweeney Todd doesn’t like it when his own plans backfire on him. This one time however, he simply can’t mind. Sweenett.

Sweeney decides to take in Toby as his "apprentice" and never in a million years would Mrs. Lovett imagine the ways it would strengthen the bonds between her odd little family. Gradual Sweenett!

Mr. Todd knew that they wouldn't make a bad couple, and that was exactly the problem. Sweenett oneshot.

Bittersweet Nell and Albert one-shot. Pre-storyline, obviously.

It's cold. It's snowing. There is but one winter tradition that MUST be upheld. Too bad Mugen's just not that kind of person. :MugenxFuu:

Sweeney had always been an impatient person, and he liked for things to go fast. Unless one of those particular things was a carriage - and Mrs. Lovett was driving it. Oneshot.

COMPLETE. ToddxLovett, AU It was beyond all reason. The impossibility even made Sweeney Todd, the demon barber, take a few steps back. Mrs. Lovett was still alive.

Mrs. Lovett decides that she needs a new slogan for her pies, and asks Sweeney Todd for his help. Takes place immediately after A Little Priest. Sweenett/Toddvett.

SessKag. On Kagome's 16th birthday, her cousin Kikyou gave her a slave. Actually, he's a bloodbound, which the humans equate with a slave, but Sesshoumaru still remembers what a bloodbond entails, even if humans have forgotten.

While left alone in the woods Jaken fantasizes about his one & only love....even in his fantasy it doesn't go well.

Naraku gives Hojo a power mortals were not meant to know. Hojo uses that power to express his love for his very special guy. Who could it be? Set after episode 128. sick and twisted alert!

After the untimely death of his indispensable retainer, Sesshomaru finds it difficult to do the most menial tasks. Babysitting, cooking, cleaning…such things are beneath him. When things get out of hand, Sesshomaru decides he needs a maid.

OneShot. You never know who you might meet on a slow night. Rating for slight language and some slash

Part of 100 Challenge. Oneshot. ACAW slightly. Anti Cosmo mulls over the life of Antis while in prison.

AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!

Anti Cosmo doesn't like his life, wife, mistress, work, or whatsoever. But maybe he's just having a wrong first impression?... Find it out! Yay!

[NxS slash, one shot] It is heartbreaking to realize you love someone only after you have killed him...

Jumba receives bad news from home late one night, and his behavior puts a strain on his current relationships.

One-shot: What if Belle had handled Gaston differently?

(JumbaPleakley) Pleakley's physiology makes him susceptible to change. (Finished!)