According to the Suna elders, the time has come for the current Kazekage to take a wife and begin the new generation of shinobi in the Village Hidden in the Sand. Unfortunately neither Gaara nor his new bride, Koshinja, have any say in the matter. So when two complete strangers are forced to live under the same roof in a union neither really wants, it's marriage... and then what?

The Akatsuki need a medic and they find a girl formerly in the services of Orochimaru with secrets that she would prefer to keep hidden. What happens when she falls for Deidara? Rated M for sex and violence.