I refuse to you the word "channy" do to Sonny with a Kiss...So if you see it crossed out in my profile you know why (btw if you see a "channy" somewhere in there please notify me, so i can fix that problem

All this stuff is copied from other peoples' profiels so dont give me any credit only give your credit to whoever made it up in the first place

Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance.
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone you’re not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Didn'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you love Sonny with a Chance!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have every copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done a really random Google search...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you love chocolate copy and paste this on your profile.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is a cat.
This is really cat.
This is annoying cat.
This is thing cat.
This is that cat.
This is fanfiction cat,
This is authors cat.
This is put cat.
This is on cat.
This is their cat.
This is profiles cat.
This is and cat.
This is I cat.
This is hate cat.
This is it cat!

Now, go back and read the third word of every line. Who skipped to this part? I bet you feel majorly stupid right now!

If you agree that Chad and Sonny are made for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, “Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!!”.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten the lyrics to a song that 3-year-old's sing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

The perfect man is kind. Kind of tall...Kind of handsome...Kind of rich.

If life's fair, then why don't men have PMS?

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those kids in the Lucky Charms commercial just need to get their own darn cereal instead of chasing a little leprechaun all over the place for it then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccer ball, football, etc., cop, paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Whoever said that everything's possible never tried slamming a revolving door!

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist this stupid fad, copy this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you hate the people who only read/like twilight becuse they made it in to a movie copy and past this on your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy and paste this to your profile

If you have sibling that drive you crazy copy and paste this to your profile

If you like little kids movies like the fox and the hound and your older than 10 copy and paste this to your profile

If you love to sing even if you may or may not suck copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On a children's fold-away stroller:
Do not fold while child is in stroller
(Wouldn't that save time?)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend and still love her, then copy this to your profile.

If you read books that no one even know about, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more Gummy Bears, copy and paste this into your profile.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. – Who told you that!
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. – Maybe… okay YES
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. – Sometimes

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. – Yep and my texts.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. – Sometimes
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. – No I just go running up stairs and look in my backpack or get on my laptop
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. – No but fingers cramp up
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. – Rarely
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason – Fine…Yes
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. –Yep but I love them and they love me
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

If you think that eventually there should be a Sonny with a chance movie copy and paste it to your profile and add your pen name. Zoezora, eromdaer451QI, Channy4ever343, channystemiluver4ever, LiveLaughLovePeaceChocolate, sonnygirl

I freak out every time there's a Channy SONNY AND CHAD episode on

Record all the best Channy SONNY AND CHAD moments with my camrea

Chad saying 'Sonny will you go out with me' and 'I missed you shortstack' are my ringtones

all of my dreams are about Channy SONNY AND CHAD

I tell everyone that Chad Dylan Cooper is the greatest actor of our generation

I wanna punch the TV when Channy SONNY AND CHAD doesn't kiss

I have a fit every time a new Sonny episode doesn't come on

I know I'm in love with Chad Dlyan Cooper, because I...

always say 'PEACE OUT SUCKAS!'

tell everyone that he's real

tell everyone that he is the best actor of our generation

put 'muh' in front of all of m'stuff

always order the Chad Dlyan Cooper sandwich for lunch

always say 'Really, *name, really'

know that Mackenzie Falls is the number one tween show and always will be

his picture is my desktop wallpaper

tell someone 'I miss you shortstack' when i miss them

I have OCD, (Obsessive channy disorder) OCDCD (Obsessive chad dylan cooper disorder)

"Mom!"
"Yeah?"
"Can I have SWAC?"
"Who?"
"SWAC!"
"What?"
"SWAC!"
"Sweat?"
"NO! Sonny with a chance."
"You idiot. You're too obssessed with Sonny with A Chance..."
"Love you too mom..."

5 minutes later...

"Mom!"
"Can I marry CDC?"
"Who?"
"CDC!"
"What?"
"You know like, CDC WHAT IT DO?"
"Um..."
"CHAD DYLAN COOPER MOM!"
"Oh..."
"Can I marry him?"
"Yeah."
"Oh my gosh, really?"
"No."
"You suck."
*Mom throws spoon at me.*...^_^

So, yeah. I LOVE CHAD DYLAN COOPER! I wanna marry him...ah! :):)
But then again, there will be no Channy, and we can't have that can we?

No!
Channy FOREVER!

Demi Lovato. You, my friend, are one lucky woman!

But I have a question...

What is Mackenzie Falls even about..?

So far great...pa pa da da da pa da da da pa da da da pa da da da da, YEOW!

If you agree and nod along to all of these, you are a Sonny with a

Chance mega fan and have to paste this on your page

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freaking hour! Crazy is when you run a mile (so the school board calls it), and after that, you feel the urge to go rock climbing AND swimming at the same dang time! Crazy is when you obsess over that incredibly cute boy that you started liking the first moment you saw him, and can't even gather up the guts to tell him that you're gay/bi/or a straight girl who has feelings for him! Crazy is when you chase your friend around becasue they stole your shoe even though you don't want it back. Crazy is when you get so bored in class that you pretend to be a fish and continue even though everyone is starring at you. Crazy is when you marry the stage at you're school becasue you love acting so much and then you proceed to kiss it, even though you could probably die. Crazy is when you try to see how long it takes for nailpolish to wear off your toes, but then forget when you started. Crazy is when your in such a bad mood that you go outside in the rain, scream, cry, and then laugh when you remeber something that happened almost a month ago. Crazy is when you put a song on your IPod on repeat for three months and then you can't remember a single word of it afterwards. Crazy is when you forget what you had for lunch when you just HAD lunch. Crazy is when you run around your whole house searching for something that you didn't realize you were holding. Crazy is when you know someone who's obsessed with butternut squashes and because of that, you do too. Crazy is when you have something in your hand, lose it, go crazy looking for it, to only find it sitting on the night stand that was right next to you. Crazy is when you read this whole list of crazy things and say “Dang I guess I am crazy!” If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

What a Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you
Give her your attention
When she pull's away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"
If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Don't you wish there were more boys like this?