An HD twist on Beauty and the Beast with some RHr, and quite a bit of Tom bashing.

Fairy tail is a TV show in modern day times and all the characters are actually actors. The show is exactly the same as the real fairy tail but this shows what happens after the filming stops. What happens when Natsu and Lucy don't exactly get along but a chain of events keeps putting them together? And it all started with a rumor. Nalu, currently being rewritten.

They spend the last night of seventh year playing drinking games. – Draco/Harry, AU, no war.

"How did you and Momma fall in love?" Kyouya didn't know how to answer his daughter's question but tried his best to.

Klaine Oneshots - Mostly fluffy and warm and fuzzy! And then there's some that just aren't.

This version of this story has been abandoned. I will be leaving this story up however for the original followers. The re-write of this story has already been started and posted under the same name; When Accidents Happen:Rewritten. Sorry for anyone I've let down by not continuing but please feel free to head over to the rewrite.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Natsu Dragneel's just a typical guy...or is he? He pretends to be something he most definitely isn't―a matchmaker! And Lucy as his first client, how will things turn out? NaLu!

[Very slow updates] AU. Natsu is not having a good day. After getting another 'timeout', Natsu grumbles about his terrible morning before getting rudely interrupted by an annoying girl. This is why he hated girls; they just get you into more trouble! [Drabbles of Natsu and Lucy throughout their AU childhood/adolescence]

Leon and Ada Kennedy celebrate their first Lunar New Year together in an untraditional way. Leon also decides to share a part of his life with Ada.

(Eventual) Collection of 50 Natsu/Lucy one-shots - because I'm completely insane! "When did we stop being friends?" / "When I fell in love with you." Awwww, here it goes!

AU – Modern World. OneShots regarding of how Gray and Juvia's relationship could've been if they lived in the XXI century. Drunkenness? Parties? Love triangles? Responsibilities? Jobs? Jealousy? You bet.

What if Leon and Ada met when they were children? Cuteness ensues.

It all started when Natsu and Gray went looking for Lucy only to stumble upon a weird book. Then it evolved into a bet. What will come from this bet. Who will be victorious, will it be the oh so dense fire dragon slayer or the oh so suave ice make mage?

Two months after her successful acquisition of the Master Plaga sample in Spain, Ada Wong finds herself in Washington, D.C. to warn Leon about the danger that still stalks him. However, what she finds when she enters his apartment will shock her to her very core concerning the man's feelings when it comes to her.

Both Friends Drunk during a party in the guild, will one passionate night change their relationship? First M-rated fic.

Natsu and Lucy are on their way back to the guild and are camping for the night. Natsu wonders what it's like to kiss someone, and Lucy allows him to use her to discover the new feeling. One-shot. NatsuXLucy

'The last thing she said to him was "I hate you"...' Just a one-shot I came up with when I was sad.

Orochimaru summons cosplayers into the Narutoverse. The cosplayers wreak havoc upon everything that is to happen, in both subtle and unsubtle fashion. What once was a story, now is an epic adventure that is surely going to end with a Big Bang. Earth meets Narutoverse, the cosplayers meet their idols, and Kami just doesn't give a damn. Rated M for violence, gore and mature themes.

Lucy tells the girls she's going to confess to Natsu...only for a surprising event to happen

Cute one shots about Lucy, Natsu, and their little bundle of joy: Nashi. Chapter 6―Grandpa?―All she wanted to know is where her grandpa was.

Contrary to popular belief, Natsu's not the only one climbing into people's beds.

Ever since Edolas, Lucy has grown feelings for Natsu. :P That's all the summery im gonna give, don't wanna ruin the story for you :P Rated M for lemon later on, cussing, and violence. Nalu fanfic

Lucy forces Natsu to watch 'Sleeping Beauty' with her and the next day he barges in finding her...asleep! And of course Natsu jumps to conclusions. Well you know what this means-true loves first kiss!

Because maybe being hated wasn't such a bad thing after all. ―NaLu

Insomnia is a witch that makes you realize some things, as Lucy finds out the hard way. Nalu one-shot!

Natsu bought Lucy some earrings to make up for seeing her naked...but what if they have a magical effect?

Lucy Heartfilia, the daughter of a rich aristocrat, has been diagnosed with lymphangioleiomyomatosis. Natsu Dragneel, the son of the head doctor, has schizophrenia. What will happen to the sick girl and the crazy boy?

"You look over to see the love of your life, the one person that makes you feel incredible. She smiles beautifully at you and you just want to look at her one more time before you go, knowing it'll be your last. Who do you see?" Levy makes Lucy take the Husband Theory, saying whoever you see in the passengers seat is the man you'll marry.

What's Lucy to do when she gets locked out of her house? Go and ask one of her neighbors for help. However, she didn't expect to meet her new neighbor when stranded outside her house, wearing clothes that are too revealing for her liking. Is he going to help her? Or is she going to punch the bastard in the face?

Letting the guild know that he was writing a letter to Lucy was the worst mistake he'd ever made, now every one in the guild was his self-proclaimed trainer for his love life. So much for privacy... Nalu

Will Natsu take a leap and take his relationship with Lucy to the next level? Okay, I know, it's a bit cliche. So um, read and review!

Because it's a true holiday.

In which Fairy Tail goes clubbing. And Gray gets a little too hot and bothered for his liking. Gruvia.

Natsu left, Lucy is in deep sadness. Will he return? Where would he be? What will happen when THAT day arrives? Lucy writes all of her feelings in the letters to her mother. This is a short story, I hope whoever reads this fanfic enjoys it and looks forward to it. This is my first fanfic, please support if you like my writing. COMPLETE

"Jii-chan Lucy has put some sort of curse on me, whenever I look at her my heart beats really fast and my stomach feels like I'm on transportation!" ... "The only way to break a love curse is to kiss the person that cursed you!" Will Natsu be able to break the annoying love curse she has on him, or will he just make it worse?

Maybe if one of them could be brave enough to admit the truth everyone knew, things would turn something wonderful into something amazing. - Real world slice of life/romancey fluff, so sue me. LucyxNatsu

Natsu thinks he has some solid logic on the problem of wearing panties. Too bad Lucy doesn't agree, and she's willing to show him why underwear is better than nothing. Rated T for ecchi stuff.

Seriously. You have got to be quiet, Lucy. One-shot. Half a lemon? Whatever. NaLu.

Friends help you find your prince, best friends kidnap him and bring him to you.

Natsu and Lucy make a bet. If Natsu wins he gets to sleep with Lucy in her bed for a week. If Lucy wins she...I'm not even gonna tell since she loses. Lucy soon discovers Natsu likes to sleep talk a lot and has some weird dreams and she can't even do a thing about it! I'll continue this story some day guys some day...

When Lisanna shows Mira a website where you type two peoples name's in and see how good their love is, how far will things go?

Well, it happened again. They got cursed from the request and body switched. Except this time is kinda different. Includes NatsuxLucy ,GrayxJuvia ,JellalxErza, RomeoxWendy and maybe some other shipping I forgot to mention. Oh yeah. HappyxCarla.

Because he didn't regret one minute of knowing her.

Maybe this was my fate, my calling, but if only I knew that I'd feel and go through all of these, then I would've stayed inside the castle where I'd be the hidden treasure, an important key and not some replacement. And inside my castle, I'd have a dragon—my dragon—who'll guard my every move and protect me from harm. "When Lisanna is gone, I'll be Natsu's replacement again."

Gray and Juvia had a lovers' spat. Chaos ensued. Places are flooded. / Gruvia with mentions of NaLu and GaLe

Natsu and the gang decide to accept a dangerous job, but when this jobs ends with two of them being badly wounded. This leaves one member of the guild worried about a certain someone's well being, so she decides to finally speak all of the things on her mind, all those things that she's never spoke before. One-shot!

Because maybe when your daddy is the richest man around and you fall for a simple boy, love just isn't enough to keep you together.

Because maybe the penpal assignment was the best thing that could happen to him.

Apparently, Gray's an expert at love. NaLu. Oneshot

In their world, nothing special is allowed. So what happens if it turns out that Lucy is 'above average? One thing's for sure: things will never be the same. / Because their Utopia, was really a Dystopia in disguise.

Gray knew it was a bad idea. / Sequel of "Scandalous" (kinda) / AU Gruvia drabble

After a long mission, Natsu's team finally came back. A sad news broke their happiness... and mostly, to Gray Fullbuster's heart. He can't accept that Juvia's dead. For Gruvia (GrayxJuvia) week

Her knight in shining armour turned out to be her best friend dressed in aluminum foil. Oneshot.

As he was behind his turntables and computers, his head bobbing to music, his red headphones matching his pinkish hair, his toothy smile and his eyes shining, Lucy couldn't find something more beautiful. / Companion fic to "Scandalous" / NaLu with some Gruvia and hints of GaLe

Because who would've thought she'd meet her soul mate at a laundromat?

Juvia just needed to make Gray see that it wasn't only a one-night stand. / AU Gruvia with hints of NaLu

Juvia was now convinced she was a pervert. But having the man of your dreams walking around butt naked never goes well on a girl's nerves. / Sequel added! / Gruvia with hints of NaLu. Rated for Juvia's imagination and implied situations.

Inspired by Hiro Mashima's twitter post regarding White Day! Gray couldn't find a gift for Juvia. Worse yet, he didn't know whether or not he should confront her now or later. Will Gray finally get the guts to admit his feelings? One-shot, Gruvia, hinted Nalu, Gale, Jerza (This is my first one-shot! Please enjoy and review!)

White Day was around the corner and Gray had no idea what to offer Juvia. / In which Gray is drowning in denial. / Gruvia

Lucy and Natsu go rollerskating together, and it ends up messy.

Levy wants to finally write a story, and what's better than pairing your best friend with Natsu?

Lucy didn't want to be carried home like luggage, but Natsu was definitely hiding something. What could it be? NaLu, full of fluff, one-shot

-MATURE CONTENT- One day even Gray gets tired of being called '-sama'.

She kept reminding those summers, full of sun, warmth and fun. She kept remembering of him. Her summer. Her Natsu. / AU NaLu and others

Levy and Gajeel are doing a research in the Guild's library when they hear some... intriguing noises.

No spoiler...

Natsu and Gray are arguing again but this time they decide to solve the problem with a game. Erza is pissed, Gajeel is jealous, Juvia faints, Lisanna finds the situation really entertaining, Carla's horrified, and the entire Guild is in chaos. Lucy, on the other hand…isn't quite as pleased. ONE-SHOT. — NatsuLucy; GrayJuvia; GajeelLevy.

"The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves." Why someone would not care about the beautiful Juvia? - School-Life Gruvia [One Shot]

Lucy needs some cheering up, and Natsu is just the man for the job. But the advice he's getting seems a bit strange. Will breakfast really help? More importantly, is Gray's face going to freeze that way? Why did Bixlow just spit his beer? What's wrong with Romeo? And will Gajeel ever find the answer to the question everyone's wondering about?

Where Mirajane decides to give the singles of the guild a counseling session on why dying alone is horrible and where said singles fervently act to counter her claims. One-shot. Multiple pairings.

Lucy accidently burns Natsu's chocolate and she knew she was screwed if she gave him something unacceptable for Valentine's day. Will she able to give the dragon slayer his chocolate or will she run for the hils before he finds out she didn't give him any? -NALU

The most important for Juvia was to do chocolate for her Gray-sama. Gruvia with hints of NaLu, GaLe and Jerza.

Because having your partner take your first kiss in public isn't embarrassing. -NaLu

"I'm sorry, are you Lucy from Fairy Tail?" He asked. Lucy nodded happily and proudly. "Yes, that's me! Do you know me? Am I that famous? You want to give me a special discount?"/Lucy really wanted Ice Cream that badly. But it all ruined because of... TEAM NATSU! When she really disappointed because of team Natsu, Natsu found out a way to cheer her up.

Lucy cringed. "It hurts..." "I know, Luce, I know. You're gonna be fine, I promise." He stopped. He could've swore he heard the voice of Wendy shouting for him in the distance. He smiled reassuringly. "See, Luce? You're gonna be... Luce?" He hadn't realized her body went limp in his arms. "Lucy?" He lifted a hand to her face. Her skin was cold. "No... Wendy! Wendy, hurry!" Oneshot.

After Gray took her from Lyon in the wedding battle, Juvia has second thoughts about who she really wants to be with. She and Lucy have a talk about the men of Fairy Tail and everything is clear for her once again.

Short romance. First FT fanfic. "Lucy. I'm sorry for disappearing for a month but I wanted to make this day special since it was your birthday and I didn't do anything for our ten year anniversary of when we first met." Lucy smiled, "I remember beating you up when I asked you if you knew what day it was and you ran to the bathroom with wide eyes and returned with a tampon."

Natsu goes down memory lane when he uncovers an old photo album. He looks back at the time before he and Gray's extreme ritvalry. Will this uncover old found feelings towards the ice mage? Rated for language.

Natsu and Lucy on a mission without Happy. How will their relationship unfold?

"Have Gajeel eat a motorcycle! Erza juggle swords! Bickslow and Freed in clown suits! Laxus do a handstand on top of a beach ball! And Mira breathe fire! All while everyone else sings Yankee Doodle Dandy in the background with Happy and Lily flying above everyone throwing down nacho chips!"

As the anniversary of Ur's death approaches, Gray's wish that he could reconnect with his former teacher grows ever stronger. But, this is clearly an impossibility, as Ur is now one with the ocean. Juvia, however, thinks she might be able to help. Gray x Juvia. Gruvia.

Lucy and Natsu are best friends. Here is a few reasons to prove it.

Well I think the story is self explainable by the title. Why Gray will remain the Best Guy Friend, and why Natsu will always be the boyfriend. T for occasional swearing Even though it says complete it is a series of drables so it will never be complete!

What I want for Christmas is for this phone call of mine to reach him up there in heaven. AU

Juvia remembers about her past before Fairy Tail and decides to write a love letter to Gray telling him thanks for saving her from that darkness. But then she becomes afraid to sign it..

Lucy and Natsu have been together for four years. So what's the problem? Simple. Lucy wants to get married. Natsu is vehemently against it though, thinking it's not even worth the time. But will he lose her instead? -"I love you so much more than any ring could ever symbolize."

When Lucy created the game "The Most Shocking Kiss", this was certainly not the result she was expecting. GrayxNatsu

After a late night at the guild and many drinks, Lucy wakes up safe in her home. Everything is normal...except for the throbbing shoulder pain and the fact that she is now 'Property of Natsu Dragneel'. Rated T for profanity. NaLu

Lucy helps Natsu write a love letter to his crush.

Lucy is a spoiled brat. So to learn her lesson, her father has sent her to the hospital to help out with the patients. Assigned to a certain young man who is blind, will she find out that he's not the only one who was blind all this time?

/"Y-you're scarf?" "I can't have you getting cold, now can I?" "I-ah! What are you doing!"/ A sweet moment happens when Lucy complains she's cold walking home with Natsu. A little snow never hurt anyone, now did it? NaLu oneshot

Erza misses Jellal more than she shows. They can't live without each other. -"I love you." I mumbled before my eyes slid close, a warm feeling buzzing through my chest.

Lucy did what no one has ever done before-she sat next to Dragon Boy. The weird boy who never takes his mask off or talks. She's curious and wants to meet the real boy. -"Oh cool! We could be the Summer names only table, y'know?" And she finds out that there's more behind the mask than originally thought. NaLu

Use to be a one shot, now a story! All those Fairy Tail cliches that just make you want to throw up? Here's where we...set things right with them. Lucy getting kicked off? We got it. Lucy leaving and more!

What happens if Natsu and Gray's fights go too far and someone wounds up hurt? Or worse? Natsu can't forgive himself easily. /trust me worth reading

When Natsu, a genie, meets Lucy, things start to spark. But when she suddenly makes the last wish-freeing him from her grasps-will he actually want to go? NaLu

Gray bets Lucy 30,000 jewels that if she goes up to Natsu and asks to have his way with her, he'll do it. But Lucy thinking dense little Natsu wouldn't know what she meant, he won't so she agrees. What happens when dense little Natsu isn't so dense anymore? Is Lucy up for some passionate nights with Natsu or is she going to run for the hills? Lemon inside.

HALLOWEEN 2012 - There's no such thing as a normal Costume Party in Fairy Tail.

Because this time when Lucy was bullied, it was different.

Natsu asks Gray a question. Funny one-shot which developed into a two-shot. NaLu fluff. NOT YAOI.

She's broken inside. But he can fix her.

Natsu goes to see Lucy and tell her his feelings. But he knows it's too late.

Natsu finally realizes that he loves Lucy. Right when he's about to tell her, the tides take a turn for the worse. /was 1 shot now 2\

She couldn't forgive herself for what she had done. Nothing could ease her sorrow in her heart. The only cure was a visit from the one that she had betrayed. Mentions of Character Death. LucyXJuvia Friendship Fic.

Lucy gave up. Dying. She doesn't think she has a reason to live anymore, but her mother does. Her mother comes and visits her, showing her what could've been if she stayed, and what could've been if she died. Now it's all up to her.

Sequel to: 'But you didn't.'

Lucy's need for sleep is pushed to its limit when her friends invade her home.

Yes, there were lots of things you didn't do. But you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me.

Lucy educates Natsu about menstrual cramps. Nalu Romance/Friendship/Humor

Natsu and Lucy can't sleep, and it's midnight all they can do now is gaze at the stars, because of stars these two can finally be. NaLu oneshot FLUFF

Lucy's dying in Natsu's arms, can he do something to save her? /trust me its worth reading

Shikamaru still mourns for Asuma's death, and nothing seem to make him feel better. But then, he's sent on a mission with a childhood friend... and enemy. A frenemy? Anyways. Read on to find out what happens! Rated M for obvious lemon and sexy sexual-ness. Enjoy!

Natsu has gone on a six month long mission in search of Igneel and Lucy has waited for him to return. Finally, on this fated day, our favourite pink haired Dragon Slayer returns to his lovable blonde. /ONESHOT/ R&R

"LUCY! I LOVE YOU!" A one-shot, death fic. Now with a sequel.

Lucy has finally returned from her first mission alone; all she needs now is some nice relaxing peace and... Well screw that idea; the Dragon/Feline duo are in her apartment once again. Well that was to be expected, however Natsu missed his blond team member more than anyone could have guessed. Another Fairy Tail one-shot by me but this time it's NaLu .

Pre TimeSkip - Juvia, now a 23 year old woman, is pregnant with the baby of her long time crush Gray Fullbuster and she's freaking out. Join Juvia on this amazing journey discovering how to be a mother and still be a Fairy Tail's mage. - NaLu; GaLe - Complete and Bonus Chapter is UP!

Lucy's put in jail for a crime she didn't do... er, technically, she did it but it wasn't really her fault. She forms a strong resolve and accepts death as her punishment. Until Natsu came along and just had to change her mind. I suck at summaries, sorry

When Sasuke acts as a cock-block between Itachi and Kisame, the two decide something must be done to get him out of the house. Naturally, disaster follows. kisaita, oneshot

In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Biased and slightly spoiled, Draco only realizes that there's a different world out there when it – literally – smacks him in the face. DMxHP, Slash, Magic AU/OOC

When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense

Natsu just keeps screwing up. Even when apologizing. It led both him and Lucy to a rather awkward situation, and of all people, why did it have to be Laxus to see them? NatsuXLucy. Nalu.

MPreg. Flamers 'n Haters be gone. KakuHida! Orochimaru gives Hidan something strange... Now he's having pains in the pelvic region! Formerly called 'KakuHida'.

Natsu found Lucy and Gray in Lucy's room with only 'indecent' clothes on, making him so mad. Confusing the blonde stellar mage and even he himself, would Natsu be able to finally understand what's going on with him?

Lee Donghae has just started college. But something's funny about the school's dance program. How will he survive his time at school and what kind of drama will he face? A Super Junior fanfiction with cameo appearances by other artists. EunHae and others.

Natsu just couldn't stand it when Grey gets ahead of him so he decided to settle the score- by asking Lucy of course! XxX Rated! EXPLICIT CONTENT! LEMON ALERT! HYRATE!

It has almost been three years since he returned to the guild. But of course, nothing ever stays the same. Being away for those long years has its consequences. NaLu songfic. Based on Skillet's "Lucy".

So Donghae and Eunhyuk are finally together. What could possibly happen next? It seems that life without conflict is just a touch outside their grasp. Sequel to Rollercoaster. A Super Junior Fanfiction.

Song!fic. When Harry was hit by a stronger curse than Obliviate, Healer Malfoy came to help, trying his best to help the raven to get his memory back. Although the blonde had to sacrifice something important. DMHP Slash.

An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.

Levy, Mira, and Lisanna keeps on trying to convince Lucy that Natsu likes her. But what happens when she finds out he really does?

ONE-SHOT: Inspired by The Diary of the Wimpy Kid,Draco writes an entry in his newly-received diary. Implied drarry.

The whole wizarding world was using the new WizardNet computers to do amazing things with science and magic, and here Draco was, jacking off to smut written about Harry Potter and himself. oneshot. ewe.

In which Gray breaks into Lucy's bathroom to retrieve his clothes, and hears some... interesting things.

Harry and Draco are forced to be partners in Auror training, but when they get a pet, at least they have something in common. That is, until something happens to that pet.

Harry Potter is working with Draco Malfoy to set up their two bestfriends. If they happen to get set up along the way that's only a coincidence, right? Future Drarry and HG/BZ!

Draco Malfoy never thought he'd have to share a school with Harry Potter again. Nor did he think it was possible for the git to drive Draco even more insane.

Hot in pursuit of a wanted guy, Lucy and Natsu discovered a golden liquid bottle. And their day was never the same. EXPLICIT CONTENT/WARNING/HYRATE

Natsu heard the girls talking and decided to ask Lucy about it- in a very curious way. WARNING/LEMON/EXPLICIT/HYRATE!

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.

By accident, Harry and Draco develop a bond that neither of them can break until they can learn to understand each other better. Through fortune cookies and riddle-solving, of course! Entry for 2011 hd smoochfest

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

The best guide in Hogwarts on how not to ask someone out - if only Draco had read it beforehand. Fluff.

Harry was a slut, everyone knew it. Since he defeated the dark lord in his 5th year he'd lost all his honest principles and lost himself darkly inside whatever male or female he felt like devouring." Porn-WITH-Plot. So yeah.. Lots of smut plot!

How could one heart hurt so much? How could one man, one love, hurt as if he had lost all the flesh in his body? harrydraco. one-shot. ewe.

Klaine pillow fight drabble, inspired by the pillow fight the girls and Kurt had in New York!

There are moments in life when we feel a connection, so deep words can hardly describe it. But, how do we know that it's real? This is the story of Kurt who meets Blaine and falls in love.

Kurt has a fear of the buzzing, stinging bugs we all know as wasps. Blaine has a fear of creepy, crawly spiders. Very short, drabble-ish. Rated for a couple swear words. Chapter 2 up now.

Healer Draco and Auror Potter may still hate each other, but they find that hate can come to terms much more easily then they thought. 6 chapters. complete.

Harry is trying to live his life as normally as possible, until a man shows up on his doorstep, lost and starving. Includes 10 Chapters. complete.

Harry really should've gotten candy hearts instead.

Harry realizes why he loves this old coffeeshop so much.

Hidan has made a horrible mistake, one that breaks Kakuzu. Konan doesn't regret this though... KakuHi & HiKona! For my baby Prepare your tissues and take off your eye makeup. SongFic

How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.

Harry is the new DADA instructor and is in a dilemma in finding the right book for his class. When he found out that there is none, he was told to write the book itself. But what happens when he has to write it with Draco Malfoy? Will there be more?

or: We Won't Say 'We Told you So' - Harry Potter is tired of his friends constantly getting the wrong idea about his relationship with Draco no matter how hard he protests, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. H/D. fluff, flangst, happy ending! Except possibly for Hermione. Newly edited, 2019!

Kurt wants to spend a perfect morning with Blaine, but Finn will turn it into a disaster.

Draco has problems with staying faithful to Harry. Can he fix things before it's too late? Harry Potter X Draco Malfoy. BoyXBoy, don't like, don't read.

Natsu is bored, sniffing around Lucy seems like the best idea to change that. Na-Lu One-shot.

George Weasley was saddened when his twin brother, Fred had died during the war, trying to save Neville Longbottom. Now, it was their birthday. How will he celebrate it when his other was gone?

In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.

Draco and Harry had another fight. It didn't end well. Ron and Hermione went to see what happened and what they found was worse then they imagined. warning: character death, tiny bit of cursing, non magic

Harry stared confused at his boyfriend as he suddenly pulled out a small box from his pocket. Harry's eyes went wide. "What are you doing?" - Read about Harry's birthdays growing up and the wishes he makes. Will he ever get his happily ever after? DMHP

Draco is in love with his best friend, Harry. Bad news is Harry is getting married to another man. songfic, slash...kinda...i guess...

"Draco gasped and fell off Harry's lap. 'HOW DARE YOU? My bum is beautiful, dammit'" DracoxHarry oneshot. Rnr?

Draco, plus gummy bears, equals BAD! One-shot! R&R

A small SasoDei Oneshot. Very clean for the most part, and a small mention of Mpreg and PeinKonan.

It's another Harry/Draco story, pretty generic, Harry likes Draco, Draco likes Harry, but they don't know it... Rated M just in case

Harry and Draco come to the realization that they're attracted to each other through the scrumptious medium of food.

A jar of cashews and a naked Draco Malfoy.

Harry and Draco are stuck in a room and must kiss to get out. Slash. Good story, bad title.

Draco's had a bad day, and Harry is acting suspiciously.

Hidan with all the akatsuki and the general non-akatsuki. Character and couple bashing! KakuHi and slight HiTobi. Don't diss it initll you've read it. Rating just in case. Mentions of sex and lots of cussing, no actual sex though!

Kurt's had a bad day. Blaine tries to cheer him up. Inspired by the bizarre but totally awesome surge of SerialKiller!Klaine fics! One Shot! Warning: Non-graphic implied torture and slash. M/M! Blaine/Kurt Klaine Established Relationship!

Yaoi. KakuHida. AU. An exotic dancer is forced to see a psychiatrist. This psychiatrist isn't like all those other quacks.

His searching for two years finally paid off. Now they just needed to make sure they could stay together.

Hermione and Ginny have thought of a great fundraiser. Will Draco allow it? Harry/Draco

Harry has lost the Snitch that Dumbledore had left him, He's upset, but Draco promises that it will be found. What he doesn't expect is to get a nice surprise with it as well. DracoXHarry ONESHOT

Harry considers employing the spell Hermione taught him, but quickly decides that he probably wouldn't even trust Dumbledore himself with a wand near his nether regions, and pulls his trousers up the old-fashioned way. NONSENSE HUMOUR, TROUSERS, H/D SLASH

Draco Malfoy is afraid of the dark, he tries to confront his fears, but when that doesn't work of course Harry stinking Potter comes to the rescue!

You've seen the Battle of the Sexes and the Battle of the Species... But the Battle of Semes vs. Ukes? Romantic-Comedy fic with different characters from different fandoms competing. Which side will you root for?

Harry is confined to the hospital wing after a nasty accident with a bludger. A strange encounter with Malfoy ensues, and Harry becomes curious as to what exactly is happening. By the end of the following night, he has found himself a new boy toy :D

Harry doesn't know what he's dealing with when he tries to comfort an emotionally bruised Draco Malfoy.

Harry runs into an old classmate who has a new profession and a totally different look, a look that Harry finds rather attractive. Slash Warning! Cross Dressing Draco. Fic inspired by "Woman like Me" by Beyonce

Sasori is a prisoner in a camp and can never leave. There he falls in love with a certain blond and they communicate through paper airplanes. One problem: Sasori's a prisoner, Deidara isn't. From the vocaloid songs "Prisoner", and "Paper Airplanes."

Harry Potter is experiencing new feelings and has no clue as to what they might be, a certain Malfoy can help him out.

Harry keeps forgetting dates. Draco's tried to brush it off, but with each one Harry misses, his heart aches just that much more. HPDM Oneshot

A nervous Harry has a Valentine for Draco. Hermione thinks it's sweet. Ron looks a little green. The question is, what does Draco think? EWE FLUFF

An unreasonable rejection without explanation always leaves one party wondering. HarryxDraco SLASH, AU, OOC, OneShot Rated T for swearing and implied sexual content.

A new professor at Hogwarts is enlightened by a certain treatise, and has some fun at our boys' expense. HarryDraco. Rated T for mentioning sex, le gasp! Yaoi, boyxboy, so if you don't like, don't read

Come read as Draco comes with Harry to see his daughters dance recital. Will she live up to his standards or will Harry have to set him straight again? Very fluffy and non-epilogue compliant.

It was Draco and Harry's destiny to be together, until something happened to ruin that.

*COMPLETE* Harry decides to go skinny dipping. That means Draco must join him, right? M for a reason, plus light bondage

You've heard of the Ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and perhaps Sumerians... But what about the Akatsuki? Warning: Gender-Bending. I tried to stay as in character as possible. There is good reason for the GB. A civilization faces many challenges...

Harry and Ginny just found out that Albus is gay and dating Scorpius Malfoy! When Ginny invites Scorpius and his parents over for holdiday dinner Harry finds out that Albus might not be the only Malfoy lover in the family! Epilogue Compliant Drarry Fic!

An invitation to a corporate party brings back long-buried memories for Harry and Draco.

Also known as Repercussions of Wanting a New Broom. A fluffy one-shot involving sperm banks, a greedy Ministry, and Gryffindor courage. Drarry, a little language, and implied boyxboy.

Harry and Draco try to find some peace after the War... oneshot. slash. fluff. epilogue compliant somewhat, haha ! Also starring Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy! not as a pairing though

When Draco leaves for an internship, Harry finds himself in a sorrowful, reckless mood... harrydraco. slash. fluff. ewe.

Draco comes home to a shirtless chimney sweeper-sexiness ensues... slash. sex. fluff. rimming. ewe.

When Ron is no longer available as Harry's Auror partner, Kingsley find a temporary fill-in... slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.

When Harry won't stop yapping about his new crush, Ron gets a little...testy... slash. fluff. humour.

Coffee and love just bloody go together. Or at least, for Draco they do... Written for hd seasons 25 wishes holiday challenge. slash. sexual suggestion. fluff. ewe.

Post-Hogwarts. Harry and Draco are in a relationship, but sometimes it's hard to let go of the past.

Harry and Draco are forced to work together at the Auror office and something starts to bubble between them. Told mainly from Harry's viewpoint. Harry has a kid James but he and Ginny have parted amicably and everything is fine.

This is my prequel to Dreamwalkers and Demons, which, if you haven't already read it, I reccomend you read to better understand this. And of course this explains the story itself. It's told in two parts, and they both come before D&D. D/H implied, oneshot

The boy who lived is in a secret relationship with someone. Then one monday morning he got busted... wearing a slytherin tie. Watch, read,technicalities;honestly! Hilarity will ensue and will romance bloom and watch Harry's inner slytherin sneakiness come out. NEWLY REVISED!

Draco is the Pumpkin King but he seems to be missing something...

Malfoy and Goyle go looking for the room of requirement. This story contains Drarry slash but nothing more than a kiss. this is also fluffier than I expected. Part of the Mirror Miror challenge!

Malfoy tries his hand at courting Harry. Sometimes, the hero can be quite oblivious. Draco/Harry Oneshot.

Voldemort wasn't around, Harry and Draco are together but Draco's dad isn't happy about it. When Draco's sad about it what will Harry do to cheer him up? Very sweet, no lemons.

Lucy was relaxing on the beach, a man came to flirt her, what will Natsu do? Rated T for swears.

A new Slave Law forces Harry to look at his one time enemy in a different light.

Harry takes Draco to the Weasley's for Christmas. As far as Draco was concerned Harry needed his head examined. Harry on the other hand assured Draco he had a plan for if anything went wrong, and that's what worried him. DracoxHarry. One shot. Epic.

Harry's a succesful Quidditch player that enjoys a very casual lovelife.When sudden paternity suits arise and accusations are flying,an old fashioned Ministry decides to auction him off in Marriage to the highest bidder. HarryDraco slash AU no Voldie

Ginny cheating on Harry only led to him finding who exactly he loved, and how he was going to protect him from Lord Voldemort and his orders to kill Dumbledore.

Harry is delighted to receive a gift from Draco, but let's not forget Draco is a Slytherin. Warnings: EWE, Slash, language, sexy situations, drabble 500 words

*SLASH/FEMSLASH* It had started out a day like any other. And then Harry Potter walked into the Great Hall. And all Hell broke loose. A bit cracky.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

When Harry, Ron, and Hermione are taken prisoner at Malfoy Manor, Draco has a choice to make. Give up Harry Potter, the Chosen One, or betray his family and the Dark Lord.

Dialogue fanfic about when Draco's spell went wrong, and he accidentally transported him and Harry to an unknown location... SLASH!

When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Hidan has heard of a new technique, and wants to try it out. Bad news for the first of his comrades that walks into the kitchen A suckish title and a suckish summary. Hope the story is better. Was a request from ILIKERANDOMSTUFF on DeviantArt

18 Days, 2 Boys, 1 Magical cruise-ship. All aboard! a one-shot written for HD travel fair on lj. slash. sex. non-epilogue compliant. harry/draco.

Draco comes to apologize. Then comes again. written for hd seasons 13 smutty nights of Halloween challenge one-shot.sex.slash.rimming.H/D.non-epilogue compliant.

Harry uses personal tactics to persuade Draco into doing Halloween the muggle way. written for hd seasons 13 smutty nights of Halloween challenge one-shot.sex.slash.H/D.non-epilogue compliant.

Fresh out of the police academy Deidara is ready to start his new job as a police officer but what happens when the police division he's assigned to turns out no so ordinary members? Not only that but can he trust his new red headed partner? YAOI!

HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.

ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.

Eunhyuk's got a secret. When that secret gets out, the lives of the Super Junior members go for a crazy spin. What was the secret, who did it involve, and what happened? A Super Junior Fanfic - Eunhyuk/Donghae

"...OMO! This is too much like how Teukie umma and Kangin appa sounds at night !" Look how yaoi influences Super Junior's Sungmin. KyuMin one-shot!

It had been apparent right from the start that the two of them were meant for each other. There was no doubt that they would willingly break every rule sacred to their kind if it meant they could be together. YeWook

When the person assigned comes to tell you the news, he is so cold, so indifferent that you find yourself trying hard not to wince. EunHae. Super Junior. Oneshot.

Super Junior Drabble... Eunhae centric with a fair amount of Kangteuk :-P Don't go by the title, it isn't really serious, more funny.

Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.

It's a beautiful snow day and the Suju boys are looking to have some fun...

A certain Suju member mistakes the flu for allergies and ends up with a very high fever. What will happen to him?

Valentine fluff, KakuHidan.

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

This is the sequel to "Meet The Hoshigaki's" So I hope you enjoy! Rated for language!

A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.

KakuHidan crappy lovey-dovey fluff with a bit violation thrown in, not much though. Lover's quarrel.

KakuHidan. AU. Of course nobody really knows what is on wounded children's minds, especially some as complexed as these. Friendships based on healing wounds in exclusion of everything else last longer than anything material and physical boundaries.

High school drama. Kisame and Kakuzu becomes the new members of their little group. Though Itachi and Hidan are struggling with the new affection they can’t deny. KisaIta & KakuHidan. LOTS OF FLUFF.

Highschool. Hidan has a unanswered crush on Kakuzu, nothing that he minds though until he suddenly realized he’s gotten competition. KakuHidan Fluff & Smut

YeWook YeWookChul One-Shot - Yesung likes Ryeowook, Ryeowook's forbidden fruit. What happenes when Heechul play the part of the snake and helps him take a bite?

Harry saves Draco from the death eaters, but that requires them to hide together. When Draco has to take care of Harry after an attack, how will new emotions change everything? M/M intense yaio. Dm/Hp. Sex.

Yesung needs some entertainment, he asks Ryeowook to do a few things for him with the promise of a nice treat after completion. Only thing is this entertainment comes at the price of other members. Is the treat worth it?

Harry decides to get a tattoo, guess who's going to be the one to give it to him. Slash Harry/Draco, Rated for a reason. No flames.

Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC

Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Fanfiction of Eunhae from the Korean boy band Super Junior. That's enough said. :D The rest is for you to read and find out by yourself. Reviews would be loved so I can see if I have to fix anything.

kisame gives step-by-step instructions for calming a weasel. WARNING: none of these methods have been tested outside the world of fanfiction. use at your own risk. kisaita, fluff, oneshot

an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi

wherein for once, hidan cannot swear! poor guy XD kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, a little bit of sasodei too

beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!

kakuzu thinks hidan needs a hair cut; put lightly, the masochist disagrees. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot

it's team zombie's anniversary, and kakuzu has decided to do something nice for them. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot

kakuhidan, dark, only songfic i've ever written, and let's hope it stays that way. based on the amazing song with teh same title by avenged sevenfold.

pein x konan, peinkonan fic. dedicated to the sweetest hetero pairing in naruto. AU, the title's pretty self-explanitory. konan ends up away from her love; this is what happens to her tortured soul. oneshot, fluff, implied harder stuff

wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.

Harry hates Draco, pure and simple. However, Draco creates a Harry voodoo doll and uses it to show the other boy how love and hate can be easily confused. In essence, seduction by voodoo doll. Birthday fic for Ragnarok45. Takes place post war during 7th y

Your stomach looks to big for just one baby. Looks big enough for at least 2!" Draco/Harry MPREG

WARNING: MENTIONS OF SLASH! This is a bit random. I was babysitting my next door neighbour's little girl and she was playing her Miley Cyrus CD and this song gave me a brainwave. Draco's hurting Harry with his games.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Lucy is surprised at what she finds when she wakes up. NatsuxLucy No flames please.

Summary inside. KakuHidan yaoi Breaking Benjamin, Evil Angel

Harry Potter is getting married. But how come that as he looks at his bride, he only sees the face of Draco Malfoy looking up at him. The same Malfoy looking at him from the sidelines. The same Draco that was crying. Was this enough to give him up? DMHP

To pay for renovations to the guild, some Fairy Tail members are being auctioned off to the highest bidder, to provide 1 week of service. Natsu asks Lucy to buy him, intent on winning a bet with Gray. But will Lucy overwork Natsu in an attempt of payback?

When Lucy is given another chance to do a cover for Sorcerer magazine, she is ecstatic to discover all the male attention it has garnered. Natsu, on the other hand…isn’t quite as pleased. -Natsu x Lucy-

What's a better test of Draco's straightness than Harry Potter in leather trousers? Humour. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

oh noes! tobi found fanfiction and now the random plots and new words are in his brain! what would the akatsuki do when tobi starts blabbering the plots and words in the base? hilarity ensues. minor sasodei, OOC, hidan's cussing, and random tobi moments

ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.

Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.

Hidan looks back on his and Kakuzu's deaths. KakuHidan KakuzuxHidan

"That wasn't a kiss, Draco." Potter said defiantly. "Very true." He agreed, nodding. "But this is." Rated for language, mostly.

Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.

A very odd discussion between Hidan and Tobi about a common interest that sort of explains why Hidan goes without a shirt. Warnings: Yaoi ToDei KakuHidan, and swearing.

I detest Valentine's Day and wanted no part of it. However, I can't resist a dare. So here's my schmoopy Valentine's Day fic that contains a continuation of the furniture utilization that seems to be my theme... This fic contains MATURE content for MATURE people only.

What's the lone female member of the Akatsuki to do when she gets bored? Find some hot men and make them yaoi of course! Rated for language, and LOTS of explicit MENTIONS, only mentions, of yaoi. SasoDei, KakuHidan, ItaKisa, and ZetTobi

SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

The Akatsuki are family, and they mourn as a family at the loss of their own.

The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]

Harry Potter is an average child, common in every aspect. Until one day his life changes dramatically and he experience a kind of magic he never knew existed. Alternate Universe ,No vodie, no Wizarding world HarryDraco slash

Hidan had no idea of that love could hurt so much. KakuHidan KakuSaso

Kakuzu and Hidan wake up together and with horrible hangovers Kakuzu's missing his right arm and Hidan's lost his rosary. Together they find the other Akatsuki members and try to piece together what happened.

Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.

Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.

It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.

Hermione organises a surprise party for Harry, but who's the one being surprised? DMHP Mpreg

Harry and Draco are forced to spend a depressing, rainy night together. Mildly slashy. Cute slash.

So this is what happens when Harry forgets his glasses... Funny fic, HD. You will NOT regret this.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Even a bad girl can change a good boy forever. Maybe that's why Ino saw Temari come out of the Nara household dressed in Shikamaru's clothes. [ShikaTema]

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Draco is turned into a child during a freak potions accident. severly mild Mpreg, slash, not while he's a child, OneShot

COMPLETE! What would happen if Draco Malfoy found a baby outside his front door, and the only one he could turn to was Harry Potter? HPDM SLASH. Pre HBP.

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

And on my grave, what will it say? Here lies another soul that was saved. Draco Malfoy questions his beliefs with a few words from Potter and realizes something. Who saves the savior? HD, tragedy with happy ending

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

HD. Harry and Draco end up having an eventful, interesting night at Hogwarts after witnessing something they'd rather not have witnessed. Arguments, pet ferrets and bonding. Slightly AU since HBP.

In order to convince more people to join Dumbledore's side in the war, Ron decides that he and Harry should romantically pair off with Slytherins. Complete!

"Truth or Dare, Potter?" H/D Slash! Complete. Crackfic!

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?