Hello. My name is Emily.

I do not bite. At least, I don't bite people. I have been known to bite apples. But don't tell anyone.

My BEST FRIEND calls me Emily-Elmo, and you may do the same if you wish. I don't mind.

I am friendlyshortaddictedtoreadingtalkativeloyalovingquietsometimesmoodyoftenquiterandomand a little bit CrAzY. I love to laughwriteeatchocolate talktomyfriendsdrawhavesleepoversticklepeopledaydreamhugmymotherplaywithmysisterdressupactlikeafiveyearoldwithmybestfriendand makepeoplesmile.

I was born on the twelfth of May and I CELEBRATE every year. BIRTHDAYS are important for me, and if you tell me yours I'll be sure to send you a message. (This may seem an unneccessary and strange to put on my profile, but see the 'oftenquiterandom' above.)

I value friendship. My BEST FRIEND is one of my favourite people in the world.

Give your BEST FRIEND a hug today. They probably deserve it.

Jesus loves you. Okay?

"Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.
It's not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything."

"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."

Fanfiction Stuff:

I like Supernatural, Lord of the Rings, the Anne and Emily series by L. M. Montgomery, Doctor Who, and a bit of Enid Blyton's stuff, as well as a whole lot of other assorted books and movies and t.v. shows. You'll find stories from a few of these fandoms on my favourites list. Have fun!

Quotes and Other Such Things:

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. -Martin Luther King, Jr.

Life isn’t measured by the breaths we take, but more of the moments that take our breath away.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. -Dr. Seuss

The family. We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another's desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. -Erma Bombeck

If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

A white man said "No colored people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me colored?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you have no food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Crap, we messed up."

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hugs you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgives you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running right with you

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Walk up to him and go, "It's because you're gay, right?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Offer you soda
BEST FRIENDS: Would dump theirs on you

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
BEST FRIENDS: Would throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run, Sucka, run!"

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and trips you again

FRIENDS: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge
BEST FRIENDS: Gets in a rowboat and saves you

FRIENDS: Ask you what's wrong
BEST FRIENDS: Are already loading up a shot gun to kill that Mother of Crap

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're too good for him when you get dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Call him up and say, "You're gonna die in seven days"

FRIENDS: Ask you why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry

FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help you learn how to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

and finally:

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

*Emily*