"A true boyfriend"

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you Give her your attention

When she pull's away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Favourite quotes:

I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent.

MTV has "My super sweet 16" and "When I was 17" what's next? "Officer, I swear she was 18?"

Have you guys heard the joke about butter? No? That's fine, I butter not tell you... you might... spread it.

When your friends tell you who they like and you're like "I KNEW IIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!"

A relationship is not a test so why cheat?

I'm not gonna delete you from my life. I'm gonna leave you there, so you can see how happy I am without you.

Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you.

When your pen runs out: 5% Calmly put it away and get a new one.. 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE

Boy: Boys are stronger than girls. Girl: Really? Can you bleed for seven days and still live? Boy: No... Girl: Point made.

Just be yourself. Because you could be EXACTLY what some guy out there is looking for. Don't change. Be YOU. :)

Always remember that, no matter how useless you feel,you're someone's reason to smile. :)

Are you free tomorrow? "No I'm fucking expensive."

Best relationship? When you can act like lovers and bestfriends at the same time.

The weird dance you do when you're putting on jeans..

Teacher: Why are you late?! Me: Does it matter? You still get paid right?

I'm not perfect. I'm not the girl every guy wants to date. I'm not the one all the other girls envy. I'm not the smartest. I'm not the prettiest. And I don't have the best body. But I'm me... And if that's not enough to please you, leave."

Everyone wants happiness, not pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without a little bit of rain.

I love how i can be a total dork around you and you still make me feel amazing

Two reasons why I wake up in the morning: 1.Alarm clock 2. Y̶o̶u̶ I have to pee.

HEY YOU
Yes you stop being unhappy with yourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks, love them. Without those things, you wouldn't be you. And why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident with who YOU are. Smile. It'll draw people in. If anyone hates you because you are happy with yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. My happiness will not depend on others anymore. I'm happy because I love who I am. I love my flaws. I love my imperfections. They make me, me. And 'me' is pretty amazing

why do people say "grow some balls?" balls are weak and sensitive, if you wanna get tough grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.

I don't need someone perfect. I need someone who loves me, respects me, cares for me and understands me.

U.G.L.Y. = U Gotta Love Yourself

When a movie says “based on a true story ” it gets 10 times scarier.

ON A TEST: Ba na = Banana?

True love isn't Romeo and Juliet dying together, it's Granpa and Granma growing old together.

Friendship quote.
No matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need the company of people who you can be completely stupid with

7 Keys to a great relationship: friendship,love, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding, and communication.

Sure, we all hate war, we all hate players, we all hate pimples, and we all hate being told that we're wrong. There is one thing though that most of us hate above all the rest, and that's heartbreak. I will tell you one thing, whoever broke your heart was obviously not worthy of you, so don't cry because it's over. Smile because it actually happpened.

“Well done, You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger”

pєncíls αrє mαdє wíth єrαsєrs tσ gívє чσu sєcσnd chαncєs, вut thє rєαl lσgíc ís thє єrαsєr wαs mαdє tσσ smαll fσr чσu tσ rєmєmвєr thαt sєcσnd chαncєs αrє límítєd.

If you type "coughing" into Google images it looks like a bunch of people blowing the Invisible Man.

I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

Pôr isto no google tradutor e carregar no altifalante

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Resultado: beatboxing do google tradutor!

Ninguem morre virgem, a vida acaba por nos foder a todos (translation: nobody dies virgin because life ends up fucking us all).

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Conversation 3:

Cleverbot: I enjoy 'Heroes'.

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Cleverbot: What did dumbledor see in the
mirror of erised.

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: He said: 'I make music but you
are just a silent planet'.

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threatening.

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Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Adele.

Cleverbot: No, kesha.

User: Adele.

Cleverbot: 'Someone like you' also 'Rolling
In The Deep'.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Do you like Adele?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you like Big Time Rush?

Cleverbot:
Yes.