A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

"I'll make them all disappear. One by one. I'll kill them all, for hurting my precious. Don't cry, love. I'm happy, too..." Mysterious disappearances. Gifts from no one. An obsessive shadow. Will Alfred be the next one to be taken away? Crazy!IvanxAlfred Rusame

They're called demons, the creatures that cause so much pain and suffering in the world. Born from the dark wishes of humanity, they only seek to destroy. As a half-demon, Alfred wants nothing more than to right the wrongs of his past. As a human, Ivan won't let anything get in the way as he seeks revenge. Their common goal; kill them all. RusAme.

In which America reveals his dirty little secret. He loves acting vulnerable around certain someone. He so loves being dominated by Russia and ruined by China. He is a masochist to the core. And when the other two know this, they aren't going easy on him. WARNING: smut, PWP, implied threesome, violence. RusAmeChu. Russia x America x China.

Ivan is a bodyguard with a new client, Alfred Jones. He's used to rich clients that would rather ignore him than give him the time of day, but Alfred's different. He gives Ivan his full attention, laughs with him, grows close to them. Soon enough, they become friends... maybe more. But this job is a dangerous one. RusAme.

"America….you made a grave, grave mistake," Canada's voice sounded as frosty as a thousand icicles scraping down one's skin, "and you will face the consequences." Canada punishes America...with his hockey stick. CanAme / USCan oneshot

Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED

The wall has been up for centuries. Ivan knows it must be protected, but not why. Alfred knows that he needs to get out, explore the world. The level of magic he possesses, however, attracts Ivan's attention, as well as the attention of Ivan's...advisor. The two clash immediately and neither are going to back down, on any issue that may arise. No matter the magnitude. RusAme.

Russia wants to become friends with America, but he gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for later chapters. RusAme with a bit of FrUK and a touch of PruCan on the side.

"It was just for a few laughs," he says while staring at the blood splattered on his clothing. "We figured it was just another stupid game." .:Human!AU/Demons/Occult/Non-Con/Dub-Con:.

Ivan and Alfred have a good life; a nice big house in a safe little neighborhood, two cars, a stable marriage now going on for 6 years, and of course steady income on both ends. The thing is though; said steady income is coming in through government appointed missions. We're talking KGB vs CIA. RusAme. Longshot!

A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.

Alfred is a prisoner, or perhaps an experiment. He wakes up with no memories of who he once was, no recollection of how to speak or move, or even how to understand the language. Who is he anyways? And how did he get here? Not to mention the strange attachment he feels to the Doctor. Something is off, and it's only a matter of time before it all crumbles. Omega!verse UKUS

Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS

The coffee was only half of it, really. He liked the warmth much more. Russia/America, AU, cuddly!Russia. Rated for future chapters.

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

A series of one-shots detailing the life and times of the lovely Amelia F. Jones, or to most, the United States of America. There will be love, tears, laughter, and the occasional boob joke, so come along for the ride and prepare for the awesomeness that is America. (RusFem!Ame) Chapter 23: All The Songs And Sexual Innuendoes Learned On An 1800s Whaling Ship

AU All Human. Alfred Jones ten years old made a Facebook account with the name Kansas Sunflower. Ivan Braginski seventeen years old is the head of a Mafia in Russia and he has Alfred brought to Russia. Time stops for no one. Alfred & Ivan become older.

Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)

Monsters lurk around every corner in the seedy night streets of London. But the worst monsters are always the ones inside the mind, because they're the most impossible to escape from. UkUs dark!fic.

Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.

The King of Spades has no power in politics, until he meets the catalyst that sparks his desire to be great.

"It is not so hard for one predator to find another, da?" Ivan hooked a finger under Alfred's chin and tilted his head up, meeting the conflicted blue eyes of the werewolf. /were!Alfred and vamp!Ivan alt universe

Alfred became an orphan in the blink of an eye, barely saved from the wreckage of his village. Soon, he is taken to the palace to train as an official royal knight. That is when he meets Prince Arthur. The two swiftly fall for each other, but a war turns Prince into King sooner than expected. Can their love survive with a secret operation to destroy them both? UKUS smut, 2 authors

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.

Russia's been spending a lot of time at America's house lately. She wonders why before being told about the baby- Wait BABY?

Prince Alfred must marry as a Prince should. Prince Ivan is one whom likes him. However others are after him and instead of wanting Alfred to happy they try breaking him. All because Alfred was raised like a commoner for the first years of his life

Para el horror de USA, Rusia decidió que ellos dos debían enamorarse y mientras más intenta luchar contra ello, la determinación de Rusia en cortejarlo se vuelve más fuerte, incluso si en medio del "cortejo" se toman ciertas medidas drásticas... RusiaxUSA

100 themes dealing with Alfred and Ivan's sudden meeting, and their life's twist and turns through their lives. Rating will go up because of MPreg MUCH later on.

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

In which Romano jumps to conclusions, and America goes along for the ride. They'll get it sorted out eventually, right? M for language, sexual situations. Romano/America. Amateur M writer, be warned!

What started out as an embarrassing situation for Russia leads him into an exciting competition involving his once greatest rival. RussiaxAmerica, a little of AmericaxEveryone. Genderbending. Rated T to be safe. Human names used.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

Prince Matthew is to be "subjugated" by Lord Ivan for several days. He wants a way out and then he discovers the young American peasant, Alfred, who's been impersonating him. Now he has an idea. Russia x US A Prince and Pauper story

Mom and Dad went and had a baby brother without my permission. That demon spawn is taking all the attention and all their love! But don't worry, this man is a wizard, and he'll get it back for me! UKUS RAPE&PEDOPHILIA. I'M SERIOUS HERE, DLDR!AmeCan at end

America approaches England for sex while he's doing laundry. As coitus ensues, England makes a sap out of himself and demonstrates how deeply he's in love in spite of himself. Fill from Kink meme.

America is secretly really fond of England's stew. England is secretly really fond of THAT. M for oral. deanon from kink meme. Not quite as PWP as it sounds.

AU: The kiss of a poisoned apple, the theft of innocence, the loss of a still beating heart; all is within the shattered mirror. Guard yourselves fast, lest ye find yourselves at the mercy of a demon. IvanxAlfred, warnings inside

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.

When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.

Sequel to CTD. It's been over a year since Felicita and her friends discovered their parents' identity as nations. But due to a mishap, they get transported back in time to 1960, 15 years after the end of WWII. Warnings: mpreg, crossdressing, yaoi.

America struggles to find solace after civilization crumbles in a post-apocalyptic world. My take on the classic "Aliens invade planet earth" set up. Rated M for language & violence.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

A mix of Hetalia and HoND, with England as Frollo and America as Esmeralda. Based out the scene and song of Hellfire and generally just a lot of England being repressed but wanting America. There is a lot of fantasizing within. UK-US

With war taxes rising and living becoming harder, Alfred will do anything to save their farm even if it means giving himself to Lord Ivan. AU Human names used Better summary inside IvanxAlfred FrancisxArthur LudwigxFeli Iv

As Russian-American relations warm up in 2010, America is invited to Russia's Victory Day parade for the very first time. America proceeds to freak himself out about it.

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

"I think we should move in together." "Sure-WHAT!" Don't agree to something unless you know what it entails. RusAm

Arthur likes going to America to get away from his dreary life, and one night he meets Alfred. This is not a happy story, and not really a sad story. It is more a life story. One shot.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

When Ivan woke homeless with a hangover he found himself in New Hope, a shelter run by a spzz of an American with more than his share of secrets. RUS/USA. DISCONTINUED.

If it looks like the devil, talks like the devil and smiles like the devil then it must be the devil. Rated M to be sure and future chapters. Fem!AmericaxRussia.

Alfred returns home one night to brag to his brother and ends up doing something he never thought he would. AU one-shot. Written for Senekisu. Roleplay by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for yaoi and incest.

Shortly after getting pieces of an evil mirror in his eye and heart, Alfred is spirited away by the Snow King. Matthew sets out to find him and bring him home. But the journey is long and the Snow King is not keen on letting Alfred go. AlxMatt,IvanxAl

America gave Russia a near psychotic smile. "Is it good, friend?" Rated M for cannibalism, forced self-cannibalism.

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

What happens when America mistakes some English slang for something completely different? One-shot! Mature for UKUS sexy times ;

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture

Alfred’s always kept her secret from everyone but on one winter afternoon Russia finds out. Russia/fem!America

England wants America. So does Russia. Neither can have him. Not individually anyway. And thus an unholy alliance is formed... RussiaxAmericaxEngland, Rated M for saucy content

Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...

On the verge of financial ruin, America turns to England for assistance. He gets far more than he bargained for. Hijinks ensue. Onesided!EnglandxAmerica, WorldxAmerica. M for language, fanservice, and just to be safe.

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

Matthew, surprisingly enough, was the first to speak. He stood up and slammed his hands on the table. “What about Alfred! Is he that unimportant to you!” RussiaxAmerica

England catches America drinking, of all things, tea. UK/US

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.