Hey people! I'm Alex, and yes, I am a girl. I'm pretty weird. And well... hmmmm... a little more about myself. I love penguins, my favorite show of all all time is CRIMINAL MINDS, I have a lot of favorite movies, too many to list, though my current favorite is Big Hero 6, and the only people I would fangirl over are: Dylan O'Brien, Matthew Gray Gubler, Matt Lewis, Tom Felton, Justin Timberlake, Logan Lerman, Josh Hutcherson, Noel Fisher and Callan McAuliffe. Well I'm a HUGE reader and I LOVE to write:) Feel free to pm me anytime if you have questions about my stories or just want to chat.

Current Obsessions: Big Hero 6, Shameless (Best show ever), The Percy Jackson Series (Mainly Nico), Harry Potter (Always), Cameron Monagham and Noel Fisher, Earl Grey Tea

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Three ways that remind you that you're a Fan-Fiction person even when your not on the website

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2.) Whenever given a homework question, like 'If two trains leave the station at the same time, one leaving at 8 A.M. going 70 miles per hour, and the other leaves at 10 A.M. going 50 miles per hour, which when will reach the next station first?' being a Fan-Fiction reviewer, you want to write, 'Why are you asking me!? Do I look like I have a college degree that deals with Trains? Go ask the conductor!'

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I may have stole this next part off of someone else's profile. I just put my own answers in. They are in the bold, obviously.

What's your name?

Alex

How old are you?

I'm keeping it a secret

What is your favorite color?

Blue

What is the color of your eyes?

Brown.

What is your favorite animal?

Penguins if you haven't noticed...

What are some of your fears?

Spiders... the dark... elevators...

How many pets do you have?

3

What are your pets?

Dogs

What expression do you overuse on the computer?

Awesome

What websites do you visit daily?

Fanfiction, Fictionpress, Pottermore (Yeah, I'm a nerd), Archive of Our Own

Siblings?

A younger brother

Do you like taking surveys?

Depends on my mood...

What is your worst habit?

Biting my lip.

What is your favorite song?

Marchin On, One Republic

What are you listening to?

Nothing at the moment

Who did you last say something to?

My mom

What did you say to them?

Mom: Can you do me a favor and turn off the light. I want to take a nap.

Me: Is it even possible to take a nap at 10pm?

Are your parents together?

Yep, still married

Do you have AIM?

Uhhh nope.

What is your screen name?

No AIM

Now what are you listening to?

Still nothing

Do you go to school?

Yes.

What school do you go to?

Pretty sure I shouldn't say...

Do you like your school?

Yes, actually. I do.

How old are you?

I'm pretty sure I already answered this...

Did you realize I asked you that already?

. . . . Yep, just read the response above...

What is your current annoyance?

Nothing right now

Are you talking to anyone?

I'm texting my friends

Feel free to copy & paste this on your profile and change the answers to the questions! (: Oh and once again my answers are the ones in bold...obviously!

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?

My living room

2. Who are you in love with?

Nobody at the moment

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?

I don't think so...

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Not at the moment

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?

About a week and a half ago

6. Are you wearing socks right now?

Nope

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?

Nope, I don't have a car...

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?

I don't know...

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?

Nope

10. Are you hot?

Define 'hot'

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?

A slushie

12. What are you wearing right now?

Pajamas

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?

Depends...

14. Last food that you ate?

Pizza

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?

Sadly, no.

17. When is the last time you ran?

Can't remember

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?

Can't remember

19. Your dream vacation?

Definitely the UK

20. Last person's house you were in?

My grandmas

21. Worst injury you've ever had?

Stitches in my thumb

22. Do you miss anyone right now?

Yeah, some friends

23. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

I don't really know...

24. What are your plans for tonight?

Going to sleep after I'm done with this

25. Next trip you are going to take?

Don't have one planned

26. Ever go to camp?

Nope.

27. Were you an honor roll student in school?

Yep

28. What do you want to know about the future?

I'm more of a 'live in the moment' kind of gal

29. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne

Yeah, Victoria's Secret perfume

30. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?

Most Likely

31. Where is your best friend?

At her house I'm assuming.

32. How is your best friend?

Awesome as usual

33. Do you have a tan?

Yeah, it's sunny where I live

34. What are you listening to right now?

Still nothing

35. Do you collect anything?

I guess I have a cool coin collection...

36. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?

Don't really know any gossipers

37. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?

Haven't.

38. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?

Uh yeah, hasn't eveyone?

39. What does your last text message say?

G'night

40. Do you like hot sauce?

HECKS YEAH

41. Last time you took a shower?

This morning

42. Do you need to do laundry?

My mom does it for me...I'm to lazy.

43. Are you someone's best friend?

Yep

44. Are you rich?

Well... Im not poor and Im not rich either

55. What were you doing at 12AM last night?

Writing

Some of the best things I have ever heard/read:

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good (Harry Potter)

Eat. You'll feel better (Harry Potter)

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

I'd rather spend my money on books that unnecessary electricity... (Inkheart)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was (The Maze Runner series)

I am the world's greatest earth bender... Your argument is invalid (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

I'm not random, I just think quicker than you. Jealous?

Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow! (Mulan)

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.