Hi, I'm Izzy-Bella. Yes, that is what my friends call me! I love the colors black, blue, pink, and yellow. I live in a small town, with my mom, dad, and sister. I also have a puppy named Buddy. I love Forever The Sickest Kids, Taylor Swift, Adam Lambert, and Green Day. I'm addicted to reading and writing, but I'm horrible at spelling. Thats all I'm gonna tell you! Mwahahahahahahaha!

THREE GUYS GO FISHING. THERE NAMES ARE DO DA,BOB AND BOBERT.

DO DA CATCHES A BIG FISH. HE FALLS IN AND DROWNS. BOB AND BOBERT DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL HIS WIFE. SO WHEN DO DA'S WIFE ANSWERS THE DOOR THEY SING " GESS WHO DROWN IN THE LAKE TODAY DO DA, DO DA!!

month One
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb!
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow!
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more soul that will never love.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh?Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!If you can read that please put it in your profile.

Wierd is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then wierd is good. If you're wierd and proud of it, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room(Not repuested at a funeral or wedding), copy/paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile. (i do frequly)

If you are addicted to vampires and want to be one, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that too many people are trying too be something they're not, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy/paste this on your profile.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "its because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.FRIENDS: Buy you lunchBEST FRIENDS: Eat yours FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome!Let's do it again!"FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left youFRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.BEST FRIENDS: Laugh and trip you again.FREINDS: know all of your best storiesBEST FRIENDS: has lived them with you.FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lostBEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directionsFRIENDS: Will help me learn to driveBEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insuranceFRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go awayBEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go awayFRIENDS: Will go to a concert with meBEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with meFRIENDS: Asks me for my numberBEST FRIENDS: Asks me for her numberFRIENDS: Hides me from the copsBEST FRIENDS: is probably the reason they are after me in the first placeFRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.FRIENDS: Forgive you.BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.FRIENDS: Politely refuse food.BEST FRIENDS: Demand it and wipe your pantry clean.FRIENDS: lets me make an idiot of myself in publicBEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

When in doubt, make up words!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!:)

This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination.

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If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile( i should pry take this one of, i died last week)

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
~I'd rather be hated for who I am then loved for who I'm not.
~Some people say that things happen because other people make them. Some people say things happen for no reason. And I, know things happen because of Fate.
~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
~Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

Have you ever been captured by evil squirrels and taken to their secret squirrel hideout, but rescued by your vampire love, who ran around with a machine gun shouting die squirrels, die?

I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding.

I am a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids.

There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.
The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.
Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

Isn't having a smoking section in a resturant like having a peeing section in the pool?

You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the best and tallest person in the NBA is Chinese, The Swiss hold America's cup, France is accusing US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Sleeping pills: I remember taking some, I just don't remember how many...

Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips that answer none

Life sucks, and then you die. -Jacob Black

Join the army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people. Then kill them.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there!

~Perfection is the pursuit of perfection.
~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When lofe gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.
~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all mymisspells on my pencil?
~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'
~My friend overheard some people talking about me. How weird I was, how creepy, how wrong. But I just said 'I feel sorry for them' because I have a friend who told me, while their friends would sooner be the ones saying it.
~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!" ~No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!
~You're jus jealous becasue I'm the only one the voices talk to.
~I talk to myself becasue mine are the only answers I accept!
~The extinction of the dinosoars was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~When in doubt, make words up!
~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tommorow in Australia.
~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very fraid!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
~Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.
~Two things are ininite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.
~Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!
~I was going to take over th world but I got distracted by something sparkley.
~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.
~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
~If your heart was really broken, you'b be dead. So SHUT UP!
~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the capet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer

~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: tresspassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~Welcome to the internet! Pants optional.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?

~if you die on an elevator make sure you push the up button.

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy so post this on your profile!

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

If you don't chech under the bed for mosters, but do chech behind the shower curtain for vampires/monsters/cops/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy/paster this on your profile.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Smile- its the end of the world(:

real reason why rappers are called rappers: the c was cut off the printer when it originally printed.

1. YOUR REAL NAME: isabel

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): isaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): hot pink dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Molly Mundt

THANK YOU JOANNA you were my first reviewer! (: :)