Warning: I swear. Like, all the time. I'm also very sarcastic. All the time.

Another warning: Everything I write is shit. It's beyond me why anyone even looks at it, especially considering that I write unpopular ships.

I love anything with MCSM in it.

I'm a Swiftie and a Lunartic.

I rename my fanfics a lot. Don't judge.

I write stories containing self-harm, abuse, suicide, suggestive content, the occasional mental illness, swearing, and shipping. If you dislike reading stuff with any of those things, leave now.

I'm a disaster lesbian. And proud of it.

ALL ABOUT ME (this was copy-pasted from TheEnderPickaxe, just for the record)

Name: Sorry, forgot the part where you guys are entitled to know this. As far as you know, my name is Becky. Which, now that I think about it, isn't far from the truth. Whatever.

Age: Thirteen

Gender: Female (Pronouns: She/her)

Status: Waiting for inspiration to strike while listening to my YT music playlist.

Type your name with your knuckles: NoItsBecky (iPad perks!)

Type your name with your nose: NoItsBecky (Again, iPad perks.)

Type your name with your elbow: NoItsBecky (Do I even need to say it?)

Type your name with your eyes closed: NoItsBecky (What in the…)

YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Rebizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Cat

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Nope, not doing this one.

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Soda (So basically, grape soda. I love grape soda!)

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Not doing this one either.

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Amy

Favorite food: Pizza

Favorite movie: Gremlins

Favorite TV show: Steven Universe. Or maybe Avatar. Or Gravity Falls. I dunno.

Favorite book: The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer. Like I said, I'm a Lunartic.

Favorite YouTube channel(s): PopularMMOS, Aphmau, and Stacyplays.

Favorite YouTube series: Minecraft Diaries FTW!

Favorite game: Minecraft or Undertale. Can't decide.

Fav Undertale Character: Sans and Chara, although it's sad how much I can relate to Alphys.

Fav Minecraft Story Mode Character: Petra, but I really like Cassie Rose too. Don't judge. I interpret her differently from most people.

Favorite songs: Wonderland-Taylor Swift

Red-Taylor Swift

Hopes and Dreams-Toby Fox (Don't you dare tell me it's not a real song.)

Ready For It-Taylor Swift

Usernames:

Minecraft username: NoItsBecky_127 (Give me a shout if you see me!)

Club Penguin username: Don't play it.

Youtube: NoItsBecky 127 (I don't make videos though)

Fanfiction: NoItsBecky (duh)

Wattpad: NoItsBecky_127 (I never use it though)

Wikia: NoItsBecky

Roblox: Don't play that either.

Birthday: Hell no.

Favourite Colour(s): Pink

Favourite Animatronic (Five Nights at Freddy's): Nope

Favourite Mascot (Club Penguin): Nope

EPF Rank (CP): Nope

Harry Potter Hogwarts House: Gryffindor (Because Gryffindor's awesome.)

Faction (Divergent): Candor (probably; I'm very blunt)

District (Hunger Games): No clue.

Hybrid (Minecraft): I don't know if I get a say in this, but if I do, then Enderman.

My Quotes to inspire other people:

I have none; I'm not a very inspiring person.

My CRAY CRAY QUOTES:

I have none of these either.

If I were a YouTuber, these would be my quotes:

"Either fight me or don't, but don't bowspam me/(insert other tactic I consider cheap)."

"Am I just supposed to not question this?"

"Oh, for the love of (insert whatever made me mad)"

"Screw this, I'm going to go write a fanfic."

"Go die in a hole."

"Snowballs/eggs don't hurt, genius." (When playing Minecraft Skywars)

"I am going to smash my computer. I am seriously going to smash my computer."

"Yeah, no."

Smol reminder that:

Mettaton is neither canonically trans nor canonically cis

Undyne is neither canonically lesbian nor canonically bi nor canonically any other sexuality

Papyrus is neither canonically aroace nor canonically not aroace

Frisk is neither canonically nonbinary nor canonically cis

Chara is neither canonically nonbinary nor canonically cis

THESE ARE ALL HEADCANONS. IF SOMETHING IS NOT CONFIRMED, YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER HEADCANONS YOU DESIRE TO HAVE.

HEADCANONING SOMETHING DIFFERENTLY FROM WHAT IS IMPLIED IS NOT ERASURE.

List only 10 characters from any series.

I'm doing MCSM because MCSM is fucking awesome.

1. Jesse
2. Lukas
3. Petra
4. Olivia
5. Axel
6. Reuben
7. Milo
8. Isa
9. Reginald
10. Benedict

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Me: WTF JESSE

7 cooked you dinner.

Me: Milo, don't take this the wrong way, but...you make secret rebellion clubs better than you cook. In short, this is crap.

4 and 5 are having an argument. Why is this?

Axel blew up Olivia's circuit. Or maybe Olivia wired her redstone too close to Axel's TNT and it got blown up too soon.

6 is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Someone ate bacon. I will make a big show of freeing a pig from the slaughterhouse.

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

YES YES YES LUKTRA MY OTP YASSSSSS

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Me: Benedict, you're a fucking chicken. Why are you looking at porn? Oh, it's chicken porn. Why, exactly, does that exist?

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

No, because he's too busy guarding to comfort anyone.

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

I don't give a damn. Well, for Jesse it's kind of weird considering speedos are for guys, but whatever.

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

How? Judging by the accent, you're British, and I'm American.

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Because I love bacon and he's mad.

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

Me: I don't give a crap about Petra or Reginald-what I'm really confused about is Benedict. Why is a chicken a part of this?

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but her advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Me: Well, Olivia does more redstone than anything else, so she probably doesn't know how to talk to guys.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Me: Is this filled with TNT? Because I seriously can't see Axel giving me a teddy bear.

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Me: Jesse and Reginald. I don't even know what to say right now.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Reuben said he was better than Benedict, and of course Isa refused to believe that, so she started swearing at Reuben. Milo was interested because he's Milo and he's interested in these things.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with her at her place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

I accept, and ask her to teach me redstone since I suck at it.

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: Let me guess, Axel: You fucked up with your TNT and this place is going to blow.

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

I'd go with Lukas to the cafe. I doubt Benedict would be very good company, and since she's a chicken, I also doubt she would be able to cook very well.

1 suspects you are Kira.

Who the hell is Kira?

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Dammit, I'm stuck with Regg-er, Reginald! I don't pay attention to the other people with us because I'm too busy banging my head against a wall.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, and then kisses you on the cheek.

Me: ...Lukas, you do know I'm gay, right?

Lukas: fuck

Petra: *walks in* If you were going to cheat on me, you could've at least done it with a straight girl.

Lukas: double fuck

4 is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

Olivia would sing Sparks Fly because the title reminded her of redstone, and I would sneak in the other Sparks Fly. (Yes, there are two. One by Miranda Cosgrove, and one by Taylor Swift.)

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

Me: Yeah! Gay squad! *high five*

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Petra will because she's Petra.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) chocolate.writing.perfection (USA) TheGod'sQuill(USA) Morro the Master of Wind (Canada), StoryWriter2003 (England), Minecraftausllygirl(Canada), Gamerwhogames(USA), NoItsBecky (USA)

READ THIS IF YOU CARE:

Everyone is different. Some people assume that because people are different, then they shouldn't be kind to them. Just because someone looks, acts, dresses, talks, or believes differently than you doesn't mean they should be ignored or disrespected, because for all you know, that could be you one day. For all you know, those "different" people are going through the exact same problems you are, or even worse. For all you know, they might be having troubles with their family at home, or they might have their own problems to deal with. Because trust me - we all got problems. A speaker came to my school this week and told us a story:

There was a suicide on a bridge. The investigators looked through the victim's home to look for clues that might tell them why he jumped. They only found this letter:

"I will go to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way there, I will not jump."

Not one person had a smile to give him.

You never know how much a single smile towards someone will brighten up their lives. If you see someone who looks upset, tell them that everything will be okay. If you see someone who is being bullied, stand up for them. If you see someone who is sitting alone during lunch, walk away from the crowd and ask to join them. Just because someone isn't the same as you, it doesn't give anyone a reason to label them as a social outcast. Because honestly, everyone is different. Those people that you call your friends are different than you, but you still hang with them, right? Not one person in this world is the same, but we can all stand together for a common goal. If you agree with this, want to help those "different" people that no one seems to talk to, and will encourage your friends to do the same, then repost this in your profile. Repost this if you care :)

Repost if you are against bullying.

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.

That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying

FRIEND: Will help me when I'm lost.

PBEST FRIEND: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

FRIEND: Will help me learn to drive.

BEST FRIEND: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIEND: Will watch my pets when I go away.

BEST FRIEND: Won't let me go away.

FRIEND: Ask me for my number.

BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.

FRIEND: Hides me from the cops.

BEST FRIEND: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

FRIEND: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.

BEST FRIEND: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Fade.

BEST FRIENDS: Are FOREVER.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKIN AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts your best friend

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.

BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!"

BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you.

BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.

BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you.

BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap

BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (Ew. No.)
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY I MUST be a b*tch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Nah, I was just raised in a Democrat family.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Yes, I am. Does that mean you can assume it's because I have some liberal beliefs? No, fuck you.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Well, I actually don't have a social life, but THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. (I'm thirteen, dumbass. I think I'd be going in an even wronger direction if I weren't a virgin.)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so i MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have LOW SELF-ESTEEM, so I MUST think badly of myself and be depressed all the time.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*ssy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*tch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*tch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a Horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so It MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. (Nah, just one particular girl. One particular girl who doesn't seem to be fully aware that I exist.)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian b* (I mean, I am, but that's not the point of this.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am CHINESE, so I MUST support Communism.
I'm original, so I MUST be shunned.

RULES: 1: put on your iTunes, Windows Media player, etc, on shuffle. 2: for each question, press the next button on your shuffled playlist/library. The name of the song you get is your answer. 3: YOU MUST WRITE DOWN THAT SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY OR STUPID IT SOUNDS. 4: put any comments in brackets. 5: post this on your profile!

1: If someone says "Is this okay?", you say..? White Horse (Is the white horse okay?)

2. How would you describe yourself? Teardrops On My Guitar (Actually, I don't cry much, and I don't even play guitar, although I'd like to learn.)

3. What would you like in a guy/girl? Shake It Off (No comment, and DON'T ASK WHY I HAVE SHAKE IT OFF! I LIKE THE SONG OKAY?)

4. How do you feel today? Haunted (Shit, I'm being haunted!)

5. What is your life's purpose? A Perfectly Good Heart (I do have a perfectly good heart...)

6. What is your motto? Better Than Revenge (Well, there is nothing I do better than revenge…actually, there is. I'm crap at revenge.)

7. What do your friends think of you? Last Kiss (wut)

8. What do you think of your parents? I Knew You Were Trouble (No, they aren't!)

9. What do you think about very often? The Story of Us (Well, I do love to read!)

10. What is 2 plus 2? Our Song (No, it's actually 4, and to be honest, I was hoping 22 would come on for this.)

11. What do you think of your best friend? Mean (No. She. Isn't! She's fucking awesome!)

12. What do you think of the person you like? Picture To Burn (BURN ALL THE PICTURES! Well, I don't even have any pictures of her, so…)

13. What is your life story? If This Was a Movie (Nah, my life isn't THAT awesome.)

14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Long Live (Well, I do want to live a long time!)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? The Moment I Knew (The moment I knew...that I liked her? That I don't actually like anyone?)

16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Enchanted (I'm sure it'll be enchanting.)

17. What will they play at your funeral? You're Not Sorry (Shit, was I murdered? Is this a message to my killer?)

18. What is your hobby/interest? Ours (This is getting weirder and weirder.)

19. What is your biggest fear? Cold As You (Well, I do hate the cold.)

20. What is your biggest secret? All You Had To Do Was Stay (See 18.)

21. What do you think of your friends? Fifteen (Nah, I don't have that many friends.)

22. What will you post this as? I Wish You Would (We don't speak of this, okay? Also, if you couldn't tell, I'm a crazy Swiftie. I know I said that before, but my profile is so long that you probably forgot.)

(Just going to do this again with my YT playlist.)

1: If someone says "Is this okay?", you say..? Bone to Pick (I have a bone to pick with you for asking me that!)

2. How would you describe yourself? Opal (Uh, no, that's not particularly accurate.)

3. What would you like in a guy/girl? Undertale the Musical - CORE (I want her to be something good at her core! Okay, that made no sense.)

4. How do you feel today? DanTDM sings to his intro (Wut.)

5. What is your life's purpose? Undertale the Musical -Turn Around and Shake My Hand (MY LIFE'S PURPOSE IS TO SHAKE EVERYONE'S HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

6. What is your motto? Undertale the Musical - Here We Are (That's a pretty damn weird motto.)

7. What do your friends think of you? Undertale the Musical - Spider Dance (Uh, no. I have arachnophobia, thank you very much.)

8. What do you think of your parents? Undertale the Musical - Your Best Friend Reprise (They're my parents. Not my best friends.)

9. What do you think about very often? PopularMMOs Sings to his intro (Well, I have been thinking about it quite a bit because of how funny it is. XD )

10. What is 2 plus 2? Undertale the Musical - Ruins (Oh, crap, math is ruined!)

11. What do you think of your best friend? Undertale the Musical - Let's Dating Fight (Nah, we don't fight much.)

12. What do you think of the person you like? Undertale the Musical - Metal Crusher (Well, they got the 'crush' part right.)

13. What is your life story? Undertale the Musical - Heartache (Okay, so I guess my life has been full of heartache. I'm sad now. =( )

14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Undertale the Musical - Metal Crusher Reprise (...what?)

15. What do you think of when you see the person you like? Undertale the Musical - Once Upon a Time (Well, every fairy tale starts with those words, and everyone wants a fairy tale life! =D )

16. What will you dance to at your wedding? Undertale the Musical - Your Best Friend (Nah, that song's not great for dancing. It starts off alright, but then it gets all creepy and twisted because this is Flowey we're talking about here.)

17. What will they play at your funeral? Clods (Whoever killed me must have been a clod!)

18. What is your hobby/interest? Undertale the Musical - Dogs Approaching (Actually, I prefer cats to dogs.)

19. What is your biggest fear? Unstable (We Are Malachite Now) (Well, being Malachite would be pretty damn scary.)

20. What is your biggest secret? Defective (My biggest secret is that underneath it all, I'm defective. *le gasp*)

21. What do you think of your friends? Undertale the Musical - Ghost Fight (They're just as awesome as the song!)

22. What will you post this as? Undertale the Musical - Spear of Justice (This was incredibly strange. Let's never speak of this. Ever.)

List your 12 favorite characters from your fandom and answer these questions: (Doing this with MCSM, and then probably with Avatar and Undertale as well.)

1. Olivia

2. Jesse (Female)

3. Axel

4. Lukas

5. Petra

6. Cassie Rose

7. Isa

8. Reginald

9. Benedict

10. Milo

11. Ivor

12. Soren

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Cassie Rose and Ivor? Well, they're both villains who could possibly turn good (Ivor actually did) so I can kind of see it.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell yeah. He's our adorable little cinnamon roll!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

jumps out the window*

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Hell no.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Once again, hell no.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10, because Benedict is a fucking chicken.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

A lot of shit would go down involving Isa's badass martial arts skills.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No. They've never even met, for fuck's sake!

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

"Old Builders Comfort Each Other"

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Over my dead body.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No, my friends don't even write fanfiction.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write about Two/Four/Five?

I could actually see that. Wait, fuck this, I'm going to go write a love triangle fanfic between Jesse, Lukas and Petra.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Fight Song (Because he will stop at nothing to protect people)

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what warning would it have?

Warning: Contains extreme amounts of humor, pumpkins and Soren yelling at Cassie Rose for wearing a pumpkin around the Endermen, even if it's a white one.

5) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Well, I read my own fanfics quite often.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Jesse and Isa are in a happy relationship until Isa dumps Jesse for Benedict. Jesse, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Ivor, has an unhappy breakup with Soren, then follows the wise advice of Petra and finds true love with Axel.

17) What title would you give this fic?

In Which A Lot Of Non-Love Related Shit Goes Down

18) Quickly! Get a 5 characters from undertale and mix them up with characters in this list!!

Alphys! Olivia! Perfect!

Undyne and Petra!

Chara and Cassie Rose!

Frisk and Jesse!

Flowey and Ivor!

(Those first two Undertale X MC:SM pairings were originated by The Ender Pickaxe and I couldn't bring myself to change them because they were so fucking perfect.)

List your 12 favorite characters from your fandom and answer these questions: (Undertale time!)

1. Frisk (Female)

2. Chara (Female)

3. Sans

4. Papyrus

5. Alphys

6. Mettaton

7. Undyne

8. Asgore

9. Toriel

10. Flowey

11. Temmie

12. Napstablook

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Mettaton and Temmie? Hell no.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?.

Of course he is! He's THE GREAT PAPYRUS, after all!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Asgore and Napstablook? Nopenopenopenopenope

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

No, although most fics include her.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Chara and Mettaton? Most likely not, although they're both ghosts.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9, because Flowey has no soul. No, seriously. Also, Alphys called Toriel cute at one point.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

Well, I doubt Undyne would be able to see Chara, so she would be confused as to why Napstablook is kissing air.

BUT YAY BLOOKY FINALLY FOUND A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

...no..

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

The Ghost and the Warrior

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Surprisingly enough, no.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Once again, no.

12) Would anyone one of your friends list write about Two/Four/Five?

OH GAWD NO

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I wouldn't write a songfic about Asgore; who does that?

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what warning would it have?

Warning: Contains a lot of stupidity.

5) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

How about never?

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Frisk and Undyne are in a happy relationship until Undyne dumps Frisk for Toriel. Frisk, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Temmie, has an unhappy breakup with Napstablook, then follows the wise advice of Alphys and finds true love with Sans.

17) What title would you give this fic?

FRANS 4 LYFE

18) Quickly! Get a 5 characters from undertale and mix them up with characters in this list!!

Can't really do that for obvious reasons.

But if you want me to list my UT ships, okay.

Chara X Asriel (Chasriel/Chariel)

Alphys X Undyne (Alphyne)

Toriel X Asgore (Torigore/Asriel)

(Lowkey ship this) Chara X Frisk (Charisk)

List your 12 favorite characters from your fandom and answer these questions: (I swear, this is the last one. I really like these. Avatar (both shows) coming through!)

1. Aang

2. Katara

3. Sokka

4. Toph

5. Zuko

6. Azula

7. Iroh

8. Korra

9. Asami

10. Mako

11. Bolin

12. Jinora

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Oh, no. No no no. HELL NO.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?.

Yeah, she's pretty.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...but you're both females...and Korra is dating Asami...and Jinora is into Kai...and Korra is 7 years older than Jinora...

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

None in particular, but I've read a few about her.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No, they hate each other and Azula is insane.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

No. They're not even from the same series.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

"Why are you kissing your granddaughter, Katara?"

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No; they're technically the same fucking person.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic?

A Fanfic That Was Not Meant To Exist

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

No, not really.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No.

12) Would anyone on your friends list write about Two/Four/Five?

NO.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Angel With A Shotgun

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what warning would it have?

Warning: Incest and pedophilia.

5) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never, but I've read a lot of fics with him.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Aang and Iroh are in a happy relationship until Iroh dumps Aang for Asami. Aang, brokenhearted, goes on one date with Bolin, has an unhappy breakup with Jinora, then follows the wise advice of Zuko and finds true love with Sokka.

17) What title would you give this fic?

What.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel
and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHEARTXOXO, Kagome-Loves-Kouga,
Jessica01, Kitsunelover300, Flying Dragonite, LeafeonLover, MitzvahRose, Aquamarine6996, Moonlesscat, Liliana Dragonshard, JustCallMeD!sc0rd3r, EzraStarWarsRebels, StoryWriter2003, NoItsBecky,

Games, books and movies and the like have a way of making you feel bad for or even like the villain. If you have liked or pitied a villain, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list (and the names of the character(s) if you want):

NoItsBecky (Cassie Rose (MCSM) and Queen Levana (The Lunar Chronicles)),

All of us probably have a character that makes us smile when we see or write their name. We can't help it, but the name seems to ravel itself in our pleasure, and simply refuses to let go. So repost this if you have a character like this and add your name (and if you want, theirs) to the list:
StoryWriter2003 (Zhou Yu), NoItsBecky,

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.

I AM A CASSIE ROSE SYMPATHIZER! IF YOU ARE ONE WHO FEELS SORRY FOR THE WHITE PUMPKIN, THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

This is sickening. Nobody should be treated unfairly for how they're born. Please, copy and paste this into your profile if you're against homophobia, or transphobia, or sexism, or any sort of bigotry.

I know this is late, but L'Shana Tova!