Once Upon A Time a lack of funding and the recession (--shakes fist--) resulted in two cousins deciding that their Christmas fics would not be of the materialistic tendancy, but instead would come from the heart... AND LO! Crack!fics were decided on. (And a good deal of everything else - nothing serious though)

Welcome To The Madness That Is Shared Genomes Put In Different Bodies!

Name: Red
Location: Appearing soon at a desk chair near you...
Ambition: Joining an American Circus with my friend who will be known as Peanut
Favourite Fandoms: Supernatural, NCIS, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Merlin, Chronicles of Riddick, Harry Potter, HP/Sup xovers, Dark Angel
Favourite Quotes:
'Dude I'm Batman' Dean, Supernatural
Tony: 'If I had a thing, I would show it off all the time' Gibbs: 'There are rules against that sort of thing' Tony and Gibbs, NCIS
'BAZINGA' Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory
Great, life as an angel condom. that's... real fun' Dean, Supernatural
Favourite Doctor Who: Tenth :D
Favourite TV Character: Its very hard to decide... hmmm Im'a gonna go with Cas AND Dean from Supernatural purely because they are both comic genius and I can't decide between the two... the hottness also helps :P
MacDonalds or Burger King?: Deffo McDonalds, I can avoid burgers there more easily
If you were a Pirate what would your name be?: something along the likes of the word red :p
If you were a Ninja what would your name be?: As a ninja you would never get the chance to know my name as I would be silent and you would never know if I was there or not. Therefore, there is no need for me to tell you this here.
Pirate or Ninja?: NINJA!!
Daley or Bram?: Daley :D gotta love the Daley. It doesn't hurt that Jamie looks more like Dean than Nathan either :D
Twilight?: Wash your mouth out with soap!! How dare you mention that sparkly fairy and all he represents here!!!! :O
Favourite most epic song of all time?: It constantly changes!! Though a generally epic (if in some people's opinion, slightly sad) song has to be the Pokemon theme! :D
Song That Sums Up You: the Llama song for it's randomness and the fact it is so very very weird xD
What will you be doing in ten years time?: Either looking at dead bodies trying to find out how the person died, or stalking someone and figuring out the perfect murder XD
If someone was to play Yellow in an epic film about your lives who would you pick?: Hmmm, maybe Reece Witherspoon, or Billie Piper with the Rose accent. Plus if we both used Doctor Who companions, we have an excuse to contact our fave Doctors for parts too! :D
Any more useless crap people don't really wanna know?: Unlike mini-me I am penniless, though I am allowed to be as a Uni student. :D Tend to seem moody but am actually reigning in the hyper/crazy so people will actually want to talk with me without calling the men in white coats!! Also, if I told you my real name, my ninja assassins would have a new assignment, so I think it's safer for everyone if I just remain nameless.

JOIN THE RED ARMY!!!
www.redisthebest.iou

Name: Yellow
Location: The U.K. (Unidentified)
Ambition: To join the Circus =]
Favourite Fandoms: Supernatural, Being Human, Inception, The Mummy, Beetlejuice, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Charmed, Chronicles of Riddick,
Favourite Quotes:
"And Daddy, they took my BOOT!" - Jane, Tarzan
"BINGO!" - Landa, Inglorious Basterds
"NO! I don't want to be a waitor" - Valentine, MirrorMask
"She's playing with fire - he's not ready for Nibbly Pig!" - Manny, Black Books
"What's that Steve? There's been a murder?!" - some character on a show on late night TV
Favourite Doctor Who: ELEVENTH!!! :D
Favourite TV Character: Prolly Gilbert from Being Human. I mean, he danced with a TWIG?!! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT IN A MAN ;)
MacDonalds or Burger King?: MacDonalds :) They have a cooler name.
If you were a Pirate what would your name be?: Stupidsayaye!
If you were a Ninja what would your name be?: You would be dead before the word left your lips! ;)
Pirate or Ninja?: Pirates!!!!!
Daley or Bram?: I dunno, am more of a Bram person really... Brooke would cut Sam's DAMN HAIR!!!!!!!! :)
Twilight?: Meet Dracula! :) --sits back with Popcorn--
Favourite most epic song of all time?:'Do You Love Me' - The Contours
Song That Sums Up You: Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic. I WISH! :D World Domination would be SO MUCH EASIER!
What will you be doing in ten years time?: Fighting in the Zombie Apocalypse (yeah yeah we all know it's gonna happen...)
If someone was to play Red in an epic film about your lives who would you pick?: Lindsay Lohan? Nahh, I dunnooo ermm prolly Alyson Hannigan - or you know Karen Gillan (she could pull off the attitude! :P )
Any more useless crap people don't really wanna know?: I work in a toyshop. Yes, I know - is like Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium and I love it. Am the younger one of RedVersusYellow and is Red's mini-me (allegedly). Erm... I am usually very cheerful/happy/hyper/cheerful (usually in that order - after clumsy the mood takes a definite spiral DOWN!) Oh and my real name is *text input failed due to technical error*

JOIN THE YELLOW ARMY!!!
www.yellowisthebest@colourland.brb