Fem!Naruto is adopted by Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Force. What starts out as a bad idea changes the world for the better. Features dark comedy and some blood and gore. There will eventually be Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, if anyone doesn't like that ship I'd advise against reading this.

Three words spurned by a caring, loving mother, ultimately sends a boy down an entirely different path on his quest. "Why become a Harem King, when you can be a Harem God?" "Issei-kun, are you ripping off lines from rappers again?" "Damn it Ka-chan, I was having a moment here!" Genius!Issei, Scientist!Issei, ClosetPervert!Issei.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Angelica and Alexander meet in high school when they are assigned as partners for a project. Angelica immediately falls for Alexander. Unfortunately for her, so does Eliza. WARNING: this story gets real dark, real quick and involves controversial subjects. Read at your own risk and please don't send me political/religious tirades. I'm just an honest egg.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

Fear can make you do stupid things. When you're two years behind Itachi, that's a luxury you can't afford. Drama, Angst, Humor, Horror, Bad Decisions, FFN is shit about tags, Read this on SpaceBattles, SI/OC

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

High School AU. Chapter 17 (Part 2). Bubbline. M for a reason. On hiatus.

Regulus Arcturus Black dies a tragic death in a cave, trying to stop Voldemort. The Fates decide he deserves another chance for his heroic efforts. He is reincarnated, as Harry Potter. Now armed with the memories of his past life and mistakes he sets out to stop Voldemort and change the Wizarding World. Prompt by savya398

Future AU fic. Santana is happy living in New York, teaching music at a high school and living right around the corner from her two best friends; Brittany, and Rachel. Then some blonde chick comes to town with her stupid cupcakes of the Gods.

AU: Santana and Quinn haven't seen each other in seven years. Without Santana, Quinn has found herself. Without Quinn, Santana has lost her way. Sequel to Locked In and Loving to Hate It but it can stand alone.

A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!

PostDH.What if Bellatrix and Voldemort survived after the Battle?Bellatrix is sent back to the time when she was in school by Voldemort and is instructed to befriend her former enemies such as James,Lily,Sirius and Remus and convert them to the Dark Side

"No, It was you who miscalculated! You should have feared me more!" If she hadn't been standing right next to Azula, Ty Lee would never have believed what she saw in the Fire Nation princess' golden eyes: hurt.