Lets take some notes im flippin nuts i live my life everyday and still enjoy haha lol...so lets cut to the chase people read my stories that is very important

Stereotypes - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Or, people being stupid and putting someone into a catergory to satisfy their own mindsets. personally, I fit into so many stereotypes that I'm not even sure what I would be classified as... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I have GREY EYES, so I MUST be blind. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm PALE, so I MUST think I'm a VAMPIRE.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (No I aint gay, but I have bisexual friends.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (Ummm, it's school uniform, so I HAVE to wear it. Trust me, if it wasn't I soooo wouldn't be wearing them...)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm PRETTY RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I'm a girl! I CAN'T have a "big one"!)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (Where in the hell did this come from?!?! That makes no sense at all!)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I don't happen to believe so, but my friends won't stop telling me I am, and guys keep asking me out, so I guess I am...)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I do SO have a social life! It just happens to be on my laptop...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (HEY! NOT NICE!!!!!!!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Again, girl!)
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Last time I checked, you were a slut if you were in middle school and weren't a virgin, but maybe that's just me...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (...one question. Where did THAT come from? I happen to be the most freakin ghost-white person anyone has ever met, and I LOOOOVE fried chicken and Kool-aid...)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.(most of my friends are too, so...go band geeks!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (Again, WHERE DO THESE PEOPLE COME UP WITH THESE THINGS?!?!?!?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Heehee, I AM crazy, though...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER POLEDANCER so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (okay i try and fail...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (...one other question: how can you stalk an anime character? If anyone happens to know the answer to this question, please enlighten poor little blonde me.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's called a kilt!)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (that is sooooo sexist...)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.(I hate hockey, a lot...and beavers creep me out...)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (dudes, FYI, its a part of life. Get over it.)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (I believe that we have already been over the fact that I have a bisexual friend...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (People, the president promised change, and we got it: it changed for the WORSE. Plus, having such a big government is a bit...much. Not that I think we should all rule ourselves or anything nutso like that, I just think people should have more choices for them selves...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Last time I checked, anyone on this plante is a person. Yes, even animals.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (hee hee, my friends *at a birthday party recently* took a tire rim off the side of the road and set it on fire in the middle of the street at 2 am. It went boom-boom. Turns out it belonged to a dude that has been to jail 5 frekin times, and he's looking for the rim...shit...)
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends. (WTF? I have a TON of friends!)
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk
I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD.

Hey Look! Tons of Things I Stole From Tons of PROFILES!!!!!!!!

Name : Michelle

Nick Name : Chelle, Chelle- Chelle

Birthdate : June 10

Chinese Zodiac: Clueless but im guessing Chinese twins lucky im not one

Western Zodiac: Gemini

age: 12

Birthplace : In Texas (if you don't live in the U.S. it's in the U.S.)

Eye :Blue

Hair : brown blonde highlights and i cut it too much so idk!!!

Height :around '5.0' idk

Weight : you don't need to know that

Piercings : yah i mean sorta i barely wear earrings

Tatoos : No way

Boyfriend/Girlfriend : nope

Vehicle : Uhh, did NO ONE catch the 'im 12' remark?

Overused Phrase : Idk i depends what im talking about

quote: Dont really have one but if i did it would be " BOREDOM = HELL "

Food: nething delicous i guess

Pub/Disc/Restaurant : uhhhhh dont have one

Candy: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!

Number : hmmm 13 luckiest and oddest number in the world

Color : Red Black White nuttin to bright or preppy

Animal : I like a LOT of animals but my favorite are cats

Drink; it depends how thirsty i am and where im eating

Body Part on Opposite sex : no idea and frankly I don't care

Perfume : PERFUME to strong i use like body mist or something

TV Show : Dont have one.

Music: dont have one i listen to wat ever i can dance to

Movie : hmmm twilight saga i guess idk im not a big fan

Actor/Actress : dont have one

Pepsi or Coke : neither

McDonalds or BurgerKing : Mickey D's

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla chocolate tastes weird

Hot Chocolate or Coffee : French Vanilla Frappuchino,

Kiss or Hug : hug!

Dog or Cat : KITTY CATS!!!!

Rap or Punk : RAP ick PUNK a lil to muck

Summer or Winter : FALL! or SPRING!

Scary Movies or Funny Movies : FUNNY

Love or Money : it depends on which i love more

Bedtime : when i get tired

Most Missed Memory : dont have one...if it's gone, I cant miss it, retards

Best phyiscal feature : uhhh idk

First Thought Waking Up : What time is it????

Ambition : idk im ony 12!!!

Best Friends : Emily Jill Morgan others

Weakness : Depends on my moods

Fears : uhm noisesat night i live in duh getto

Longest relationship: 4 years long time ago

Cheated Your Partner : no!

Ever been beaten up : nope! im a strong person does getiin in trouble wen you were a kid count???

Ever beaten someone up : ya!

Ever Shoplifted : no!!!!

Ever Skinny Dipped : ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! O.O

Ever Kissed Opposite sex : who cares if I did or didn't?!

Been Dumped Lately : noooo i dumped them haha

Favorite Eye Color: Don't matter

Favorite Hair Color : same here...

Short or Long : Short or Long WHAT? Hair?

Height : still dont care

Style : don't care

Looks or Personality : THEMSELVES, AND NOT AFRAID TO BE THAT WAY.

Hot or Cute: how many questions do i have to answer before you realise I! DON'T!! CARE!!

Muscular or Really Skinny : Uhg! don't care now stop asking me these questions people!!

What country do you want to Visit : Germany, Europe

How do you want to Die : hopefully not painfully

Been to the Mall Lately : yeah.

Get along with your Parents : sometimes yes and sometimes no

Health Freak : no!

Do you think your Attractive : ..that is such a self-centered question.

Believe in Yourself : yes.

Want to go to College : yup!!

Do you Smoke : no way I hate smokers

Do you Drink : no way in the world. I mean I could get raped

Shower Daily : yup

Been in Love : personal much

Do you Sing : yes

Want to get Married : too much

Do you want Children : not really

Age you wanna lose your Virginity : I'm 13!!! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!

Hate anyone :yes not namein names

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. (Dudes, I've DONE THAT!)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :) (MentalAndLovingIt: "No Daddy, I didn't steal the 308 longrange rifle again, I PROMISE...heehee")

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (all the time)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile. (a ton of my friends are guys! Jeeze, just cuz I'm talking to them and laughing doesn't mean we're dating! aargh! *MentalAndLovingIt*)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin...?"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

You spend all of your classes thinking up fanfictioin ideas.

You email/text yourself fanfiction ideas you have when you don't have a pencil/paper handy.

When your Civics teacher calls on you and you weren't paying attention, the first thing to come out of your mouth is "NOOOO!!!! *insert character name here* CAN'T KILL *insert other character name* Oh, and the answer is 1874

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