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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 27,492 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/20/2017 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Science of Distraction by JennaEf reviews
Sherlock's and John's attemps of distracting each other... Or anybody else, for that matter. The series of one-shots. Disclamer: I own nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Neither Pipes Nor Top Hats by AdidasandPie reviews
A collection of drabbles, droubbles, ficlets, etc. for BBC's 'Sherlock'. Non-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,236 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 8/11/2010
The Two Bloggers by Catherine Spark reviews
Note: Chapters in this have had to be re-jigged to bring it in line with the site's guidelines, so there are slightly less than before. See my profile or the forum for explanation. Summary: First they blogged about meeting Moriarty. Now it's like a sausage machine: While the ingredients remain, the sausages will keep coming.../myforums/Catherine Spark/1252310
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 107 - Words: 172,641 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cake by FastIce reviews
Sherlock hates being bored. He loves to experiment. Lastly, as Mycroft put it: He does love to grandstand. At eight years old, Sherlock Holmes was already showing signs of his rather eccentric personality - much to his family's amusement and chagrin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,471 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Not Going Out by manfredbloors reviews
New update! Yay. Come on skinny love just last the year.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Working Relationship by mojober reviews
Sherlock Holmes meets Molly Hooper. Pre-A Study in Pink
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Captain Jack and the Chores by rosexknight reviews
What happens on the nights Captain Jack Harkness has to do the chores, and he THINKS he's alone. Fun little series of oneshots. I own nothing you recognise.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
The Mind of Sherlock Holmes by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Sherlock has been to a lot of psychologists in his life, and he's been handed a lot of diagnoses. None have ever approached what he really is, because no one really knows. Chapter 6: Sherlock's father intervenes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Sherlock H.
An Impossible Child by colsamcarter reviews
"An Impossible Child, River - we're having An Impossible Child..." River/11 pregnancy fic based on Alex Kingston's spoiler "Is is just The Doctor's cot? Basically, how many babies have been in the cot..." ABANDONED
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,090 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Said 'Dangerous,' and Here You Are by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Drabbles and/or ficlets, centered around that great friendship which thrives no matter what the era. Drabble 6: Almost Persuaded. Summary: He almost stopped John from leaving-almost asked him to stay. But then, he didn't. The Great Game ficlet
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010
Interrogation by Ravengirl1011 reviews
John's finally got a day to himself. What could go wrong? However, it seems John has done something to upset Mycroft, a big mistake. So can he prove to Mycroft he means what he says, or will the older Holmes brother think differently. EPILOGUE ADDED!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not Dying Today by Morgan Stuart reviews
The first and only time John saw Sherlock and Anderson work well as a team without complaint, they were performing CPR on Lestrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Watson and Wilson: Closet Edition by WuHaoNi reviews
John and Wilson end up in a literal closet during a medical conference. Hilarity naturally ensues. Done for the LJ sherlockbbc fic community kinkmeme. House Crossover.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - John W.
Brother Mine by Nova-chan reviews
The first time Mycroft met Sherlock. Now beta'd! Thank you Aqua-lily6!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Tremble by girl-of-many-faces reviews
When Sherlock Holmes had first looked at 221a Baker Street he had been told that it was unavailable and so had settled for 221b instead. It wasn't long, however, before the secrets of 221a pulled him and John right into one mess of a mystery.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
knots in this noose of mine by Mira-Jade reviews
Oh, how easy it would be for him to turn puppet strings to knotted noose and watch her swing. 50 Sentences. Molly/Moriarty
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Modal Tune by ellenin2 reviews
Mycroft views some unusual surveillance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Randomosity by JediMasterQuill reviews
"Of course he had been coerced into promising. Of course...it was just so typical of her, to make him promise to wear this utterly ridiculous outfit in an effort to appear 'normal', whatever that meant..." warning: this contains spoilers for tAC. Updated!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Artemis F., Orion F.
We know the game by goldvermilion87 reviews
We know from comments on his blog that John Watson enjoyed youtube memes... Disclaimer: Not making any money at all...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Adventure of the Woolly Jumper by Nikolai-Tesla reviews
Sherlock finished struggling into the woolly jumper and looked at John rather sheepishly. The sleeves were a sight too short for his long arms and the fabric of the torso hung off his slight frame; John couldn't help but smile.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Skulls on Mantelpieces by Moonspun Dragon reviews
Let this be a warning that we should not spend too much time around Sherlock. One- shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Impossibilities by Black-fire Phoenix Wings reviews
Something is very wrong- Sherlock is not supposed to deal with this sort of thing. He's not supposed to deal with loss, or any of the intense emotions that accompany it...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Strange Man by vertigoSWAY reviews
"There's no one here John. No body, just footprints and your gun." Post-TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Nail gun by KitCatty reviews
Sherlock's been a nightmare for the past fortnight but none of that really compares to what John finds this time... I own nothing!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hatin' on Sherlock by Suncesco reviews
He hated that man, if he could be called a man at all. Hated him with every fiber of his being. Anderson has never like Sherlock but nobody ever thinks to look further than that. T for caution. Name will change when I think of something. :/
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Anderson
She Liked Him by Happyfeetthatsme reviews
Molly has a secret. Cross-posted on my other account.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
She Liked Him by i'dratherliveinfiction reviews
Molly has a secret. Post Great Game
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Molly Hooper - Complete
S Holmes Dental Record by Jason Layton reviews
So Sherlock has toothache, Mycroft kidnaps him and forces him to attend the Dentist. VV nerdy, charcter building one hopes! One shot thank goodness!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
M Is For Moriarty by ElvendorkInfinity reviews
Sequel to BANG; A figure at the end of the hospital bed; a needle in the dark...Moriarty has John, and Sherlock must follow the paper trail through London to find him before time runs out. Epilogue, A is for Aftermath, now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
No Penguins for Australia by FindingRainbows reviews
'Mike blinked. John snorted, "I'm sure Mike will remember that, Sherlock."' Just a random bit of something...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 102 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Texts From Last Night by LOVEZINKSY reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 150 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Damsel In Distress by LakinBacon reviews
Holly Short is forced to participate in Role-Playing Games at the Academy. How does she respond when she is always put into a position that is trying to weaken her?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Holly S., Vinyáya - Complete
Anthea and the Faceless World by Catslynw reviews
One shot. Origin story. How Anthea became Anthea… or Not Anthea, as some people call her. What's really hiding in the mind behind that Blackberry?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Night Not at the Museum by Catslynw reviews
One shot. Set any time after The Blind Banker. Really, Dr. Watson could be so unreasonable at times, upset by the most inconsequential things, as if his dating difficulties were Sherlock's fault. Friendship fic. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bullets by Roselize reviews
The boredom drives Sherlock insane.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Little Monster by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
How Mycroft felt about Sherlock when they were children. Disclaimer: Standard. Also, I don't have children and I don't know many children, so I apologize if Sherlock doesn't sound age appropriate. Based on a picture-links over at my LJ
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bedside Manner by Alice Day reviews
In all of their previous meetings, Mycroft Holmes had always been perfectly put together in his bespoke three-piece suits and umbrella, not a hair out of place. The bloodied, bruised man struggling out of a crimson-spattered vest looked nothing like that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2010 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not Your Housekeeper by Haiza Tyri reviews
This is a direct sequel to my drabble series "Archenemy" and is the tale of how Sherlock helped keep Mrs Hudson's husband on death row in Florida.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Gravitational Resonance by ivywatcher reviews
Mycroft has accumulated a great many titles and positions, many of which will never be disclosed to the general public. But he has only ever truly been three things: a brother, a patriot, and a lover of poetry. There has never been time for anything else.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Isolation by Nova-chan reviews
For a request over at Sherlockbbc...Sherlock in a sensory deprivation tank.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
phoenix by divine obfuscation reviews
All phoenixes must rise, and she can't be the exception.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Smith and House by L. Harris reviews
A silly little one-shot in which Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital's own snarky diagnostician meets a "doctor" of another sort altogether.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2009 - 9th Doctor, G. House - Complete