Hi there everyone! Thanks for visiting my profile! I don't have much at the moment *still planning to delete all the stuff* but it'll get better with time!

I'm looking forward to discussing yaoi bussiness with you! Ja!

HUMAN RACE IS DOOMED!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.

Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on a body.

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

Favorite Quotes

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts...their 'reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beleifs?"-Itachi Uchiha

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it. Which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" Kakashi

"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Neji

"I know that I don't know anything,but I also know that I can know more than I already know"-Socrate

"Any cool program always requires more memory than you have."-Murphy's law"When you finally buy enough memory, you will not have enough disk space."-Murphy's law

"If a program actually fits in memory and has enough disk space, it is guaranteed to crash."-Murphy's law

"If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes."-Murphy's law

"I've told you before. You shouldn't judge people based on appearances and your preconceptions."-Itachi Uchiha

"Even the strongest of opponents always has a weakness. "-Itachi Uchiha

"We are unique siblings. I am the barrier you must overcome, so you and I will continue to exist together."-Itachi Uchiha