Name MayBird312, or just May.

Age I'm not a hundred yet

Birthday May 12. You're not getting my birth year

Favorite color Green

Favorite website Too many to list

Current Fandom Hetalia, Ouran Host Club, some other ones

Favorite characters in said Fandom Spain, Romano, Mori, Hikaru

Favorite book series Dengeki Daisy! Technically not a book, but it's still great

Favorite movie Too many to list...

What nationalities are you? American, Canadian, French, Spanish, Trinidadian, Syrian, Moroccan, Israeli, Ethiopian, some other ones I'm not sure of yet.

Favorite food Either Indian food or Ethiopian food. Paneer is awesome, but so is wat...so I can't say which is better. Curry is good too.

Appearance Um, I have brown eyes, skin, and slightly-reddish brown hair. My hair's in dreadlocks down to my midback, though it used to be longer. I'm about 5'5, and pretty thin(except my backside, which is annoyingly large).

Favorite drink Dr Pepper, or Lemonade.

Favorite TV show Avatar- The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra.

People I know from here outside outside of here Standard Oddity

Favorite type of music Vocaloid

Favorite male artist Len Kagamine

Favorite female artist Gumi Megpoid

Favorite band Nico Nico Chorus

Favorite song A tale of Six Trillion Years and One Night

Favorite word Booyah!

Ninja name No idea

Bad or weird habits I bite my nails instead of cutting them, and chip off any nail polish on them. I bite the ends of my dreadlocks when I'm annoyed, run in skirts, do handstands in dresses(officially banned from that), I have the mouth of a sailor, and carry two knives on me.

American by birth, Israeli by birthright

Certified otaku since 2009

I am a hetalia fangirl, no shame.

I don't have ships, I got a f*cking armada

If you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile

If Edward Cullen was about to jump from a skyscraper, 95% of girls would scream "Don't do it!" Repost if you are part of the 5% that would yell "Do a flip!"

((This picture doesn't belong to me, I found it on zerochan. credit goes to original artist (you rock!) ))

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, AwesomeBrit223, MiriamTodd321

You know your obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together

3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic. (hell no)

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.(and I hate myself for that...)

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map.

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.

30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.

If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

98 OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood (Kinda sorta)

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[ ]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.

[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

[ ]You're a good artist (I wish)

[x]You can be clumsy at times (Shut up!)

[x]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

[ ]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"(lol, blood would spill)

[ ]You would surrender in a war situation (maybe)

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.

[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.

[ ]You like to walk your dog (don't have one! lol)

[ ]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case (well, one is...but I didn't say that)

[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T (Love them? Really?)

[ ]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.

[x]You work very hard.

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time' (YES)

[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people. (More like I appear very young...)

[ ]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(2/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (Yep! When I want to!)

[ ]You think everything over before saying it (lol, nope!)

[ ]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

[x]You isolated yourself during childhood (Not really part of any group lol)

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time

[x]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world (I am kinda disconnected... blame it to all that anime and manga...)

[ ]You can seem cold/aloof to other people (no)

[x]You're good at practical tasks

[x] You need time to adjust to new people.

(5/10)

I'm like Italy and Japan? Huh...

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers.

[x]You think you're awesome.

[ ]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people.

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.

[ ]You're terrified of ghosts.

[ ]You know aliens exist (Ignoring)

[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[ ]You wear glasses.

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea ( I like iced tea, but hot tea is nice too)

[ ]You were quite tough as a kid (Not really...)

[x]You're very sarcastic and cynical (How'd you guess?)

[ ]Your cooking is awful (Denied!)

[ ]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

[ ]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

[ ]You have tried doing black magic before.

[ ]You get drunk quite easily (don't know)

[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.

[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(2/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[x]You're very affectionate (In a not flirting way!)

[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense (Meh...)

[ ]You like wine.

[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears. (Haha, you're funny)

[x]You love red roses (pretty)

[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (I will always be straight!)

[x]You're very proud of yourself.

[ ]You love culture and the arts.

[ ]You're very flamboyant.

[ ]You say you're a gourmet.

(3/10)

I am scared... I don't wanna be anything like France! Dx

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.

[ ]You're very tall. (I wish...)

[ ]You have a tendency to switch between personalities

[ ]You wear a scarf all the time (In winter, my scarf is my best buddy!)

[x]You love sunflowers.

[ ]You love vodka.

[ ]You can seem intimidating to other people

[x]You're very strong.

[ ]You have a big nose (erm)

[ ]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(2/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature.

[ ]You're very superstitious.

[x]You're very religious

[x]You love pandas

[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

[ ]You love Hello Kitty

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously (I'm forced to enforce)

[x]You work hard (From time to time! lol Procrastinating is awsome!)

[ ]You're good at drawing (That's a matter of opinion...)

[x]You like sweets (duh)

(6/10)

So I'm like China...cool

Other

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised.

[ ]You're polite. (With some people)

[ ]You love classical music.

[x]You like cake (Yay! Cake!)

[ ]You have a mole on your face (On my neck, yes)

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (Haha! That sounds like me, alright!)

[ ]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (Yeah right)

[ ]You've composed music before (HAHAHA, tell me another joke)

[x]You tend to call people 'morons' (there are many ways to call others...)

[ ]You wear glasses (No.)

(4/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x]You're often ignored by people

[x]You look younger than you actually are (And it's annoying)

[ ]You love hockey.

[ ]You love polar bears.

[ ]You hate fighting.

[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

[ ]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated.

[ ]You're bilingual (I'm working on it!)

[ ]You always carry a bear with you.

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke (Nope!)

[x]You're very physically strong.

[x]You've won a lot of fist-fights.

[x]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.(now that you mention it...)

[ ]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.

[x]You like hot weather.

[ ]You can be very friendly from time to time.

[ ]You look very tough on the outside.

[x]You make a very nice role-model.

[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(5/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

[x]You have a potty-mouth

[x]You like to wear flowers in your hair (I do, but I don't do it often)

[x]You used to be a very tough kid. (I am now is more like it)

[x]You're very reliable (Hmm... yeah... I think...)

[x]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.

[x]You're very faithful.

[x]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike (Hungary and I are one and the same xD)

[x]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

[x]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

[ ]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it (Seriously?)

(9/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.

[ ]You're very serious.

[ ]You have a lot of patience (Impatient!)

[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff (...)

[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc... (Too complicated!)

[ ]You're not very confident (Eh, can go either way)

[ ]You were quite rebellious as a child (Not before, more like now!)

[ ]People tend to walk all over you (I would bite their feet if they did that!)

[ ]You're a born worrier

(2/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[ ]You're very flamboyant

[x]You're quite hyperactive

[x]You can be quite goofy (Yeah! A little bit!)

[x]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix (I love outbursts apparently lol)

[x]You're very wary of strangers (You have to, right?)

[x]It takes you ages to come out of your shell (I spent a lot of time inside it...)

[x]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty (Yep!)

[x]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions (No one is allowed to question my opinions! XP)

[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.

[x]You get up to lots of crazy antics.

(8/10) (No way!?!)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[x]You're quite mean-spirited (Sometimes...)

[x]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You're very good at tactics

[ ]You hate Russia (he scares me, but I don't hate him!)

[x]You love to fight people (No comment)

[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well (...I'm still a teen, of course I can)

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

[ ]You like drinking.

[x]You want to become stronger

(7/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[x]You are clueless about things around you (Well...yeah)

[x]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes (Delicious! x9)

[x]You're very responsible (Of course!)

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot (According to my mom...)

[x]You love churros.

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random.

[ ]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people.

[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. (How about a close friendship?)

(9/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot (Yes.)

[x]You like to order people around ( I am really bossy most of the time!)

[x]You're a scaredy-cat (Only when it comes to heights! and needles)

[X]You curse a lot (Some people need to hear it -_-)

[x]You go drama depressed when people ignore you (sadly, tis true)

[ ]You tend to blush easily (I can never tell)

[x]You are lazy like hell (Sounds like me!)

[x]You love tomatoes a lot.

[x]You fix yourself on stupid matters

[x]You get defensive at the slightest comment

(9/10)

Yay, I'm like Hungary, Romano and Spain! I rule!

Now, let's switch to 2p Hetalia!

Germany

[x] You are super lazy. (Yep! :))
[x] You have a thing for cats.
[x] You are relaxed.
[ ] You go with the flow.
[x] You are a slob and your room is proof.
[ ] You are a super sadist and man are you violent!
[x] You don't know your own strength and you tend to hurt others by accident which afterwords you get either depressed or angry for hurting them.
[ ] You are scared of dogs (I like dogs!)
[ ] You're not very protective and you let people wander and get in trouble.
[ ] You hate it when people make a mess and force them to clean it, usually resulting in an even bigger mess.
[ ] You might seem cold, but around your love you're as sweet as can be.
[x] You have a strange sense of humor (Just ask around XD)

Total: 6

Japan

[/] You like all kinds of art such as; fan-art, manga, realistic, but especially tattoos (Not tattoos... I really don't like them...)
[ ] You don't find them painful at all (They ARE painful!)

[x] You're a bit of a loner.
[ ] You don't get mad, you instead sulk around and ignore others around you.
[ ] You are very clever and a bit of a con-artist.
[x] You can be a bit of a two-face, saying one thing but meaning another.
[ ] You have a katana. (I wish)
[ ] You are a master at karate.

Total: 2 1/2

Italy [North]

[/] You are no coward (Unless it involves roller coasters and needles)
[x] You love to start trouble and get into fights (Yep! XD)
[x] You need opponents who can put up a good fight.
[ ] You "playfully" pounce on others.
[x] You are slightly innocent.
[x] You can be a bit shy when it comes to "going all the way". (A bit? I'm scared!)
[x] You love to wrestle around with others and see who is more dominant.

[x] You're a good cook (Most of the time...)

[ ] Are you bi-polar?
[x] Can you go from being playful and loving and insane and sadistic in a heartbeat
[x] You have a thing for pasta (Pastaaaaa!)
[ ] You have a thing for blood
[x] You have a thing for knives (Yes...)

Total: 9 1/2

Italy [South] - Romano

[ ] You love fashion.
[ ] You act like a girl from the movie 'Mean Girls.'
[ ] You are into the latest fashion and you NEED to look fabulous.
[ ] You're a diva.
[ ] You need attention or else you will die.
[x] You're extremely polite (To people I don't know...)
[ ] You have a very condescending way of speaking.
[ ] When angry, you act like some sort of a lunatic with a mixture of mafia personality
[ ] You are a MAJOR flirt...with anybody

Total: 1

France

[ ] You like to wear maid dresses (Aw hell no!)
[ ] You are very selfish and you don't think of anyone except for yourself.
[ ] You think only with your you-know-what (O.O)
[ ] You love sex, and that's all you ever think about (Are you sure this is his 2p? -_- Sounds like France to me...)
[ ] You prefer lust over love (...)
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You live by the motto, "Sleep, eat, screw." (Pervert!)
[ ] You're not very loyal.
[ ] You're a major smoker (I don't like this France...)
[ ] You don't handle rejection well, or being dumped
[ ] You can be very sadistic and grouchy, but may loosen up for a certain someone.
[ ] You can swing either way any time of the day (... NOPE!)

Total: 1

America

[ ] You are a very bad boy/girl.
[ ] You're tough and streetwise and won't hesitate to beat the living * out of someone.
[x] You are very blunt and sarcastic, to the point of being rude.
[x] You mean it when you insult someone.
[x] You can be sadistic. (Not proud of this either...)
[x] You are very protective
[x] You have a very strange sense of humor.
[x] You are very independent and don't like it when people get clingy.
[x] You curse like there's no tomorrow (If I am angry...)
[ ] You like bondage (You do?)
[ ] You like baseball (I hate it)

Total: 7

England

[x] You are very sweet and loving.
[ ] You often talk to yourself, although you'll deny it and say you're talking to your friends.
[/] You can't take criticism well (Depends...)
[ ] You don't sulk when insulted; you badly wound the person that insulted you.
[x] You always carry a knife around you know how to use it.

[x] You're a great baker and cook, but you seem to often use unusual ingredients (No I don't!)
[ ] You have freckles but are ashamed and want to cover them up
[x] You hate to see others sad or depressed.
[ ] You are madly in love with cupcakes
[ ] You have some very odd friends that no one can see.
[ ] You love cute things such as; rainbows, rabbits, unicorns, butterflies, etc. (No way)

Total: 4 1/2

Canada

[x] You are very strong.
[ ] You are an outdoors woman/man and love to hunt.
[x] You're a bit on the quiet side.
[ ] You are not easily forgotten.
[x] You hate poachers and people who destroy the environment.
[ ] You're like a hippy, without the pot smoking and World Peace stuff.
[ ] You're not really big on the whole "Kissing and hugging and holding hands" thing.
[ ] You hate it when people mistake you for someone else and usually beat the crap out of them for it.
[x] You love pancakes and maple syrup. (Yay!)
[ ] You love ice hockey. (And this is why his weapon is a hockey stick...)
[ ] You like bears, preferably the Polar Bears.

Total: 3

Russia

[x] You are quiet, shy, and you hardly ever speak. (around others)
[ ] You always seem angry and are constantly frowning.
[ ] Your past has left you more than a little disturbed.
[ ] You're very violent, but usually don't show his anger until right before you strike
[x] You hold grudges for a very long time.
[ ] If someone makes you mad and escapes, you'll hunt them down until they're dead.

[x] You love sunflowers and warmth.
[x] You will instantly warm up to anyone who is truly nice to you and gives you sunflowers. (I'll warm up if they are nice!)

[ ] You are very paranoid about people leaving you, to the point you're obsessive and stalker-ish.

Total: 4

China

[ ] You live by the motto: "Things get better with age."
[x] You're a wise, and kind woman/man.
[ ] You don't have much of a temper and you're not sadistic.
[ ] You're NOT innocent and are very paranoid and you often hurt people you think will hurt you.
[ ] You're jumpy and a bit high strung.
[ ] It takes a lot to calm down for you.
[x] People should NEVER scare you, unless they want to be kicked halfway across the world.
[x] You're very strong.
[ ] You love pandas.
[x] You want to preserve your culture.

Total: 4

Result: 2p Italy and 2p America...ok then.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA),YouFall9Times (Arg.), MayBird312 (USA),

If you love Romano, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love Spain, copy and paste this on your profile.

My Awesome OCs

Israel (Human name: Yaakov Ben David)- A usually cheerful prankster, the teenager is constantly at war with his brothers. He usually wears army green fatigues with a tallit underneath it and a kippah on his head. Because of the Jewish Diaspora, he has people from almost every country currently in him, so he can speak majority of the world's languages. He's closest to America, England, Iran, and several others. He calls all of his allies big brother, since he is one of the youngest independent nations. In actuality, he 's about 3000 years old.

Palestine (Human name: Abdullah Khattan)- An unusually aloof teen, he has a bad relationship with Israel after his country was taken over when Israel declared independence. He usually wears khaki army fatigues and a kufiya. After Palestine declared his independence from Israel, the two of them got into a heated argument; with Israel refusing to let him become his own state. He is close to Egypt, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, and most other countries. He and Israel are declared twins since they are technically in the same country.

Maryland (Human name: Mary Jones, or Maria Jones)- A tomboyish, seafood loving girl that's close friends(sometimes) with DC and Virginia, her closest siblings. She's a redhead with green eyes, that (almost) always has her hair in a short pony tail. Usually wears a green tank top (or sweater)and jeans; otherwise dons a Ravens jersey.

Virginia (Human name: Nate Jones, or Nathaniel Jones)- A usually argumentative teen, he enjoys few things more than to argue with someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Tends to get into fights with his sisters Mary and Emily. He's a raven with blue eyes, who wears black long sleeves and pants a lot. Otherwise, he wears a black t-shirt and dark jeans. He's good at sports, but prefers reading and going online being tackled his sister. Looks like Okumura Rin without the pointy teeth and ears.

District of Columbia(Human name: Emily Jones)- A seemingly sweet-natured girl, she has the mouth of a sailor when you piss her off. Usually likes to hang out with her siblings, she loves watching movies and playing sports. Spends most of her time breaking up arguments or fights. She's a brunette with blue eyes, and wears long sleeves(or tank tops), short skirts, and thigh high socks. Will don a Redskins jersey during football season. Busty. Looks like Shibuya Rin.

Sakura Russo- A cross-dressing girl stuck pretending to be her brother after he sacrifices his life for hers. Bright red hair inherited from her Italian father and brown eyes from her Japanese mother. She's secretly in love with Mori, though that's not really a secret anymore.