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New Story by 4fanci reviews
Hermione Granger writes the stories. Draco Malfoy reads them. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Interactions by 4fanci reviews
Hermione Granger stared back at Draco Malfoy. This was a battle of wills, so she willed herself to be strong. Here are scenes depicting the Granger-Malfoy conflict through the years, post war, and into two realities. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/29/2017 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Presque Toujours Pur by ShayaLonnie reviews
Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 174,032 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 12,757 - Follows: 5,401 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Wrong Wife by 4fanci reviews
A sequel to Wrong Life by camnz. Hermione Granger is now Astoria Malfoy. After ten years of marriage to Draco, she misses being Hermione. Just a bit. Thanks to camnz for encouraging me to turn my imaginings into a story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ninety-Five Percent by HufflepuffMommy reviews
A new Wizarding Marriage Law has come into effect and Hermione takes her chance with the Ministry and lets them decide who would be the best match for her. Who would ever believe that Draco Malfoy would be her best match with a 95% Compatibility? (Hermione/Draco). Rated M for language and mature themes later on. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 101,444 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Mystery of Draco Malfoy by 4fanci reviews
Hermione Granger liked to figure things out. She liked to predict outcomes. She enjoyed solving Arithmancy problems and loved a good muggle mystery. Who is Draco Malfoy? That question was driving Hermione Granger batty. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,092 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 3833 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Werewolves' Moon by SinclairWhite reviews
Set directly after the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione decides to return to Hogwarts complete her NEWTs, with or without Harry and Ron. But even during that summer there are signs that everything is not perfect after the defeat of Voldemort and the remaining Dark wizards are not going to be caught without a fight. On top of all that, Draco Malfoy is being strangely accepting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 247,948 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16143 - Favs: 27,002 - Follows: 15,379 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Confused Beauty by DisneyKd4 reviews
She couldn't bring her parents memories back. She had to become a new person and befriend the Grangers as Briar Rose. As life is starting to fall into place again, one birthday changes everything -again. Who exactly are her parents? Why is Draco Malfoy back in her life? And how many more lies are there going to be?:/Pureblood Hermione -plot line loosely connected to Sleeping Beauty
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,964 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Mine by l0stinl0ve reviews
Hermione, the HBIC at her law firm, likes to be in control. So when she attends a Halloween party and has a night of anonymous passionate sex where she is definitely not in control, she can't understand why, for the week afterwards, she fantasizes about it. But she's determined to figure out who her mystery partner was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,147 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Amissus by cleotheo reviews
Hermione Granger is happily celebrating her engagement, until she wakes up the morning after the engagement party with no memories of the last seven years. Not only must Hermione now adjust to how her life has changed in the past seven years, she also has to deal with the fact the person responsible for her losing her memory is someone she trusted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,583 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows of Ourselves by InkFairy reviews
Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice. Sequel now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 144,443 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P. - Complete
Scared Pantless by DramioneLurver reviews
When Draco Malfoy agreed to patrol with Hermione Granger on Halloween night, neither expected the bizarre series of events in front of them. "Stop lauging! I wasn't frightened!" "That why you jumped ten feet and wet your knickers?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
It's just a crush by septumsempra reviews
Hermione Granger thought that her final year at Hogwarts would be a breeze... throw in being Head Girl, scheming friends, secrets, crushes and Draco Malfoy... turns out it's more like a Hurricaine... OOC, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,643 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Liar, Liar by RZZMG reviews
Hermione's attempts to get rid of an annoyingly persistent Mistletoe elf, whose job it is to help her regain her lost Christmas cheer before the holiday. The battle of wills is on! Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy. 2011 DHr ADVENT FEST entry. Story nominated for "BEST COMEDY-LONG LENGTH" at the 2012 Summer Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,503 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Your Call Could Not Be Connected by ring of rubies reviews
Please Check the Name and Try Again Hermione Granger had taken to screening her floo calls. And it was all Draco bloody Malfoy’s fault… But sometimes even mistakes have happy endings. Two Shot Contains nudity. Easily offended should cover their eyes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How to Survive Draco Malfoy by GunKat reviews
Surviving Draco Malfoy in five not so easy steps as told by Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,842 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,301 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chapstick by DramioneLurver reviews
Draco Malfoy wakes up one cold winter morning in desperate need of chapstick. Yet he doesn't have any. Where can he find some? Blaise, his best friend? The Room of Requirement? The Hospital Wing? Hermione Granger, the Muggleborn Gryffindor bookworm? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,502 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Strange Daydreams of Hermione Granger by Lildaani reviews
Fred Weasley forced one of his Patented Daydream Charms on her, so she's decided to use it. She just wasn't expecting swashbuckling pirates and Draco Malfoy... Sequel up! Titled "Fair Maiden's Dream"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,476 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 5,248 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 4,056 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trick Stair by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Preromance. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Three hours is a long time to be trapped beneath a trick stair, and stairs aren't too spacious these days...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,819 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete