Hey Guys!!

Most of you know me by my pen-name, Rotto Amante. It means broken lover in Italian. But my name is Acqua! My first fanfiction I ever wrote in my entire life was Kidnapped for Twilight. It isn't the best fanfiction. As my friend says, "It absolutely sucks!!" Ok, maybe I'm exaggerating a little...sorry, Ren Mizuki!!

Ren Mizuki: No prob. but do it again and make me sound stupid and I'll kill you with my ice arrows...

Acqua: ...sure...

Ren: No. Really. I'm serious.

Acqua: ... come on would you really hurt your best friend?

Ren: ... pretty much...

Acqua: 'wacks Ren upside the head twice' One's for that and one's for my own pleasure...

Ren: ...gr... you stink... 'gets up and leaves'

Anyway I live in Georgia, I am in my sophmore year of high school...hmmm...

I Absolutely Positively Am Obsessed with TWILIGHT!! (my fav. male char. is Jasper and fav. female is Alice, the one I am most like is Bella or Angela...I guess I'm quiet and easily embarressed and I don't like the spotlight)

I love to sing and read and I adore little kids, though I can't say much for my two little sisters. They annoy me all the way to Jupiter. Ren: AND BEYOND!!

I am currently single, but i wish i could have my ex back. I really, really like him. I was falling apart(hence the pen name) when he broke up with me, and i would never have gotten even a little over it without my friends. So thank you Ren, Luna, Attrice, Gatto, Show No Mercy, and especially Loris.

I must thank my friend Ren for showing me this website and all of it's Twilight fans.(I have read so many fanfictions!!) Ren: See!! I am soooo awesome... and if you're reading this, you know I got ahold of Acqua's password and account... as well as her computer... but don't tell her that!

Ren: ...heehee I have Acqua's computer...I can do whatever-

Acqua: 'storms in' REN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY COMPUTER?!

REn: 'looks around guilty'...nothing...

Acqua: Oh, you're doing something.

Ren: No I'm not! 'runs away quickly'

Acqua: 'walks over to computer and reads everything' Hey... this is pretty good... wait... she said... what!? REN!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU!!

Ren very far away: HAH! You'll never find me!

Acqua: 'goes looking and finds Ren at a Naruto shrine' Unhunh. So this is where you always go...

Ren: Dangit... gotta go build the shrine somewhere else now...

Acqua: Yeah, someplace not under your bed... or wait... that's the cody shrine...aren't we in your closet?

Ren: 'already gone and took all the Naruto stuff with her'

Acqua: 'looks around and finds that shes all alone' ... where did she go?

A voice somewhere far away to go and kidnap Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner...

Acqua: ... I knew it...oh well...

Ren very far away again: You'll NEVER find me!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yeah...incase you haven't noticed yet...my friends and I are absolutely insane!!

Okay...oh!!

Ren: Aren't you forgetting to say something Neko??

Acqua: yeah-grudgingly says-if you want to read a good naruto fanfic...look at ren mizuki's stories...

They are the greatest!! There i said it! happy?

Ren: yup!!

But seriously, Ren writes some pretty amazing stories...

me...well, not so much...but i am trying

Thanks!!

Ok... well... Ren wrote me this reaaaallllly awesome fanfic, called passion under a firelit sky. It's soooo pretty! Check it out on my favorites... lol

Ren: 'reads previous notes' wow... I remember when I did this last year... how pathetic are you? You've kept it this entire time!! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Rotto: Of course I kept it!! You're my friend!!

Ren: 'narrows eyes' liar.

Rotto: not

Ren: yes

Rotto: not

Ren: yes

Rotto: not

Ren: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Rotto: no-- wait... what?

Ren: penguins...

Rotto: hunh?

Ren: penguins on my paaaaaaaaaants...

Rotto: O.O' what did you get into while I left the room?

Ren: ...noooooooooooooooothing...

Rotto: liar

Ren: not

Rotto: yes

Ren: no

Rotto: yes

Ren: no

Rotto: Ok! We are not starting this again!!

Ren: bleh...

Rotto: My profile page is growing considerably at at fast rate...

Ren: tch... math geek...

Rotto: 'GASP' AM NOT!! YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIDN'T GO THERE!!

Ren: Rotto's a ge-ek, Rotto's a ge-ek, who's only love is a calculator!! 'sings'

Rotto: That's not true! It's a graphing calculator! Not just a regular one... this one's special... 'strokes calcu.'

Ren: 'grabs, throws on ground, and stomps on it' ha...

Rotto: ... O.O

Ren: 'shrugs' Well... I'm bored... gonna leave now... 'walks off'

Rotto: 'falls to knees, holding broken calcu.' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

So, do you see how insane Ren is? Wanna read her stories? Please do... She keeps complaining to me about how no one is reviewing her stories that contain her own character in them... It's annoying... So for all who read this:

GO AND VISIT REN MIZUKI'S PAGE AND REVIEW HER STORIES SO I DON'T HAVE O LISTEN TO HER WHINE!!

Thankyou!

A Real Boyfriend

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." (Ren is sniffing back tears at the moment because she believes she will never find this guy...'sigh' so sad...)

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."