Ok so my computer gave out and until I get a new one I can't update. Very sorry I'll hope fully get a new comp within a few weeks

Hello Hello, I've got some story's in the making so please read and review if they suck tell me up front but don't mock cause literature is like art it's in the eye of the beholder. lol

Let's see, everyone calls me Momo(from bleach cause i wear my hair up in a bun and the name just stuck) I'm no where near as nice though.

I have long brown hair, brown eyes that change colors(i know its kinda weriod cause sometimes they look red and sometines there green) I'm about 5'6

I love dancing, painting, and music.

Fav Parings(in no particular order)

Renji & Ichigo

Garra & Naruto (cause poor Garra realy need love)

Sasuke & Naruto (if anyone can melt Ice prince's heat it's Naruto)

Kenpachi & Soifon (Because that would be so fucking hilarious)

Harry & Cedric

Ponder this: Some of these I got from books, friends, other fanfics. I hope you don't mind. i take no credit.

"Impossibility is only the figment of an insufficient imagination"-Phill Duncan

"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot then in a whole one"-E.B. White

"A fools mind is at the mercy of his tounge and a wise man's tounge is under the control of his mind"-Ali

"In view of the fact that god limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity"- Konrad Adnauer

"Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? - ?

"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? - ?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler - ?

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? - ?

"Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view" - Murphy's Law - Quotes

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" - Murphy's Law - Quotes

Random Facts about me or my opinions

1. I can find beauty in anything (insects,art, trees, even blood splatter)

2.Right and wrong are rarely Black and White, theres alot of gray

3. I don't have home, I've moved so much that I find my home within myself (I'm a Gypsy at heart)

4. teletubies creepy me out

5. I love having a gay boyfriend (its a song by The Hazzords)lol

6. I love all types of music

7.I've always wanted to learn ballroom and salsa dancing

8. two gay guys making out is HOT

9. Hot Topic Rocks

10. I'm a pervert at heart

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

Irony

Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
Lottery: a tax on people who don’t understand statistics.
Main reason Santa is so jolly: because he knows where all the bad girls live
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize.
If a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Stop repeat offenders, don't reelect them!
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

oh and heres a random link to a lovely yaoi manga:

My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door. He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and againO please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is TiffanyI am three, tonight my daddy murdered me

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! pass this on

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

I got this from squashed Bananas inc's profile hope she dosent mind but I found this hilarious

40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts.

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will ont dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoyin a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

OK so for those who read profiles, if you have written or read any good fanfics let me know. I'm sadded by not being able to find any good new fics, my fav pairing of course being SasuNaru (worn out? Maybe, Loved? absoutly!) but any good fic that you have found or have written, or maybe you want an oppinion i'm happy to ablige.