Shizuo falls ill after years of smoking, and is slowly wasting away. As Izaya observes from afar, he can't help but worry for his enemy. But is it from a desire to not lose his play toy? Or because of a fondness for the blonde he never knew he had?

Izaya has a secret: he suffers from Asperger's syndrome, a type of mild autism. It poses many challenges to his love for humanity but he is thrilled to overcome them. Until Kadota begins to realize that something is off and sets out to investigate.

Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...

Kida embarks in a very tortuous affair with Izaya. Suffering from serious issues Kida is drawn to Izaya's warped ideas and thus finds himself in a downward spiral of moral decay and sexual corruption. Izaya/Kida. WARNING: Very dark fic.

AU Shizaya. Shizuo has a kitty named Izaya. One night, kittyzaya is in heat! What will Shizuo do! Shizuo x Izaya

Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!