MyDogIsCoolerThanYours
Hi. I'm MyDogIsCoolerThanYours and this is my profile. I'm a girl, who's great at pointing out the simple things. I have long wavy brown hair and grey eyes. I'm about 5'4 and l'm normally LOUD, but today l'm not so let's get on with this. My friends are soooo cool and have the same names so HIIIIIIIIIIIIII TONI AND TONI (though sometimes I call the Toni that was born in December Toni-with a y cause it cracks her up.So now down to what I like. I love:Twilight, Harry potter, Fluffy socks, no homework, humour stories, my cool dog scamp FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! I'm The Kind of Girl who would... I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes. I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When: 1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class 2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?" 3)You've got a built in Volvo radar 4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire" 5) You've written a fanfiction. 6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in. 7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived. 8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays. 9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough! 10) Your friends make you a Twilight scrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass. ~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right. ~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work... All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy! ~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true! ~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? ~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? ~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? ~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? ~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice? On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Quotes- bolded quotes are the ones i like the most or mean the most to me! "Whenever a choice is made based on the excuse “life’s too short”, it’s certain that life will be just long enough to punish you for it." "Love isn't a feeling, it is an ability" "I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Douglas Adams "What will be, will be." -A quote restated many times in an Arthurian book series by Nancy McKenzie (either by Merlin, Queen Guinevere or King Arthur!). "I love you... Most ardently." Aw, Mr. Darcy! "If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman "The free-thinking of one age is the common sense of the next." -Matthew Arnold "To prophesy is extremely difficult - especially with regard to the future." - Chinese proverb "Oh, I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio, see I can make up words too." -Peter Griffin "Greedy boys die in their sleep." -Stuart from Mad TV (I love that show!) "Disclaimer: Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I'm talking about." - Unknown "I'm in my dark place." -Also via Stuart "I wish I could quit you." Heehee. Brokeback Mountain. "Americans always try to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." -Winston Churchill "If you want special effects rent Lord of the Rings." -God from Joan of Arcadia "Derek: Oh, I thought you came over to tell me what a bad ugooglizer I was. -Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley) -You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss) -People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;) -A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe) -It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known- (Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities) -The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by criticism- (Norman Vincent Peale) -It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top- (Virginia Woolf) -Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off the goal- (E. Joseph Cossman) -You don't have to have a reason to feel good - You can feel good for no reason at all- -The best things in life aren't things- (Art Buchwald) -Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain) -"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- -I look in the mirror & force myself to not look away. You can't look away from the truth. This reality that grips me is making me fall undone. When did this reflection change, & where did this thing come from?- -Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius) -Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe- -Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway- -It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about- -There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?- -So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell- -With bloodshot eyes, I'll watch you sleeping. The warmth beside me, is slowly fading- (Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for My Valentine) -It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them- -I miss you...a lot- -& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left- -Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story- -People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again- -If you can't hear my heartbeat then you're too far away- -Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying - -After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." - -Falling in love was the best idea I ever had- - Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone - I'd tell her that I'll never know what it was like to be her. But I do know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside. - (Girl, Interrupted) - "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you." - Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry -And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook) -Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider) "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"~Jack Sparrow "Dad, I see dead people."~Michael Evers-The Haunted Mansion "Maybe you'll think twice before coming back from the dead!"~Jim Evers to Zombie-The Haunted Mansion ''Figures, somehow he always gets a second chance on the verge of death. He's like a damn cat.'' "Don't drop me! I'm fragile!", "Hey don't talk to me about being fragile! I'm the one who's feeling fragile!"~Madame Leota and Jim Evers-The Haunted Mansion "Punch his face in, dad."~Megan Evers-The Haunted Mansion "You loved her... Well damn you. Damn you all to hell!"~Ramsley to Edward Gracie-The Haunted Mansion "Don't blame me for your craziness!" "And we shall have a magnificent garden party, and you're not invited. Hehe..."~Jack Sparrow "Shoot him! Cut out his tongue! Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scragly beard..."~Pirates of Shipwreck Cove and Jack Sparrow "Barbossa, marry us!" "I'm a little busy at the moment!"~Elizabeth Swan and Barbossa "Jack! Jack! It's the captain! Hide the rum."~Pintel, Ragetti, Gibbs, and Cotton's parrot "The only way I would bring Jack Sparrow back from the land of the dead, is so I can send him back myself!"~Sao Feng "Why, she's no help a' all."~Pintel "Mr. Gibbs, care to explain why my ship is gone?" "The ship? -snorts- We're on the ship...Jack! The ship's gone!" "Really!?"~Gibbs and Jack Sparrow "A wedding?! I love weddings! Drinks all around!"~Jack Sparrow "Drink a lot of water. You'll be less hungry." "You know what else happens when you drink a lot of water? YOU'RE LESS THIRSTY!"~ Ron White "I'm 49 years old in the back of this F-16 screamin' 'MOMMA!! MOMMA!!'"~ Bill Engvall "Beating you is going to be as easy as pie!"~ Jamie Noble "What a coincidence, Jamie! I happen to love pie!" ~CM Punk "Why doesn't anybody listen to me?"~ JBL "Because you're an ass."~ Triple H "Son, are you mildly retarded?"~ Triple H, pretending to be Vince McMahon "I did not sleep with that young intern, in fact, I was up all night!"~ HBK in DX interview "Then I started a fight...and the whole bar started fighting...I whipped everybodys ass"~ 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin "Lemme' guess? You wanna join DX? Get in the back."~ Triple H to Great Kahli "Go ahead. Make my millenium."~ Beetlejuice "Well Jamie Noble, your alligator mouth has finally overloaded your hummingbird rear end."~ J.R. -Strike a pose; & act like your famous- -The hardest thing in this world is to live in it- (Buffy) -To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist- -It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever- -Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way- -It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces- -It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) -She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) -Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference- -Your mom- (Some genius) -Well...you're a flower!- "We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-Unknown When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?" I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein “You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.” - Unknown “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” - Unknown “Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” - Unknown “He who laughs last didn't get it.” - Unknown “When there's a will, I want to be in it.” - Unknown "Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again "Dance my little puppets, Dance!" - God “Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.” ~Eleanor Roosevelt "The best way out is always through" ~Robert Frost. “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” ~Edgar Allen Poe “So much of me is made of what I learned from you.” ~Wicked: A New Musical “Life is an ugly awful place not to have a best friend” ~Someone Like You (Sarah Dessen) “A true friend is a promise you keep forever.” ~Someone Like You (Sarah Dessen) “I learned that strength is something you choose” ~I Learned From You (Miley Cyrus) "Pants = Love" - Forever in Blue (Anna Brashaers) "When life offers you a dream far beyond your expectation, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end." ~Bella Swan “I'll love you forever, every day of forever." ~Bella Swan “You said to us once before, that there was a time to turn back if we wanted to. We’re with you whatever happens.” ~From Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past" ~Animal Farm “If you are so busy resenting what they did or didn’t do, you will not be able to hear anything they say.” ~?? Life and love can be unpredictable, but that's part of the fun. It may not be easy to take that point of view right away, but keep your sense of humor ready. Soon you'll see how these events were supposed to happen. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain. I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Churchill Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. Churchill In three words, I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on. Robert Frost The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost “Well behaved women rarely make history.” Marilyn Monroe My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground. Let's flip a coin: Heads, Edward and I will be together. Tails, we'll flip again. Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly. -Exodus 19:5 Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.- that happens alot. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. When life throws you lemons...OMG! You're pregnant! An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it? When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again... You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Silent is golden but duck tape is silver Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. Dance like no one's watching. Sing like no one's listening. You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing. Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. Smile... it confuses people. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-) Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it... I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo One out of four people are insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you. They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. One day we're going to look back at this, laugh nervously, then change the subject. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide. I don't obsess, I think intensely. Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not. The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. You know, there are times when we're dirt broke, hungry and freezing, and I ask myself, "why the hell am i still living here." and then they call and i remember. Someone should sue Disney for making every little girl believe shes found her prince charming. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask myself, “Is life multiple choose questions or true or false questions?” and then a voice inside my head says, “We hate to tell you this, but life’s a 1,000 word essay. Sunglasses are in the two splash category. The first splash is the sunglasses falling into the water. The second splash is you jumping in after them. Life is like a box of chocolates, don't eat them too fast. Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Is he gay or European? Music man took my soul... Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. SIGNS OF INSANITY: Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America...do drugstores 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America...do banks leave 6. Only in 7. Only in America...do we use 8. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to . ThInGs To PoNdEr: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? yeah its kinda long, ok not kinda, really long. Some of these things are entertaining while other hold a deep valuable message. so please take the time to read, enjoy, and laugh like there is no tomorrow. LURVE YOU DEATH!! Girls Copy and paste WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;) Real men Sparkle... I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling. When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire. Bite me... you know you want to! Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk. Kroptonite doesn't bother me either. Well, It's no irritable grizzly... I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. AV: Addicted to Vampires OMC: since Edward is a perfect angel (me: sigh), and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisile. That, and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. (me: this is makes a lot of sense) And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward..." and it was all goood. (me: uh-huh. no arguements there!) ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) I find "good morning" contradictory My heart? Yeah. Not a playground. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then? (me: huh? oh, take that!) Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon I think I could be madly in like with you Let's flip a coin: heads, we'll be together; tails, we'll flip again When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back opps! I appear to have fallen on your lips! Guys should be like lattes: rich, strong, and hot! Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. (me: Just hope that you have something to change it to) Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car. |
