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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the I am)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon Does this make sense?
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Does Manga Count?)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm QUIET so I MUST be depressed and anti-social.

If you have a stereotype that people point out find it! Some of these don't make sense!

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Hello, Doctor by MandaxPanda reviews
Sora's a single parent taking care of his five-year-old daughter Kairi all on his own. But Sora's and Kairi's lives change after meeting Dr. Riku Uchida, a pediatrician who soon becomes a big part of their lives. SoraXRiku YAOI. Rated M. READ AND REVIEW! :D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 183,490 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sora, Riku
Connections of the Heart by night.scare reviews
Humans are driven by the connections we have to one another. We build these connections, these bonds, without even realizing it until we're entangled amongst them. But it's the connections you don't even know you have that matter the most.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Riku, OC
When Shadows Surround You by Tainara Black reviews
There was a moment that wasn't the chakra bond that bound them, but the need to be together and forget where his body ended and where the other's began... Shikamaru and Neji were bound by their chakra and it was completely troublesome. NC17.ShikaNejiShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Shikamaru N., Neji H.
Too Hard by carnivalparade reviews
Roxas is a slut. he has been since he got shipped off to an all boys boarding school and was named the most desired piece of ass on campus. now that he's back home, he wants to change his ways and devote himself to Axel, but Sora and Riku are making it awfully hard. AU: AKUROKU, SOROKU, SORIKU, RIKUROKU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,330 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Roxas, Sora
10 Rules for Finding Mr Right by Lumeton reviews
Sora's sure his true love is somewhere out there. It's up to a bartender named Riku to introduce him to the basic rules of finding The One. Will it help?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
I'll Catch You by Seaside Stranger reviews
Roxas starts his junior year at Destiny University struggling with the death of his best friend. He soon meets Axel, a senior who just won't leave him alone. Can Roxas make peace with his grief and let himself love again? Drugs, abuse, sex, akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Roxas, Axel
Love At Seventeen by Riri-chi reviews
Romance is just a cliche thing filled with angst and heartache. At least that's what Rima Mashiro thinks of it. Yet everything slowly starts to change as Nagihiko Fujisaki teaches her the ways of romance. And it all starts with his book...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,021 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F.
Playground by LittleWhiteLiesSing reviews
Welcome to the Playground where any fantasy can be fulfilled... for the right price. Too bad those making your desires reality want out. AU, yaoi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,080 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
He Gets It by Kawaii Kisu reviews
Because people didn't always get it. But we locked hands and we held on tight and we kissed without stopping for air, without opening our eyes, because we were both feeling it and thinking the same thing: He gets it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,292 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Kaoru's Missing Thing in Her Life by dejiko001 reviews
Kaoru keeps getting this feeling like she's missing something in her life. The thing is that she doesn't know what it is...or could the "what" be a "whom?" Inspired by marinav92.
Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 67,105 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Butch, Kaoru M.] - Complete
Not so Silent Obsever by Arachne Acantha reviews
"You have been chosen to watch over the Keybearer, and to keep the story correct." "So I'm basically stalking Sora?" This is an OC story, not a Mary Sue. Rated because my character cusses too much.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010
Love is Blind by Lumeton reviews
The boy saw colours in the sound of a crackling fireplace, tasted feelings in cupcakes and marshmallows. Sora made Riku think that maybe he was actually the blind one, and not Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Cruel Mistress by SMYGO4EVA reviews
Drabble. Only a princess would know what it means to be broken.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Azula - Complete
Steps In Light by Soviet Am Blacktree reviews
Roxas devastated by the violent ending of his last relationship is shipped off with his brother Sora to Twilight Town to live with their father. Yaoi, Suggested/Actual Rape, Lemon, Akuroku/Soriku, Language, Rated M for later chapters.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,013 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Catching Sparks by MistressKiko reviews
AU - The reason Shizuo Heiwajima was at a gay club was because of the strange attraction he had toward his male best friend, not because of the ruby-eyed stranger he'd met along the way. Or so he tried to convince himself.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,608 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Academy 13Gekko Hesei by Sunechirei reviews
Being redone. Don't read unless you want to be disappointed when I start over.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,972 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010
Klar by smearedliner reviews
When we are dreaming alone it is only a dream. When we are dreaming with others, it is the beginning of reality. Or so he was desperately hoping. NearxAcey OC Will follow L's Successors
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Near
Shot Through The Heart by Voglio Il Mio Pranzo reviews
Three young girls become friends and deal with their problems while the world is falling apart around them. This will never be finished.
Fusion Fall - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,793 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Dangers of Chocolate by Nara-san reviews
Near and Mello have fun with chocolate NearxMello
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Mello, Near
For the Love of Chocolate by Aries Draco reviews
Near x Mello. Another reason for Mello to hate Near. Yaoi, noncon, bondage.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Complete