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18 year old lesbian. I have an account from like 2011, but let's not try and clear that out.

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Justified Peaky Blinders Father Brown Brooklyn Nine-Nine Arrested Development Office Avatar: The Last Airbender Young Justice Teen Titans Criminal Minds

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The Secret History Invisible Man Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay Huckleberry Finn Importance of Being Ernest

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DCU Marvel, sometimes. NHL ???
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Traitor's Face by Loopy777 reviews
Aang awakes from his century-long hibernation to look up into Fire Nation eyes, and Mai finds that her trip to the South Pole has taken a turn for the exciting. In this Alternate Universe, the only thing more powerful than love is the call of betrayal. (This is going to be a long one, and WILL NOT rehash the cartoon.)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 77 - Words: 669,013 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Aang, Mai] Sokka, Zuko
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 291,778 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 6,298 - Follows: 6,106 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,969 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 3,644 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 9/12/2018 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 7,259 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Teaching History (is Old News) by You Light The Sky reviews
In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,858 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 5/17/2018 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort] Albus D.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 8,720 - Follows: 2,906 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 7,590 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,656 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adamantium by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Waking up on a train with no idea how he got there or why he was eleven again, Magneto finds himself thrown head first into the treacherous world of magic. Fortunately he's not alone, as familiar faces can be found even in Hogwarts, though apparently he wasn't the only one to suffer through puberty twice. Can he find a way back to his world...and will he want to when he does?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,511 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 2,079 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 8/15/2015 - [Erik L./Magneto, Raven/Mystique] Harry P.
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 3,834 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Eyes by Shadenight123 reviews
Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,218 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Maya's Story: Past, Passion, Purpose by misspk reviews
Maya embarks on a journey to discover what it meant to be a Siren. Little did she know that she would find three misfits would help her free her chained heart to truly trust again. Or that she would meet her muse, Lilith. A Siren who was more than meets the eye. Love is a dangerous concept, but it is deadly when Maya/Lilith are involved. MayLith FTW!
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,272 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 5/6/2015 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Lilith, Maya
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
A Thorn in the Side by Klimmatt reviews
AU. What if Wally West idolised his Aunt Pamela rather than his Uncle Barry? Rather than growing up as the latest proud member of the Flash Legacy, he walked a very different path.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,473 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Before and After by Shaddic reviews
This is the story of Mike and Mal's past before Mike was adopted by the Skinners and what took place after.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,745 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Mike, Mal - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9273 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 3,910 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Young Justice: Red X by Hexalys reviews
Robin, leader of the Teen Titans, wakes up in a world not unlike his own, Earth-16. Isolated and stranded, he decides to take up an old alias and joins a new team of young heroes. As Red X he builds a new reputation and battles against enemies both new and familiar. Ch17: Red X fights against Klarion and is placed under a spell, making his worst nightmare a reality.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,508 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Deathstroke
New-U by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,801 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Angel, Zer0 - Complete
Camp Us by Shade's Ninde reviews
College AU - Artemis has some interesting hallmates. Team hijinks, multiple pairings, featuring RA!RA and his hat-tossing skills. T for language and occasional questionable content. Chapter Nine: u grad, bro?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,417 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Similar Minds by Lieju reviews
A riddle-obsessed genius and a science-obsessed supercomputer. A prisoner and a jailor. A test subject and a scientist. GLaDOS finds a batch of test subjects sent from Arkham Asylum, and unexpected connections are made.
Crossover - Portal & Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2012 - GLaDOS, The Riddler/E. Nigma - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Looking Glass Wars by AzarDarkstar reviews
Two-Shot. His mother is gone. His uncle is missing. And Zuko runs for his very life.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Collide by LaLaCat1 reviews
Jason Todd finds himself in a Gotham strangely different from the place he calls home, and he's not happy about it. Now he must learn to deal with a Bruce that cares and a Dick Grayson that's only thirteen years old if he ever wants to make it home.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,695 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Wanting and Wondering by Necessary Chocolate reviews
Zuko doesn't want much, anymore. Team Avatar restored peace, married and had kids, built cities and homes, and drifted so impossibly far apart.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 13,641 - Follows: 3,556 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How to Properly Care for Your Baby Flash by thingamawhatsit reviews
Young Justice takes on the Rogues. It doesn't go exactly how they expected. Originally on the yj anon meme.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,617 - Follows: 5,695 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,520 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 5,303 - Follows: 1,807 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
Hearth and Home by Amphitrite II reviews
Clark's belongings start appearing in the Manor. Alfred muses. :::Batman/Superman slash:::
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 663 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 582 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Secrets of a Matchmaker by KiraKira-Kirimi reviews
Noah let the biggest secret of his entire life slip. To Geoff. Ah, what havoc is sure to ensure! No pun intended. Noah x Cody, other canons. On OFFICIAL hiatus until December.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,120 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Noah, Cody
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 8,288 - Follows: 1,991 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Murder by Publicity by Seraphina2 reviews
Set from Act II on. Finding murder too inelegant, Dr. Horrible finds a different way to destroy Captain Hammer.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,253 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 975 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete