Hello peoples, I am physic-ash but y'all can call me Ash cause that is my name. Ummm... I hope y'all like my stories cause I write them to be read and enjoyed. Please write reviews to tell me what you think even if you hate it, let me know. Any kind of feedback will help me to improve my stories. Love y'all!!

much love peoples, physco-ash... I mean physic-ash (hahahaha-love y'all)

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's OK, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

The cuteness of it all

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

the guy that for some freaking reason I can't find

Quotes...

when life gives u lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how u did it

- unknown

it takes a day to love someone. it takes years to know what love is
-jason mraz

not all who wander are lost
-j.r.r. tolken

in a world of cheerios, be a frootloop
-unkown

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 percent of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (not sometimes. all the time)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile(Uh...yeah...My mom has put a restraining order on me when it comes to reading. She told me that she would rather see me watch TV than read!! Did I listen to her? 'Course not. I hate TV!)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and paste it on your profile. (i'm still working on being normel...)

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, and the internet, copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I admit I have O.C.D
(Obsessive Cullen Disorder)

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've ever tried to impress a guy, but ended up making yourself look horible then copy this to your profile!

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Sometimes I want to shout to the whole world how lucky I am to have you as my friend but sometimes I want to hush...afraid that somebody might take you away from me.

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footsteps in your heart.

Forbidden to remember. Terrified to forget.

If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Art strives for form, and hopes for beauty.

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Post this in your profile if you hate waiting in line.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

Words of Wisdom:

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Random Quotes!

"I think my cat is going to kill me."

"Na na na na na na na na Batman squirrel!"

"I wanna poke a squirrel!"

"OMG I'm like a piece of toast!"

"Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them."

"I made you a cookie, but I eated it."

"Warning. Your computer has a virus and needs to be hit several times."

"Never hit a person with glasses, hit them with a baseball bat!"

"May I borrow a pen? I need to stab you in the eye."

"Before you die, you see...the muffin."

"Hard work is not judged by the ink on the page, but by the ink on the hands"

- "love is like war; bloody hard work"

- "like the morning dew, each day is a new beginning and a new chance for all"

- "as long as you are loved, evil will never swallow you whole"

- "the earth is our mother... and we are the children with her blood on our hands"

-Watch me hunt- Bella Swan (so adorable)

-Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect - and I didn't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean- (Bob Marley)

-You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss)

-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

-A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe)

-And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook)

-Love is when two people who care for each other get confused- (Bob Schneider)

-Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?-

-Strike a pose; & act like your famous-

-The hardest thing in this world is to live in it- (Buffy)

-To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist-

-It's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be real hard. And we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I wanna do that...because I want you. All of you...forever-

-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-

-"You think I lifted a van off you?" His tone questioned my sanity- (Twilight)

-When life offers you a dream so far beyond any of your expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end- (Twilight)

-But I'm tired of trying to stay away from you Bella- (Edward Cullen) -gasp&orfaint-!

-And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...What a stupid lamb. What a sick, masochistic lion- (Edward and Bella)

(I would also just like to take a minute to point out that Edward and Bella so brought the word 'masochistic' back. I mean, no one even knew that was a word, or used it, until them. Just saying.)

-I dazzle people?- (Edward Cullen, lol)

-Do you remember when you told me I couldn't see myself clearly? You obviously have the same blindness- (Bella Swan)

-You're wrong you know. You are worth it- (Jasper Hale Cullen)

-Cullen boys...because they don't make them like that anymore- ;)

-Stupid, shiny Volvo owner- (Twilight)

-Bella's all about the extreme sports these days- (Alice Cullen)

-Boys in books...are just better-

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Hello, my name is: GOD- haha

-I run with vampires-

-Edward Cullen is so bringing sexy back-

-I'll be your Bella if you'll be my Edward-

-It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces-

-Happiness. It made the whole dying thing pretty bearable- (New Moon)

-It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

-She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative- (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

-Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference-

-Your mom- (Some genius)

-Well...you're a flower!- (Me)

-It's pretty sad when you think about it. But I don't think about it- (My friend)

-Yeah, none of those freaky Virgos here- lol (Jacob Black)

-It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known- (Sydney Carton from A Tale of Two Cities)

-The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by critiscm- (Norman Vincent Peale)

-It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top- (Virginia Woolf)

-Obstacles are things you see when you take your eyes off the goal- (E. Joseph Cossman)

-You don't have to have a reason to feel good - You can feel good for no reason at all-

-The best things in life aren't things- (Art Buchwald)

-Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry- (Mark Twain)

-"Good causes" seem to be quite expensive, especially compared to how cheap the bad ones are- (Me)

-I look in the mirror & force myself to not look away. You can't look away from the truth. This reality that grips me is making me fall undone. When did this reflection change, & where did this thing come from?- (Me)

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol! (Some Genius)

-Wait 'til there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe-

-Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway-

TWILIGHT PLOTS THAT I DESPISE!! (By the way, I KNOW that FanFiction is the place to put your ideas that will never happen in the real book, but come on! Some of these just need to die)

Bella never went cliff-diving in New Moon. That is one of the saddest, best scenes of anything I've ever read! How could you take that out!? It was so crucial!

Bella/Jake.Not. Gonna. Happen. Get over it. ExB all the way baby!

Charlie is abusive. Give the guy a break! I know it's perfect for the ExB plots where Edward saves her from all the misery in her life (sadistic vamps not enough for you?) but I still think this plot line is pretty stupid since this is one of the most OOC plot points ever!

Edward had a fling before meeting Bella. Likewise, not gonna happen.

(Not exactly a plot but) Authors who use bad grammar, and lack capitalization, spacing, punctuation, and spell check skills. Seriously, do NOT just upload a document and NOT preview it first. Maybe it's just me, but I hate reading a story where all the dialogue spoken by different people is just jammed into one paragraph, and there's NO punctuation where there needs to be, like at the end of dialogue or even sentences for crying out loud! I'm not talking about the occasional mess up, but when this is a repeated offense.

And god damn...if you don't know how to spell, fine, but all you have to do is press that little ABC CHECK button, and viola! Problem solved. And if you have bad grammar and you need to work on it, okay, we respect you're trying to progress, but please, get a beta! That's why the people that run this site made that a very easy option for you, because I know I'm not the only one sick of reading crap on here.

And SUMMARIES people. I don't know if you're aware of this, but if someone reads your summary (and no, I'm not talking about the quality of the actual summary, but please god, DON'T saying something like "i suk at summarys, sory!") and they see no punctuation, no CAPITALIZATION (that's a big one), continuous spelling errors, and an overall flow of badness, they're just going to skip it, guessing that they're only going to see more of that same kind of revolting writing in the story.

Mike rapes Bella. Get a life. Sure, some people think he's annoying, but he's just supposed to be a nice guy, that's how Stephenie wrote him. There will almost always be that one guy in high school who really likes you and is persistent. However, judging by how many stories there are about Mike, I guess that means every nice but persistent guy has to be a rapist. Damn...there are more rapists in this world than I thought. Pretty scary - high school's full of them. Who knew? Plus, Alice would totally see this. And I've noticed that a lot of people put Alice as having the vision - if she does at all - either as it's happening, or like...five seconds before it happens. I'm not quite sure you guys quite understand her power...or Mike. Give him a break, he's a nice guy. But apparently he gets drunk quite often and sadistically sexually tortures Bella frequently...and Edward, of course, is no where to be find. Weird.

They say guns dont kill people, people kill people. But i think guns help...If you just stood there and yelled BANG, i doint think that would kill to many people.

Most people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them

Its not cheating unless you get caught

I hope life isnt a joke, because i dont get it.

Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!

If you know someone who is slower than a herd of turtles stammpeading through peanut butter, put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

f there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Cullen. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN,Bitch,RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever stopped in the middle of a busy street to look at something, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when someone asked you for it, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was gooooood

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

If you think this poem is sad, RE-POST so we can spread awareness about child-abuse.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

My eyes are swollen, And I cannot see.

I must be stupid, I must be bad.

What else could have made, My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly.

Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong.

Or else I'm locked up, All the day long.

When I awake, I'm all alone.

The house is dark, My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice.

So maybe I'll get, Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car!

My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse, My name he calls.

I press myself, Against the hard wall.

I try and hide, From his evil eyes.

I'm so afraid now, I start to cry.

He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words.

He says it's my fault, He's suffering at work.

He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more.

I finally get free, And I run for the door.

He's already locked it, And I start to bawl.

He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken.

And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's much too late.

His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain, Again and again.

Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops, And he heads for the door.

While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah, And I am but three.

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

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I am:

- A movie/music/book lover. (Alright, so maybe I can't stay away from talking about books for even a few lines. It's not an obsession. -eye twitches- Really.)

- A girl who will probably stay single forever. (Thanks Edward. Thanks a lot. But if you're a twilight guy teen...hey ; Lol, kidding. Sort of. Yes, I am. I dunno)

-It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about-

-There's that one quote, 'when I'm around you the sky is a different blue'. What happens when I'm around you, and the goddamn sky is gray?-

-So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell-

-With bloodshot eyes, I'll watch you sleeping. The warmth beside me, is slowly fading- (Tears Don't Fall, by Bullet for My Valentine)

-It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them-

-I miss you...alot-

-& she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left-

-Beginnings are scary endings are s a d It's the middle that counts the most;; don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story-

-People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again-

-If you can't hear my heartbeat ;; then you're too far away-

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -

-After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist finally said to me, "Maybe...life isn't for everyone." -

-You want a song of glory? Well I'm fucking screaming it at you- (Box Full of Sharp Objects by The Used)

-Falling in love was the best idea I ever had- (Same song as above)

- Forged in war, born of death, saved by love - Jackson Rathbone

- I'd tell her that I'll never know what it was like to be her. But I do know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside. - (Girl, Interrupted)

- "You're a good friend and I love you and all...but if we ever get chased by zombies, I'm totally tripping you." - (Me to a friend of mine)

My Favorite Insults (use at your own risk)

Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege.

I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.

I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Your a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.

You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?

List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.

If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

EVER WONDER:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?