Greetings to any who appear here, whether intentionally or otherwise...

Warning: Insanity does not lurk here. It originates here.

There are four of us using this name, actually; for a joint fanfic. Thus the plural. We may or may not put others up here, or lead you to links to individual profiles, on fanfiction or otherwise. The email is shared also. We are twins, but we all have different birthdays, parents, and ages (depending on the time of year--I think we're actually all the same at this point.). We are twins by personality. We'll attempt to use something like a similar format for information so that it's not too confusing... Or some of us will, anyway. Not all of the spaces will be filled in by all of us, though.

NOTE: A sidestory collection has appeared soon. Background Threads will collect various oneshot offshoots of Convergence, mostly humor so far, and the ones we have so far explain parts of the original storyline. They're not necessary to understand the story, but they do clarify some references... and provide an opportunity for the extent of our humor to appear. Once it's up I'm going to start listing our stories with descriptions, so if you want to find just one part that can help.

Oh, and we have a running conversation at the bottom of the profile... It's really long; feel free to skip it if you don't feel like wasting time being dragged into the insanity. It includes sarcasm, rants, innerselves' occasional appearances, inside jokes, spazzing, and general randomness and stupidity.

Name Being Used: Fhira. It's a name I almost gave to a character in a book I'm working on; it means Fire.

Real Name: Ha, funny. That's a secret.

Appearance: Girl, shortest of the twins (shut up), and my hair looks like a fox. 18.

Personality: Ordinarily, quiet. Around friends, sarcastic, and funny in an irony- and cynicism-based way. Around friends and under the influence of sugar, hyper to the extreme. ("Look! Look! Look! Look! (continue for ten minutes)" 'Alright, what?' "...It's a rock!" 'We're raking a gravel path in the forest! We know there are rocks!' "...But it's a big rock!") Normally it's hard to annoy me (enough to get a reaction, anyway), but there are a few topics that I snap at very quickly. Prejudice, of any kind but particularly having to do with religion, politics or sexuality, are the main ones. I have friends in danger of dying for those. ...And myself, come to think of it. Beware what you say--bite me, and I'll bite back. Harder. I am a master of intelligent insults. Otherwise, I get along with just about anyone quite well.

Likes: Chocolate, sugar, talking to interesting people, open-mindedness... And I've been forced into a running addiction. I still don't like it much, but that's why I call it addiction... And now I'm being trained for marathons. I didn't even want to run at all...

Dislikes: Prejudice. This is more of a hate. I know I'm guilty too, but I do my best not to be. And apathy. That's also closer to hate, but only annoys me when it's about something that really matters.

Quote: The total amount of human intelligence in the world is a constant. The population is increasing. (I have no clue who it's from.)

Anything Else: I'm the one who did the top section (cause I was the one bored enough to make this), thus how I got the first of the profile spaces. So I'm responsible for most of what's outside of the individual sections, unless otherwise labeled. ...Does that make me the voice of the twins or something? I hope not; I'm crazy enough as the voice for myself... I'm also the one who types the Tori and Ami sections of the story, and sometimes the Yuki ones, and I am Tori. ...In the story. Or I write the sections anyway; there are still a number of distinct differences between Tori and me. ...Anyway. I generally avoid romance like it's lethal, though I'm not entirely sure why... I'm fine with it as long as it's not the sole point of the story. I do enjoy messing with characters' heads; you'll probably see this come out in Tori eventually. Psychology amuses me quite a lot, so I'm the one likely to have my chapters broken up by paragraphs of introspection every so often. I cut it out when it's useless, though, and if I miss some, anyone can feel free to yell at me and make me go change it... So any comments on the Tori sections plot or event wise, and the Tori and Ami sections spelling and grammar wise, can be directed at me. Actually, I'm more or less editing them all, so spelling and grammar for any chapter can be aimed at me. (I've just opened myself up to so much flaming now, haven't I... oh well.)

Links:

None from me. I do have an individual account on here though; see if you can figure out which. eleutheriac, you do not count because you were already given the directions. ...And cause it wouldn't be a challenge for you anyway.

Name Being Used: Sayuka. It's my Japanese name.

Real Name: ...If I tell you that, I'll have to kill you.

Appearance: Female, I'm the tallest twin (I measure in at 5' 9 1/2"), my hair is currently mid-back length and honey blonde-tinted-mahogany-and-purple-streaked red. I also have chocolate brown eyes, but they change from that to black, and occasional red, when my mood changes. I've just turned 18 as of 11-21.

Personality: I'm shy and quiet, but get me angry and you'd better hit the ground running. I'm viciously protective of my friends and myself, loyalty is one of the most identifying things about me. I have a very short temper and odd things will infuriate me. (An example: throwing my drawing pencil across the room because a line kept turning out wrong). I'm also bipolar and suffer from split personality, so I snap from mood to mood with no warning. I'll be nice if you are, and I'll be vicious when insulted. You have been warned.

Likes: Art, reading, writing, manga, friends, hiking, swimming, creek wading, photography, singing, Rockband, music, animals, fantasy...

Dislikes: Dating (I'll leave it at it was my biggest mistake), racism, prejudice, all things pink, poofy dresses, most breakfast foods...

Quote: "Love's like a drug - you don't realize you had too much until it kills you." and "Teach me the rules and I will show you how to break them." along with "Am I human? No, I'm something better." all by meh!

Anything Else: I'm the one writing under "Yuki" and I type and edit my own parts, then email them to Fhira to post (my laptop likes being stupid) so yell at me for grammar and what-not. for the "Yuki" chapters. Also, I am the artist of the story. I'll be drawing the reference images for each character in the story and uploading to mangabullet...When I get the chance.-.-

Links:

deviantART -

MangaBullet.com -

Solo fanfiction account - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1051497/

Triad fanfiction account - http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1803299/

FanArt-Central account -

Dragoncave -

YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/user/KisekiAoikaze

Name Being Used: Neko (eth chan hime of the underworld) ... (

Real Name: bond, jamie bond... if you think i'm serious you're adorable...

Appearance: erm... frizzy. blue eyes, 5'6", blonde(ish), make-up-less... anything else? '

Personality: DORK. FANGIRL. that's all i have to say.

Likes: tea, animals, the natural world, rings, Gandhi, twins, Bill Kaulitz, Craig and Allen, Neil, anime, manga, Dr.Who, slippers, music, skiing, top hats, books, etc. on and on in that general vein...

Dislikes: erm... bulldozers, spray paint, and brothers.

Quote: "We are his not-children." "That is, in fact, a male. Odd, I know."

Anything Else: i do have a deep side... it just normally doesn't show itself. I'm writing under Embly, and I got the name from Edward Gorey. If anyone out there knows Edward Gorey other than myself, let me know and I'll confess my undying love... kidding! (or am i...?)

Links:

Name Being Used: Ami

Real Name: ...No.

Appearance: Light brown hair, gray eyes, otherwise couldn't care less.

Personality: Shy, not good with people, once I get to know someone I open up a bit more and I talk. Insane and in the story has a Backpack of Doom.

Likes: Almost everything.

Dislikes: Unnecessary killing, maggots, zombies.

Quote: "That pain of being all alone... it's not trivial... The way you feel, I don't know why... I understand it so well... the hurt... But I've got people who care about me now... people who are important to me... I won't let you hurt them! Even if I have to kill you, I will stop this." "Why should you care about others?" "They saved me from my pit of loneliness, and they understand me. I couldn't live without them." (Naruto and Gaara from Naruto)

Anything Else: Warning: I may be a very gentle person, but if you threaten my friends, I will kill you. Don't worry, if you apologize I'll show you mercy. Then I'll only beat you up.

Links:

None.

And a list of the stories:

Our Note: Convergence

~~Our main story; written in alternating chapters by each of us.

Background Threads

~~A collection of oneshot sidestories to Convergence.

~Trio vs. Duo

~~~The first Threads story; a competition between the Trio and the Duo, Mello and Matt. Humor, and an explanation of the origin of the police website's password program.

~Light's Worst Day

~~~The second Threads story; about to be out.

Let's see... I guess this part goes to whatever else any of us want to put here... (edit by Sayuka) Including notes to each other and questions to each other, like for plot and stuff in the story. (Back to Fhira) And anything not in the story, for that matter...

This section is really long. Seriously. The rest of the profile long. Skip it if you wish, read it if you wish, but read it in the knowledge that it includes every crazy, stupid and spastic thing two (occasionally four) mood-swinging fanfiction authoresses can come up with. More than that, that we can come up with. Which is far more dangerous than the standard fanfiction authoresses.

Fhira (in reference to Sayuka's section): Split personalities doesn't even begin to cover it... You have what, three hundred alter-selves now? Probably closer to four hundred when I think about it...

Sayuka: Ha, yea, yea, yea. I know. I was trying to make them think I was remotely normal! (dramatic sigh) Looks like a failed attempt! Gah, oh wells. Ha, I guess I should sit down and count all my voices one of these days...Mmm, maybe not. I don't think I want to know who all is in there!

Fhira: Well last time you tried that you couldn't even remember the names of half of them. And that was... almost two years ago, I think. And some of them have started migrating to my head, anyway, haven't they? ...And anyway, who's "them?"

Sayuka: "Them" happen to be the people who drift across this thing. XD Yea, I know I couldn't remember half of them, but they've been in my head a lot more than usual, so who knows.

Fhira: You're assuming any of them will be sane enough to even read by this point. Remember, most of them will have been (trying to) read all the chaos in our story long before they get here. And I didn't know your alter-selves were present more; I haven't seen them in a while. Of course, I haven't been stalking them with glitter and superglue, either; I haven't had the time. Curse you, homework... And writing this story, for that matter. And running. All time-consuming things; far more so than they have any right to be.

Sayuka: Ehhe, yea. Homework is evil. AH FOOO! I was supposed to study for my history final! AND finish all...77 dragon horses! (flails)

Fhira: (listening to the shouts of fury at a pen over IM) Speaking of odd things that set you off... But you do at least have the next two days before school, and you don't sleep anyway.

Sayuka: (laughing about pen reference) Ha... Yea, I do. Only if I didn't have my 'sister' staying the night Saturday and cleaning before that. -.-'' It is a good thing I don't sleep.

Fhira: Gaara. And which sister of the how-many dozen you seem to call that?

Sayuka: this sister is my friend of 11 years. Kayla. I'm going nuts, she and I stayed up until 5:30 in the morning. XD And I finally have a tally of how much manga I own! XD

Fhira: I think you've mentioned her... well I know you have, I'm just not sure what about her. So how much manga do you have?

Sayuka: I've got 108 manga volumes, 38 anime magazines, 2 novels, and 9 movies. XD Man, we'll have a huge conversation before the other two get in here...

Fhira: Well Neko's being lazy or she'd be here already, and since Ami can't get online... We can enter comments for her, but unless she wants everyone to know as well there isn't much point, so... Conversations will probably mostly be us. Speaking of which, have you been harassing Neko to update her section of the profile?

Sayuka: Thanks for reminding me. (pulls out cell phone)(sends message) Okay, there. And kind of figured it'd be just us talking. ' Oh yea, I now have 110 manga volumes - a friend gave me two more -.-'' If this doesn't stop, I'll end up with too many to fit in my ROOM! (flail) And I have another 25 Barnes & Noble giftcard! GAAAH! (hisses) And I know I'll end up buying more manga, after I buy the other Night World book...Oh, my mom made me get a savings account. And then told me to forget I have one. And I now have a checking account. (twitches) I'm annoyed! (hisses at grad. project) I'M IN TECH AND I DON'T NEED THIS! WHY DO I HAVE TO DO IT! HIISSSS O-o''

Fhira: The grad project because it's a rule, I did the entire thing two years ago and they're still making me redo it because... I have no idea why, really. The teacher told us it counted and we wouldn't have to do it again. Just because I guess. Didn't you have too much manga to fit in your room a year ago? And apparently you have some kind of power over Neko; I've been harassing her for two days and didn't get a response. You send one message and she just about salutes...

Neko: I'M HERE!! YOU CAN STOP THREATENING ME!! Not that either of you have been particularly violent thus far... So hiya! There is no extra power in Sayuka-chan, I just happened to be able to use the computer today. T-T I'm sorry Fhira-chan, I didn't mean to ignore uuuuu! I just realized that I seem even more insane than normal when I'm around you people... I feel quite inadequate... This is the only warm room in my house... Yay. So how is everyone other than busy?

Sayuka: Looks like my only power is good timing. We got our first review!! I didn't know what to do with replying to it, seeing as it's only Ami's part that's up, so log into our email and we'll figure something out out, Fhira. Oh yea, I edited the chapter name from "Chapter 1" to "Chapter 1 Ami." I think we should do that, putting our names after the Chapter # so that people know who's point of view we're reading from. Fhira, I'll let you submit all our chapters since my laptop is flaky. I'll type up and edit my own and email them to you. Well, seein' as I gotta finish our icon and all my homework and crap, ciao!

Fhira: You know, you were spazzing much less than you said you did... Yeah, the chapters are a good idea. I was going to change the name but I forgot... By the way, would you like to enter an art contest? Apparently PTI has a high school student contest every year; they sent me an invitation. If you enter, you can go to the show and have professionals and teachers critique your art. No, you don't have to... But it sounds good, and the deadline to enter isn't until next month. Sound fun? And Neko, I've come up with another story idea. I think it'll amuse you, remind me to explain it whenever I talk to you again...

Sayuka: Art contest? I'd have to see what about, so maybe. Thank goodness that I have very no homework tonight, I can finally get through all my stuff! And I just kicked a cat by accident...

Ami: O.O This is crazy, I'm almost glad that I can't join every time. ...And Neko-chan, take back your koi fish! (throws fish)

Fhira: Yes it's crazy; it's the twins. Sayuka, what do you mean what about? I don't think there's a theme and it's just about every media... I'll bring it into school tomorrow. Hmm... Do you think I should put up the next chapter now? Or wait until we know Neko's working on hers?

Sayuka: I got a thing for the contest in my mail. -.-'' Ami, yes this is crazy, but hey, it's fun!! Yea, we ought to get all our first chapters up, then get Neko to write hers, then post up all our second round writings.

Fhira: So does the contest sound interesting? And that's the thing... For all we know, Neko'll take a few months. Should we space the chapters out?

Sayuka: Yea, it sounds interesting. Space them out how? Like, wait a week or so until we update it again? If so, then yea. Oh, and I was wondering if you'd be able to help me come up with an idea for a less-than-three minute video for something. ' Mom is making me enter. Fhira, bad news, I'm going to have to ask you and the others to make your wolves a bit more complex. Mine looks really out of place with you and Neko. I'm going to try and free-be Ami's, mainly because she'll panic when I ask her about the wolf's markings and stuff...

Fhira: I'll attempt to help with the video... Are there any guidelines for the topic? I can make the wolf more complex... I'm going to call Neko today so I can rant at her, so I can bug her about the wolves at the same time. ...And get her to get on here and respond. I'll wait till tomorrow or the next day for the chapter, then...

Sayuka: I brought the thing to lunch, and totally forgot about it. Remind me at lunch tomorrow. -.-'' And yea, it'd be nice if you can get the wolves more complex, Ami and I stick out WAY too much!

Fhira: You didn't completely forget about it, actually; you showed it to me and then we got distracted with... something... And I'll go call Neko now. Wolves, story and write, dammit, slow Neko... I think that's about what I need to cover...

Sayuka: Yea, I dunno what we even got distracted with. '' ANYWHO! I need to ask Ami about doing another fic, and such.. Hmm... And finish the wolves... GAH!

Neko: You know, I never knew Ami-chan had that side... The one with the killing and beating people. I love her even more now! And it's only been a few days since I've been online, I can't be that far behind... Though I know I'm the bane of the twins, I can't be that bad... Sorry, I seem to be having an emo-type day. If someone could kill me to save me the trouble, I'd be much obliged... ANYWHO! I'm so sad that I never see you people, because all the stories I have about school involve people that you guys have never met. Sigh... You need to meet Mr.Kirby (real name not being revealed). Fo shiz. So, whee! ... And this is me depressed...? Oh dear... So how are all of you on this lovely day?

Neko: Again because I'm computer-illiterate. How exactly am I supposed to write the actual story...? Should I just write it and email it to Fhira-chan?

Sayuka: You write it from your point-of-view (read our first chapter) and yea, email to Fhira. I seriously need you and Fhira to make your wolves a bit more complex, because my wolf and Ami's stand out too differently. It would be great if you could tell me the new markings to put in A.S.A.P

Fhira: Well... I was going to answer Neko's questions, but that seems to have been done already... And I can't even remember what my wolf looked like originally... Don't you know better than to ask me things like this, Sayuka? Considering you've nearly taken my head off for being indecisive about it more than once before... And wouldn't two simple and two complex wolves balance each other? Whatever, either way, just base mine on Neko's... just more red. I'll call Neko again tomorrow, assuming she's home... Oh, and do you have the contest information to email me? If not I can just look it up; I already found it online for my art teacher so it wouldn't be hard. Oh, and Neko, would you like to read the non-posted chapters before you write yours? I have the first of each of our chapters, but Ami still has the notebook with the second and third ones, I only have the first because they're all typed.

Fhira: Forgot this for the last one... Neko, I don't think Ami's that violent... at least, she'd beat herself up worse out of guilt if she ever did hurt anyone. Even for friends... Not that she wouldn't attack for friends anyway. And Sayuka, I read back over our conversation and it occurred to me... Exactly who has migrated to my head, anyway? I remember L and Kyuubi would visit and you've kicked out your koi fish (it's still depressed, by the way. Leave it to Kira-chan to create a suicidal koi fish...), but I can't remember who else... ...Oh, and I'm contemplating trying to enter a beaded mobile into the jewelry/metalworking category for the art contest. Think I'll get away with it?

Sayuka: I don't really remember which of them went where. I think you could get away with it...I still haven't thought of what I'm going to do, nor have I thought about the video contest... Your wolf is based off Neko's already. I may just end up putting snowflake patterns on them...

Neko: Snowflake patterns? Cute... But mine was all dark with rings of white, right? Anyone else catch the irony that I'm in a group of wolves/foxes when my name means "cat"? Anywho, how about just adding more rings around the legs and tail? Make it look like bracelets or some such, and one or two about the neck? Would that be complex enough or are circles too boring still...? Ok, on a totally random note, a friend S-kun and I are talking about de-balling a male comrade of ours... Mwahaha. Oh, and yes, Fhira-chan, I'd like to read the chapters. Would you email them to me pretty-please?

Fhira: Sure... So the cat is a wolf with white snowflakes, and the fox is a wolf with red snowflakes? And fur bracelets. Either way... We come up with strange things don't we? And Neko, besides being a cat-wolf, you have a fish for a brain. Doesn't that seem even odder?

Fhira: Okay, Sayuka, your chapter's up. I did some editing because the quotation marks and capitalization got messed with at some point. Considering it went through three or four programs to get here, I'm not surprised. So anyway, don't kill me for it, please... Oh, and I keep wanting to abbreviate your name as Sayu... then I remember what Sayu is like and what you're like and it's kind of strange. Speaking of strange, my cat is pouncing on a door. Repeatedly. I'm random, I haven't had anything to eat and I've barely slept and I was breathing in paint fumes all morning, so I'm going to go before I really scare someone...

Sayuka: Fhira, you can shorten my name.I've been called Sa, Sayu, Yuka, it doesn't much bug me. Neko, I'll add more rings with the snow on yours. And it's not too ironic that your 'cat' in a group of wolves/foxes. My closest animal is a horse.'' Fhira, I don't think I'll kill you. That chapter went through a lot... Okay, I just read it. Not butchered or anything. Umm... Gah. I'll work on our wolves now. And then the rest of the things that I have to do for our story. I'd like to know if you three can give me the things I'll need to draw out your characters. I need to draw Kyira and Mayu...

Fhira: You don't think you'll kill me...? Oh joy... You know, I was kind of hoping for something a bit more definite... I should have known better, shouldn't I? Anyway, it's not the shortened name, so much as what it's shortened to. Mental image of Sayuka + mental image of Light's little sister + attempt to equate = dead mental calculator. I would love to walk into a trig class and write that on the board... Or an algebra class... or physics... You know what, I blame the painting, ignore me. You now know why the cross country team fears me though. (turns into Sayuka)(flails) Gah! I just remembered! I won't be at school in the morning anymore! Nyuuu... Okay so now Ami will panic and Sayuka will say no Ritsu and Ami will freeze, Sayuka will say no statue, when I return Ami will whack me in the head for making her worry and then apologize and I and Sayuka will say no Ritsu most likely in sync and Sayuka will be smirking anyway because Near hit L and then she'll point that out and Ami will spaz again and Amanda will just be laughing at all of us if she fell asleep on her homework the night before cause if she didn't she'd be too busy sleeping on whoever's nearby. Wow I think I just suffocated my digital self...

Fhira: Hey Sayuka, you got a review...

Sayuka: Yea, I replied to the review already. And I need everyone's descriptions... Ugh... I hate migrains. I think you did suffocate your digital self...

Fhira: (sweatdrop at self) Yes, I did, but I'm calmer now. Um, didn't Neko put her description in?

Sayuka: I don't have the noteboook. And I need things like eye color, hair color, clothing...

Fhira: Oh, I thought you meant the wolves... I'll admit that the notebook doesn't have more than hair, but I can tell you mine at lunch if you don't need it immediately.

Sayuka: I need everyone's. I'm trying to get us drawn. '

Sayuka: WOOO HAAA! ICON IS UP! (does victory arm movements)

Fhira: I likes icon! (evil snickers) I am a flame wolf. I have no idea how that makes me evil... I've been working on art way too much. Paint fumes, sharpie fumes, nonexistant sanity fumes... Oh yeah! (checks phone) No angry text messages... Does that mean that I answered okay, you haven't seen the answers yet, you haven't had the chance to send angry text messages yet, or I'm going to be killed without warning tomorrow? ...Oh yeah, and I is eating a candy cane. Ha! (waves sugar at inner L)

Sayuka: Glad you like the icon. I was at my wits end... And you'll live. I can work with the answers you gave me. L: Nnnnnh... o-o' I believe he is tired.

Sayuka: ARGH! I HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER JOINT PERSON PROFILE! GAH!

Fhira: (is amused) You do get yourself into things like that, don't you? I was wondering when you'd start another hundred challenge, but apparently fanfictions are taking over instead. Oh, and I got an email from Mello-chan about the icon: "DID SAYUKA DRAW THAT?!" I'm guessing she likes it...

Sayuka: Ha ha, wow... Though someone is claiming that I stole the wolf line art from someone. Gah. And we got into a car accident...

Fhira: Car accident? You mentioned the lineart, but car accident? When did that happen?

Sayuka: It happened on Wednesday at 4:20 pm. We clipped a dirty beige colored car that was covered in snow and shot alongside us out of no where.

Fhira: ...I never thought I'd see the day when you'd sound like a police report. Is the world ending, and if it is, will a cardboard box protect me? ...For that matter, where can I get a cardboard box?

Sayuka: We're alright. I was mostly angry at my dad. And I'm too upset today to do anything horrible to anyone. (I sounded like a stalker -.-)

Fhira: Why are you upset, deviantart? And how did you sound like a stalker?

Sayuka: No, not deviantART. Though getting called an art thief really pissed me off. No, my friend from tech had her house burn to the ground. She had three cats and two dogs who died in the fire, and she's completely distraught... And I sounded like a stalker 'cuz of the 'do anything horrible to anyone' comment I made.

Fhira: Oh... That is bad... Tell her I said sympathy if it seems like it'll help... Though I didn't notice any thing stalker-ish about the comment... Kira-ish and Sayuka-ish, but not stalker-ish. By the way, have you noticed our profile has been extending a lot?

Sayuka: Yea, I had noticed that... What should we do about it?

Fhira: I have no idea... Put a note at the top/before this section?

Sayuka: I dunno... Maybe...? I put a link in here to my new mangabullet profile and the triad account I'm running...

Fhira: Okay. Well in that case, I'll add a note to both...

Sayuka: M'kay

Fhira: I'm going to post my chapter today, but I don't think Neko's started yet... If she doesn't finish hers in a week, what should we do? Wait or insert a kind of blank chapter-will-be-here-later note? I don't want to skip it; she's already included as a character so we couldn't really just leave her chapters out, but it would be hard to insert a chapter, so we'd have to leave a blank...

Sayuka: We'll have to just wait until she gets hers finished. I think she's gonna get online today, but I dunno yet. I'll bug her some more if she doesn't.

Fhira: She said she would, but she said that yesterday too. And she also said she'd write the chapter during commercials while watching TV, so... I dunno, it's Neko.

Sayuka: Well, she's on and said she read my chapter. I dunno bout the writing of hers though..

Fhira: (is ecstatic) My chapter got a review... From ActionFry again, we really ought to do something for her. Any ideas?

Sayuka: Hrm. Maybe I ought to draw something for her..

Fhira: Except I can't draw... And this isn't an art site... Well, we can ask.

Sayuka: Yes indeed.

L: ...My God, it's insane!
Anko: Eh? Who is?
L: ...SHOO!

Fhira: What's insane?

L: I lost my train of thought... (eats sugar cube)
Light: Are you sure the train left the station?
L: ...Better then yours. It never got built.
Anko: ...
Naruto: O-o
Sasuke: ...(miffed about what was said in supposed interview)

Fhira: (is amused) Versus my train of thought, which is a pair of running shoes.

L: ... Okay then...
(there's currently a five person argument going on)

Fhira: Who's arguing? (waves candy cane)

Sayuka: Light, Naruto, Hiro, Kyo, and Yuki...

L: O-o I see sugar...

Fhira: What in the world could they be arguing over? Whose series is the best? (gives candy cane)

L: :3 Thank you!

Sayuka: I'm not sure, I can't hear them very well.

Fhira: Okays. Have you decided what you're doing for the art contest?

Sayuka: Not at all... I may do something with animals. Maybe..What media can you use for an entry? -lost my card thing-

Fhira: A variety, really. I looked it up, saw everything from pen and ink, pastels, painting, computer graphics, websites, jewelry... I didn't look at everything either. But they have some pretty broad categories.

Sayuka: Ha! So, I can do something in Photoshop! XD

Fhira: Yeah. And photography is a category. You could go look up the site; they show you all of last year's winners.

Sayuka: Hrm... Now I need to decide between photoshop and photography..

Fhira: Eh, sorry?

Sayuka: It's just a hard decision...

Fhira: You could do both, you know. I emailed someone from the contest, we can submit up to five things each, doesn't matter which category/categories, and we could submit something under both our names if we wanted to, though it would count as one of the five for both of us. Oh, and I'm posting Neko's chapter now... That thing is hilarious... "What is a hug among strangers, I ask you?" What are the chances she's actually done that?

Sayuka: We should work together on something for the contest! I bet we could come up with something epik! And indeed, Neko's chapter is histerical! Oh my God. What if Death Note was called Post-It Note?? (laughing in histerics)(cough)(cough) Sorry. Hot chocolate got to me.

Fhira: (hiding snickers) Yeah, I can see that. I can't wait for Neko's later chapters... Think we could get L to suspect her instead? Sleep-deprived L chained to Neko on caffeine. Can you see the result? What should we do for the contest?

Sayuka: I dunno, she's too hyperactive and impulsive for L to suspect her. As for the contest, I dunno.. Maybe something to do with photography...Or maybe dragon-horses.

Fhira: Dragon horses, probably. Photography's hard to share...

Sayuka: Photography's easy to share. Model and photographer have an equal say. XD But, how would we work with the dragon-horses?

Fhira: Design, paint/draw. It could work well since I spaz over the details that you don't bother with, and you work on stuff that I don't. Design and suchlike... Oi, Neko infection...

Sayuka: I have a ton of line art hiding around somewhere...(searches for referances) Ha, this gives us an excuse for me to be stolen.

Fhira: (grins)(nods) Exactly.

Sayuka: We'll have to set a date in stone. And then I can finally get my vampire-in-winter pictures!

Fhira: Okays. When?

Sayuka: I dunno. o-o

Fhira: Oi... Hot chocolate... Okay, when not?

Sayuka: Saturday morning thru 6 pm Sat. That's really the only time that's dead to anything other than cleaning.

Fhira: School nights?

Sayuka: You'd most likely have to be stolen on those. Weekends might work better, means possible over-night stealings.

Fhira: Okays. Next weekend then?

Sayuka: Sounds like a plan! (stretches)

Neko: I'm so sad I don't live near you people... Dude, South Park is sooooo twisted... Anywho, I still haven't read bits of the storyyyyy. I'm sorry I'm such a bother, but apparently my schitzotypal personality is funny, so... Even? I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Oh my giddy god's pajamas if I were ever chained to L-san... Mwahaha, that poor poor man... He may be able to think logically but I have ENERGY!! And the ability to sleep... I'm so weird that he wouldn't suspect me though, true enough. I would be having the time of my life though...

Fhira: I could see you chaining yourself to him by pure accident. Or chaining yourself to Kira. Or Kira-chan; that would be funny too.

Sayuka: I'll find a way to break the chains. Trust me. (mutters darkly)

Fhira: (snickers) Yes, and I'd replace them. Or just tell Neko to follow you. And get L to agree, so you can't argue without looking suspicious. (laughs)

Fhira: I'm going to update now... It's been five days anyway, and our other updates average out to three or four days each. I know that's not what we did, but that's what it looks like. So I think I'll stay with four or five days now as much as I can. By the way, are you aware that your section still says you'll draw us and upload it to deviant art?

Sayuka: Yea, I know it says that. I changed it anyway. But now we've got a really big issue sitting on us. That painting. I have no idea how in hell we're going to get it done when we've got less and less time. And the photos. We have to get them done too. I'm not seeing how we're going to manage this at all!

Fhira: (hiding) Don't kill me please? I probably could paint the whole thing if I need to. And with Ami taking pictures the photography will work; we'll have to sort through five times as many pictures as we need, but that'll give us plenty of the ones we need. We can plan early to steal you and her next weekend, or after school if your parents will agree; it wouldn't take that long.

Sayuka: MY POINT IS that I won't be ABLE to do ANY of the painting, thus I have no reason to try. I'm really, really pissed off about this. And with the photos. Besides sorting through them all, we still have to find our outfits, make the 'blood' and everything else. We also have to hope that the weather works with us. I'm in a really bad mood... We also have another review.

Fhira: I saw the review. Am I going to die during lunch tomorrow?

Sayuka: Seems to me you walked away.

Fhira: True. But none of my talents include seeing the future, so... (shrugs)

Sayuka: Got the freaking tablet working again. -finally- Anyway. I hope this pain stops by tomorrow so we can take our photos without a problem. I think I shall not wear a skirt, I'll save that for staging a photoshoot in the woods in summer. (glares at dog) He's ripping a magazine apart...

Fhira: Okays. I need to work on my own art, come to think of it... I wonder what we're going to have to do for class next. We just finished the contest project, normally she gives us the new one early... Hopefully I'll be able to work on stuff in class...

Sayuka: We'll see I guess. Nothing left to do but to hope... Although, judging by today's success, we'll be fine. XD

Fhira: Indeed. And my art teacher not only will allow me to matt stuff, but was quite enthusiastic about it.

Sayuka: WIN! Now I gotta get my stuff done for the Sins!

Fhira: (is amused) In a good mood?

Sayuka: I was! But now I have to draw two political cartoons, analyze two cartoons, four TV news summaries, two magazine article summaries, log of a news story, and the scavenger hunt. Along with coloring Pride, Gluttony, Sloth, Envy, and Greed. Not to mention the coloration of our Purity horse. Then I gotta find a way to print the seven sins, all the vampire scenes. UGH! (booom)

Fhira: Oi... I may be able to help with printing...

Sayuka: I hope so. Because my printer's about to die as is...

Sayuka: ...I discovered a whole new level of anger.

Fhira: I saw... Or I think I did, anyway. ActionFry is back, though; we have reviews again.

Sayuka: I noticed. And you didn't see the total letting loose with anger. I dented my wall...

Fhira: You would... is that what you meant by almost breaking your hand? Oh well. I shall update as soon as I get the notebook back, so I may steal it before Ami does. I thought I had her next chapter typed already, but I only had about half a page, so... (shrugs) Oh well. I need to make Neko write, too...

Fhira: (looking over original profiles) ...Hey Sayuka, aren't you taller now? I seem to remember that...

Sayuka: (goes to look) Oh... I am. By a half inch. (snorts) Ugh. Okay, I'll try to have my chapter done by lunch tomorrow. I forgot to read yours, so I may have to go edit like mad, ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Fhira: Sympathy. Murphy seems to be activating for all... Great, now I've made him some kind of computer program... ...Actually, that would make sense... (gets lost in thought about who knows what) Anyway, one of us needs to force Neko to get online...

Sayuka: (sighs) Yea... I had noticed. Myeh.

Fhira: I'm attempting to get Neko... And posting the chapter now. Oh, by the way, go check your dragons, I got you some hatchlings. Not the ones you wanted (I swear, NOTHING was showing up), but hatchlings nonetheless.

Sayuka: Ha ha, they're adults now. lol

Fhira: (is amused) Indeed. Once my internet decides to function at a decent speed again, I'll go after more. ...Oh, and I need to figure out when I'd be able to steal you for far-too-large-for-sanity parties.

Sayuka: As long as I have advance warning of the stealing, I can probably come. As long as I've got a week's advance notice. Mom'll make me have to clean the entire house in order to go. Ugh, ugh, ugh.

Fhira: Well, you have a week's warning. And you'll get to see the DVDs of Kurama-chan.

Fhira: Your chapter is up, Trio vs. Duo is up, it's past one AM and my cat is using my face as a pillow. I'm breathing fur and I suspect when I go turn the light off, she'll steal my pillow entirely. Oh, the joys of... well, something. Goodnight...

Sayuka: Well. This is nice -.-

Fhira: What, of the many Murphy incarnations at the moment, are you referring to? Forgive the Neko infection...

Sayuka: Referring to the pastels of death right now. I've been drafted into drawing another one of Bill for Kakashi-chan. And she picked a very detailed one too. -.-

Fhira: Kakashi-chan? I shouldn't be surprised... Meh, well, now you can have something to hold over her head.

Fhira: Hm... Would you be amused if I drew something in pastel too?

Sayuka: I doubt it. I'm too busy panicking over things

Fhira: Are you ever not busy panicking over things? Oh, by the way, I just turned music on, on random, on my computer. Guess what started playing...

Sayuka: Mmm...

Fhira: (chokes) We got a review...

Sayuka: MAN! I died to this site for a while, didn't I?

Fhira: Indeed. When are you planning on writing? For this story, I mean.

Fhira: (poking Sayuka) Write!

Fhira: (still poking) Sayuka!

Sayuka: AGGGGH! FHIRA STOP POKING ME! JEEEEZ! Right. To anyone other than the one who keeps poking me incessantly, the ginormic lapse in updating is entirely my fault. What happened? Summer vacation, Fhira graduated, I lost the notebook, then Ami's parentals went insane. Anyway. I have to go read what last happened and try to type up the insanely late chapter. I really have no idea what part of Death Note we're lining up with right now and I don't know what happens in the future, so if I screw up the story line, I'm sorry.

Sayuke: UPDATE! I AM WRITING. NOW. So no one can kill me. HA!

Fhira: Well the poking did work... months later, but it did. (stops poking for now) Hm... Would you kill me if I suggested another story?

Sayuka: ...What other story and how often am I going to be expected to write in it. I have Defection, Moonlight, Deeper and Deeper, Dragonharpers of Pern, and all the Dragon Realm books to do too, ya know. Okay, the Dragon Realm ones don't count. I have years to do those.

Fhira: ...Honestly, I don't remember what I was thinking. Paint fumes. I'm sure I could think of something though...

Sayuka: (rolling eyes) Greeeaaat.

Sayuka: AHHHHH! MY GOD! THE INHUMANITY! I KEEP REMEMBERING THAT I'LL BE 18 IN TWENTY DAYS!

Fhira: (laughs) And your birthday present is ordered and in the mail. ...One of them. (grinning)

Sayuka: Oh, what the hell are you planning to DO to me? (already thinking about burying herself in mud, then stones, then under dirt)

Fhira: Nothing you didn't approve of. (freaks out) WE GET AN EXTRA HOUR! (spazzing)

Sayuka: Ah HELL! I forgot about that. (changing cell, pc, watch, and other clocks)

Fhira: I'd actually forgotten too until then... Except the only clocks I have are phone and computer and I can't tell if they've changed themselves or not.

Sayuka: My laptop changed itself, but nothing else did. Ugh.

Fhira: Hm... Well mine appear to have changed themselves. How long until you finish the chapter?

Sayuka: Uhhh... I have no idea.

Fhira: And you've finally finished the chapter... now I have to bug Neko... (grins) Ten days...

Sayuka: Fhira, if you keep reminding me, I am going to kick you or something. Really.

Fhira: ...All right, I'll quit reminding you... Hello Neko!

Neko: HALLO MOTO! Also, happy birthcay Sayuka-chan!! =.= I'm sleepy, do I really have to write?

Fhira: Birthcay? And not necessarily now, but tomorrow would be good...

Neko: A Birthcay is a celebration that originated in ancient Normandy, in which the birthday lad/lass takes a club to the heads of well-wishers. Rather violent, but it spawned some great prank ideas.

Sayuka: ...Ugh. You know what, you go ahead and do that. No matter where I go, someone just has to remind me! Rrgh, I think I might just go bury myself someplace and not reappear until after this stupid Saturday. -_-

Fhira: I said I'd stop reminding you... not necessarily other people... but I stopped! (looks innocent) And anyway I'm bugging Kurra far more, she just likes being reminded. And if you bury yourself, Ami and I will get Dusty and Duchess to come find you and dig you up. (looks triumphant)(and still innocent)(really)

Sayuka: Dusty would fight with Duchess. He loathes other dogs. I'm not kidding, he almost killed the neighbor's dog. (immensely furious)

Neko: Archie would dig you up just so he could lick your ears... Also, I thought you of all people would like a Birthcay, Sayuka! I'm disappointed, I was all ready to mail you a club...

Fhira: And now the birthdays and birthcays are past, so no more taunting Sayuka... how tragic. Tears and all that. Although there is always Christmas... Neko, is there a Christmas Cay?

Fhira: SOMEONE ANSWER ME. Well it's too late for New Years Cay... ...Valentines' Cay? St. Patrick's Cay? Anything Cay?

See you. Read on, if your mind can take the chaos.