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my name is miranda. i am a totall twilight freak...i absoluteluy love to read, some of my favorites are-twilight, night world, house of night, interview with a vampire, trickster's choice, trickster's queen,harry potter(all seven), kissed by an angel, and many, many more... and i probably should mention that i have a lot of reaaaaalllly weird habits, but probably my biggest one iz sniffing my books before i read them...i know only one other person who does and she is also named miranda...coincidence, or just creepy...everyone else just laughs and says im crazy, but i dont care cuz yeah, maybe i am crazy, but at least i have my books to talk to wen no one else wants to listen to my craziness anymore... ohhh yea...yeeesss i did just admit that i talk to my books...i have whole conversations w/ my books...i have bigger fights w/ my books that=n real people that i absolutey hate..."no u stupd idiot!! dont go in the freakin' closet!!OME!! wat is wrong with u"...i also have pretend convos/fights w/ the author/editors..."wat the hell is with all of these frackin' grammar mistakes!!...did u hire an editior at all??well then where did u find them?? in an old run down bulding?? on the streets?? i could have done a better job and im stil in school!!" TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths. "If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English." - Homer Simpson. I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun. One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?? People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall downthe stairs... A Fun Twilight Fanfiction Survey List Twelve Twilight characters in any order. 1. edward 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Ummm... no!! 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? if i waz a guy...if i swung for that team...toally!! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ummmm...AWWWWWKWARD!! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? ummmm...not mainly about him, but a lot with him in them 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? ummmmm...somehow i dont think emmett and nessie would go for that... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? bella/carlise??...bella/charlie??...it'd have to be bella/carlisle cuz charlies her fsther... 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? if emmett walked in on jacob and esme having sex...ummmm...i just dont even no at to say to that... 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. renesmee meets grandpa charlie for the first time!! 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? no!...no no no no no... 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. motherly love 11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose? ummmm..u no im not sure... 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? very much family stuff...?? 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? bella??...prob every twilight fic ive ever read... Best Twilight poem ever! P.S. I did NOT write this! I just found it. And so the Lion fell in love with the lamb I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know If you're a twiligter, copy and paste this to your profile A Real Boyfriend When she stares at your mouth Kiss her When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you Grab her and dont let go When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff Kiss her and tell her you love her When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong When she ignores you Give her your attention When she pulls away Pull her back When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind When she's scared Protect her When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up When she says that she likes you SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND! When she grabs at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers When she bumps into you; bump into her back and make her laugh When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does When she says it's over she still wants you to be hers When she reposts this bulletin she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend." Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend." Random This or That Blue or Red? Red- blue is just too normal...the sky is blue-so u see it all the time... Purple or Green? purple- "purple's cool"-Twilight the movie...lol... Lake or Ocean? Lake-who knos wats in an ocean...shiver... Party or Ball? Ball- oooooh i always wanted to go to one...big dresses...dancing w/ guys, etc, etc... Black or White? Black- shrug-black goes better w/ red...plus white iz boring... Orange or Hot Pink? orange!!-mmmmmmmm i absolutely luuuuve citrus... Salad or Fries? fries!-idc how bad and fatening they r...lol...salad is good too tho... Itallian or Chinese? italian- i luve me some italiano... Casual or Dressy? oooooooh dressy deffinately- i liuuuuuve to dress up... 10,20,30? none-33 is my #...if u no me u should no y(b-day) Late or Early? either-i can b a morning person...if im in the mood...and vise versa Lipstick or Eyeliner? eyeliner-lipstick just reminds of old people..if it waz lipgloss it would b a dff story... Gold or Silver? bronze-everyone always wants gold or silver..that leaves the bronze alllll 4 me!! Dangley or Studs? dangly-i hate little earings... Clean Freak or Messy? MESSSSY- i guess that comes from having an older bro, and 4 little sisters...lol... Morning or Night? nite...hisss im a creature of the nite :)... School or Home? both-scool 4 my friends...home-i just like being home...(where i can read w/o getting yelled at 4 texting in class wen wat im really doing under the desk iz reading...lol)... Mansion or House? mansion-soooo many adventures!!...soooo many places to get lost..fun fun fun times Ballet flats or dangerous high heels either-depends on my mood...and outfit... Random This or That Twilight Interview with the awesome mwa? Twilight or New Moon? twilight-i luve jacob and all, but i gotta have me some edward... New Moon or Eclipse? eclipse- it gots looooottttss of DRAMA AND ROMANCE!! and god nos i luuuuve drama and romance Eclipse or Twilight? hmmmm...i have to say eclipse-eclipse has some of everyone, whereas twilight is just introducing the characters, u dont no the charactersand wat they will do yet... Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? BREAKING DAWN!!...twilight already came, and even tho i am excited about midnight sun, after reading the series i think i pretty much no wat edwarsd waz thinking...(bella...drool)lol...hwereas bd waz something new and exciting... Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? hmmmmm...both- movie waz pretty good, but then again midnight sun izz another book to read... Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? edward...jacob haz renesmee... Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Edward, hes soooooo smexy..bellas just trying to steal all the good guys...coughbcough... Bella or Jacob? jacob-once again bella is jst a big bit-i mean baby...plus, jacob is totally HOTTT!! Bella or Alice? Alice - everyone wants a friend like alice...and yess that includes u, guys!! Alice or Jacob? both-jake is a f-ing werewolf!!...alice iz my fav female in the whole series...well actually her renesmee tie for fav... Rosalie or Alice? alice-rose iz mean... Jasper or Alice? Alice - i mean jasper is a hunk and all, but alice iz just amazing!!... Jasper or Edward? ummmmm...cant say...team switz...that means not choosing... Emmett or Edward? ooooohhh jeez!! y must u torture me like this!!...again team switz... Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle - hes older, and spent time w/ the volturi in the past...that takes a real man... Emmett or Jasper? team witz... Emmett or Jacob? TEAM SWITZERLAND! Bella or Rosalie? oooh jeez...i guess rose... Esme or Charlie? Esme -charlies old!! Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle -VAMPIRE!! Charlie or Billy? ummmm... bothe cuz they just cant exist w/o each other...they're crazy bout each other... Jacob or Sam? JACOB!!...idk i guess bellas first idea bout sam just stuck w/ me... Sam or Quil? ummmmmmmmm...neither...im more vamp or jacob kind of person Quil or Embry? umm... Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? victoria..she lives longer, and she's "the one with the wicked curve ball" Werewolves or Vampires? TEAM SWITZERLAND!! copy and paste on ur profile w/ ur own answers...:) If you have ever slapped somone just because you were woundering what would happen when you did, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile. If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile. If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile. If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you agree with Bella that her life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. IF YOU LOVE JACOB BLACK, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile. If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile. If you like Subway, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alcohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you've read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over seven times, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Jacob Black is the HOTTEST guy in the universe copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. TEAM EDWARD: because all guys should be this perfect... TEAM EMMETT: because I LOVE a guy with muscles... TEAM JASPER: he can take a snap at me any time... TEAM CARLISLE: because I like to play doctor... haha... TEAM JACOB: because because he's hot and your not... CULLENISM: my new religion. DRACULA? Pff, more like Edward Cullen... I have OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder. MIKE NEWTON: The idiot that needs advise. PROUD TO BE A BRUNETTE! (Edward prefers them. Take that, blondes!) JACOB BLACK doesn't have to toast at 108.9 degrees F to have me SWEATING...! I thought I had found my Edward Cullen... but it was just another idiot with fangs. If Edward Cullen was real, I'd like, totally stalk him. WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazardous to your health. (Not that you'd care.) Why so sullen, Edward Cullen? TWILIGHT: noun, 1. period between afternoon and nighttime 2. the first textually transmitted disease. THANKS TO TWILIGHT, now if that certain boy seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire, and he's polite enough to try and resist my blood. EDWARD CULLEN: he's bringing sexy back... yeah! EMMETT CULLEN is a sexy beast. Literally. JASPER HALE: Making you feel all warm and fuzzy about spilling your guts. In my mind: Edward loves me, Alice is my BFF, and Jacob wants me. I kissed a WEREWOLF and I liked it! I hope my VAMPIRE don't mind it! JACOB BLACK OR EDWARD CULLEN?? Ah, that's easy. BOTH, PLEASE AND THANKS! Maybe I shouldn't say it... but JAMES, if you wanted to track me, I wouldn't be so hard to find... haha. If I had my way, I would spend half of my time kissing Edward and the other half having fun with a real man(Jacob Black)! In my personal opinion, Bella is a complete twat. Twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight, twilight. What obsession? Oh, for Fork's sake. YOU REALLY KNOW YOU'VE REACHED THE POINT OF NO RETURN, AND ARE TOTALLY OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT, WHEN YOU WATCH WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, JUST IN CASE SOMEONE CAN HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS. RANDOMNESS AND FUNNIES... HE SAID: I don't know why you wear a bra: you've nothing to put in it. SHE SAID: You wear pants, don't you? Hahahahahahahaha. Wait. What? I have super powers. I just don't want to show you. Hi. I have cool socks on today. I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do. Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend. ME?? SARCASTIC?? NOOOOO. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. Tell your boyfriend's pants it's not polite to point. FAKE. It's the latest trend. and everyone seems to be in style. When The Power Of Love Will Overcome The Love Of Power, The World Will Know Peace. Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary. Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door. Don't follow me... I'm lost too. Poke me. I dare you. Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious. DON'T DRINK WATER: fish have sex in it. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Dain bramaged. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, feck the fruit. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is question is Carlisle Cullen, get those apples the hell away from me. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best. Come to the dark side. We have cookies...and edward cullen-an even better reason Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to. I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet. :D One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: the following deffinition comes from the wonderfull dictionary of miranda...:) TEAM SWITZERLAND two results for your search 1). to choose no twilight man/boy over the other, to be neutral w/ them all 2). to be nuetral in a matter, no matter how much u want to chooose...:) I Am Team SWITZERLAND-cuz no one should ever have to choose between men like the ones in twilight...even if some of them would b better classified as boyyss p.s. if u would like me to post anymore deffinitions fom The Wonderfull Dictionary of Miranda, just let me no which ones... |
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